Just saw on the news that Putin and Xi are planning a big state visit. That’s reckless and irresponsible. What will happen to their nations after they laugh themselves to death

You know what would really be great? If Iran said the only way they would reopen the strait is if Trump resigned.

If Bill Cassidy truly believes J6 was an insurrection as he voted five years ago, after Trump successfully primaries him, he should stay in the race as an independent to split the GOP vote.

Makes me nostalgic for the good old days when we could always just run next door to borrow a cup of electricity

Athena showing off her life savings #Caturday

Six genders, transgender mice We are living in the dumbest timeline

MEMPHIS REP. @justinjpearson.bsky.social: “50% of Black Americans live in the South - so the South cannot be abandoned, it has to be invested in.”

Maybe this can keep some of you out of God's chicken coop.

Gotta be the funniest cartoon i’ve seen in a while..🤣🤣

Are you not tired of the endless distractions that have kept us from working on the things that matter? We say “enough”. brandtforcongress.com/donate

Just in time for the visit to Beijing. I hope Xi dog walks him

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

"We are on the verge of a golden age, so big that no one's seen before."

We are all really looking forward to “CEMETERY”

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

We’re seeing if they give a fuck about gas prices

Trump will basically give his blessing to Xi to invade Taiwan and get nothing in return because he is an idiot, doesn’t give a shit about Taiwan, and is the worst negotiator of all time.

The United States has resigned from its post as Leader of the Free World. Russia has committed a similar act by bankrupting itself over Ukraine. The new World Order will have China, Ukraine, and Iran as its superpowers

Unearthed reports reveal that RFK Jr. fired every full-time CDC cruise ship sanitation inspector ahead of the Hantavirus cruise ship outbreak. www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...

IVERMECTIN IS A DEWORMER AND HAS NO EFFECT ON VIRUSES

It’s probably not worth the trouble to explain to this cretin that “decimated” means a ten percent reduction, not complete removal

Plot twist: He bit its head off as soon as the camera turned off

Just like you do in Cuba.

I lost a lot of clam shells on that race 😭🦖

The Derby was different in the Jurassic.

@scottiesnake.bsky.social and I fulfilled our monthly mission today: the cats’ all had nail trims and got their heart worm/flea preventative. Exhausted

top secret documents and files found in a four year old grave in New Jersey

And must be undertaken with proper education and personal protective equipment. Nobody wants splinters down there

If we don’t carry the midterms, there may never be a chance to ever reform the court. It will be another rubber stamp for fascism unless or until the people demand change. Our last peaceful revolution option is general strike.

Photo of the Apollo 11 landing site I took with my S26 Ultra tonight. Sorry it's a little bit blurry.

This will sound very nerdy, but when I was a kid, I revered the Supreme Court. If they could rule unanimously against segregation in 1954—when the two other branches of government would *never* have been brave enough—I thought they're the lone voice of good. That is all trashed now. They're garbage.

People in hell want ice water, too But here we are

"A guy who can’t admit that he lost a presidential election to Joe Biden is not going to be able to admit that he lost a war to the mullahs of Iran." -- @pkrugman.bsky.social to @gregsargent.bsky.social Full episode: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/k...

The Cheap Russian Whore in Chief lives there, so it tracks

Oh, look what I saw on the beach!

Musk and Putin have already achieved this without firing a single shot

Who knew that James Comey AND the SPLC were both ham sandwiches

They’re NOT friends, she’s just performing a routine breast exam 🤦🏽‍♀️

Available on Amazon. When does the indictment drop?

Those toddlers don’t play nice, gotta take them down 🙄

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

This is what Miller thinks toning down the rhetoric sounds like.

Let. Them. Fight.

🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘

More elephants stomping on big game hunters please.

I'm trying to locate these industrious elephants. I would so like to gift them to the 2028 Republican National Convention. What fun to have these symbols of the Republican party roaming freely through the attendees. Glory!

Time-honored ploy, get religion attempting to avoid jail time

A hot rotisserie chicken costs about $7. A family of four can make three meals with it. Seems wrong to stand in the way of economical food choices.

George Poncy, a Palm Beach County pilot, has had enough with Trump. He’s suing Gov. DeSantis to STOP the renaming of PBI airport to Donald J. Trump airport. George is a hero! people.com/pilot-challe...