Coming out of the bullpen is Howard 5-in-1 Multifunctional Small Screwdriver, PTSLKHN S2 Steel Magnetic Screwdriver Kit for Eyeglass, Sunglasses, Electronics, Cellphone, Jewelry and More

In American folklore, the Taco Bell functions as a sort of a ‘sin eater’ for food borne illness epidemics

lolll

Charles E. Kirkland memorial hotdog emporium and child casino

“Awesomesauce”

early report indicate senator lindsey graham died of viral internet pooping parasite trend “he was just sitting there in his car in the Hardee’s parking lot and started shitting like crazy. just an insane amount. it filled the entire car which didnt seem possible” -area man

As an adult its up to me to make my own fun, like telling my wife I’ve never heard of Marco Polo

these days, computer companies such as microsoft are turning megabytes into megabucks

“I hate the human experience” - her

Me agreeing to play league of legends with my friend

If you find a USB drive on the ground you should plug it into your work computer because it's managed by security experts so if there's anything bad they'll stop if. Your personal laptop just has you

The Onion is doing funny stuff with infowars now lmfao

The worst part about social media is that I am always in danger of reading a child’s opinion

how do you figure

Snart is low key goated when Helging is the vibe

It’s like the scorpion and the frog but the scorpion can also fly

here's a good one

They filled the Lincoln Reflecting Pool with a nutritious green paste, completely free for the public to snack on, and still you complain about food prices

now more than ever

Do… do nuns typically have enemies?

Jim

God of War Laufey was created to cater to the basic male fantasy of being a gelatinous cube next to a violent woman

Me playing street fighter for the first time

Keeping up with the world events

Northernlion:

Why would I want to do extra work curating a feed only to end up seeing *more* nazi shit than I currently do?

I’ve crashed my flying machine

Gotta start cooking my rat shit again I guess

Crazy that the devil wears Prada is just the heroes journey again

It’s super funny how the dispelling magic in Titanium Court is just not believing in that shit at all It’s like how ghosts work in real life

How is this underperforming when audiences finally get to see yoda little green prick???

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

The only thing standing between me and lottomaxing is adhd and a lack of interest in gambling

I am always saying this He just like me fr

take two seconds

Floridians can tell I’m a tourist because I use my blinker

A little bit of ketchup goes crazy when Mac and cheese is the vibe

They hittin the pen up there hard

We're sending three people and one Canadian to the moon

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

Today's the day.

Angeleno getting mad at the start of Chinatown because “wtf the valley IS part of Los Angeles”

When the meeting gets cancelled

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy added “the silver lining is that 23% of the passengers were wearing suits and doing pull-ups in the isle at the time of the collision. You wouldn’t see numbers like that under Biden.”