He’s a tough guy, let him use the new jet.

Seen it

Me and my best bud...on a typical Saturday night.

Honestly... What would I do if I didn't have you all to like and common my posts? You make being here special.

Like I told the Proud Boys outside the White House in 2023: "White people suck!"

And they said that 2026 was going to be a bad year

I kind of hate people who do this.

Listen: I don’t really like Newsom for president, either. There is a disingenuousness to him. Like Jeffries. But that’s the 2028 Primary fight. The 2026 fight, after the primaries are done, is removing Republicans from power. Please don’t fight the wrong fight. open.substack.com/pub/psychope...

This👇🏽👇🏻👇🏾👇🏿

Me on #MitchDeathWatch

abso-FUCKIN-lutely 💙💙💙

Just a quick reminder to get plenty of exercise, make healthy food choices, see your doctor regularly. Self care is important if you’re looking forward to a world without Mitch McConnell. I know that I am.

Seeing a lot of “rational, anti-tRump” republican talking heads bleating in alarm after left of center progressives swept blue primaries yesterday. There is NO Mamdani Effect. We’re just done letting the center “negotiate” on our behalf. Also: it’s not antisemitism to be disgusted by genocide.

And under no circumstances, DO NOT put a nice border of poison ivy around the bamboo

“We will fix it?” Another ‘tell’ He uses it for aspirational statements. If it has a question mark, it’s just something on his wishlist…🤦🏽‍♀️

Happy Father's Day 🖤

Since the reflecting pool project turned out so well... ...the orange buffoon has a better idea for his arch plan.

Butter Garlic Lemon Scallops on Polenta. 😋

The no-bid mafioso who owns the bottling company will convince him that it’s green juice

If the Reflecting Pool water gets any nastier, RFK Jr. will start bottling it and forcing it to be served to children with all school lunches.

Me: Alexa, how long does it take to drain a 6.5 million gallons water water, strip the paint off the inside of the container, and refill it with new water? Alexa: Me: Asking for a friend

Dear @scottiesnake.bsky.social I expect you to have mastered this move by the time I get home from work today

News you can use from the opinion editors of the Italian right-wing daily Libero: "TRUMP IS AN ASSHOLE" www.liberoquotidiano.it/news/esteri/...

The refecting pool resembles the orange buffoon's face, after hours...but orange.

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY THIS HERE,WAS,FOR MANY OF US, THE CELEBRATION WE NEEDED,AND A REMINDER, NOT TO GIVE UP HOPE ! THANK YOU, MICHELLE, AND PRESIDENT OBAMA...🎊🎉✨️ 👇👇👇

CAN BARACK OBAMA BE OUR PRESIDENT AGAIN, GOD, I MISS HIM #ObamaPresidentialCenter

Oh, my dear First Lady, that’s all well and good But Obama NEVER got the FIFA Peace Prize 🙄😹

Watching the #ObamaPresidentialCenter opening ceremony. @tomhanks.bsky.social @nancypelosi.bsky.social Justin Trudeau, and Angela Merkel showed up… Willing to bet that @markhamillofficial.bsky.social is there The current “administration”couldn’t be bothered to send a coffee boy.

🏆 The internet is now officially broken

I feel seen

Happy #ObamaDay !

TOMORROW!!! #NoKingsDay 🇺🇸

Yeah his name is now off. I’m hoping his name will reappear soon on something granite.

Color me completely shocked that Cheatolini is dragging out the removal of his putrid defacement of the Kennedy Center until the very last minute

Wake me up when we have our first deceased trillionaire. That’s where the real flavor is.

Absolutely 💯 Agree… “BOOING THE PRESIDENT OF OUR COUNTRY DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IS NOT APPROPRIATE.….WE SHOULD ALSO BE BOOING HIM DURING PRESS CONFERENCES AND WHEN HE'S GOLFING. DO BETTER.”

This mayor shows presidential potential

So are Kash and Kegsbreath

Looks like a win-win scenario for LA. Smell ya later, Spence.

Which one is the maggot?

The man who told you that a woman is too emotional to be president is out here crashing out on national TV because a reporter asked him for evidence.

NBC should sue this disgusting, lying maniac for billions of dollars for defamation. Stop playing nice with is vile idiot. Enough.

If Cankles shows up at MSG to watch game three of the NBA Championship series I desperately hope the whole place erupts with a sustained chant of "JEFFREY EPSTEIN, JEFFREY EPSTEIN" over and over until Cankles flees.

you can do it little fella, we're all counting - no, wait - PRAYING for ya

Flesh-eating screwworms confirmed in Texas. 👇

tRump will appoint him to be his new drug czar. Or put him in charge of fraud investigations

Susan Collins is corrupt as fuck.