We’ve been cooked.

Tua would throw a pic there. Love it. I’m gonna go fuck off now thanks bud.

Me currently at a bar in my dumb fuckin dolphins shirt in Austin around people that have winning teams. Fuck.

Waddle has the unique gift of making easy catches look like the most difficult any receiver has ever made.

Just saw The Chicks came out for Sabrina Carpenter and the crowd was so dull.

I need to see The Strokes in a small venue. Them doing ACL fest doesn’t do them justice really. Still, they fuckin rocked.

Been in Austin for like an hour and DAMN this sun just burning. “Hotter than two rats fuckin in a wool sock.”

This team is worse than the 1-15 team.

Punting there is just stunning.

Why can’t this Miami team just finish teams. This shit is ridiculous.

Outrage works.

I don’t say this lightly but Mr. Beast might be Satan

This is the most one-sided tie I've ever seen.

Achane is gonna get run into the ground by midseason just on check downs alone.

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

RIP to an absolute goat. A champion for filmmakers everywhere.

AGAIN.

May that sack be the nail in the coffin for this team.

Tua gonna Tua.

This Dolphins team is soo fuckin cooked. The exact opposite start they needed. I have no faith in this entire organization. Hang em up for the fuickin season.

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

The notion that some line previous uncrossed was crossed today is fiction. They shot Dr. Tiller in his church DURING THE WORSHIP SERVICE because they disagreed with his politics. Don’t you dare let their revisionist history go unchecked.

I'll merely note that today, like all days, is a great day to stop posting on Twitter, a platform whose owner force feeds this slop into people's brains with an algorithm designed to boost his views and trample yours.

damn that's so crazy. picture unrelated

My boy getting his and making the most of it, FINALLY.

My 13th reason.

Never has an asterisk been needed more.

The real crime is if Chris Grier survives another season

An 0-17 season is not out of the question, and that’s fuckin heartbreaking.

HOW ARE WE STILL HERE.

Blow this team up. Fire Grier, McDaniels, Tua, Tyreek. Everyone. I can’t do this.

This fuckin Dolphins team is gonna crush my soul this year.

Keep their voices alive.

I saw Oasis tonight and it was the greatest concert I’ll ever see.

15 years ago today I took an incredibly on-the-nose photo

The Marlins are 1-0 when I see them in New York. Undefeated.

It’s 65 out right now and your boy is FREEZING. My Miami is showing and I don’t care tbh.

Being in New York has made me understand their detest for Miami infrastructure. It’s like going from chariots to just the wheel.

Here for the self destruction.

I’ve been in New York for all of 6 hours and I already don’t have enough time to everything I want.

I’m seeing Oasis on Sunday and I’ve been listening to them all week in preparation, and I may pass out when they play Slide Away.

I couldn't be anymore in on this fuckin team my god let's goooooooooo.

This kid is gonna be soo special. 😭

Too creepy for woody Allen is a level of creep that bends the mind

If I close my eyes it's like I'm back in middle school debating the most random of shit we can put on the moon.

We are soooo fuckin back baby.

WALK IT OFF FISH LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

How can you not love this guy?