So we are required to replace our phones to make sure people have jobs. Something something communism something

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan. And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.

EVERYONE knows that when you see someone in a fluffy animal costume, shit’s about to go sideways

Idea for tomorrow’s Black Friday Blackout: Everyone who can should park their cars in the lots of Walmart, Home Depot, and Target. Then leave the car for as long as you dare. Don’t let anyone stupid enough to shop there have a parking space.

Trump shares fault for any National Guardsmen injured or killed in his op. He’s inviting murderers & terrorists to attack military personnel by making them highly visible targets in public streets, the guard should have never been used as props for the regime’s political optics.

If the state of Delaware prohibited companies incorporated there from spending on elections in any way, Citizens United would be dead in the water. Delaware incorporates more companies than any other state. It’s a blue state. Let’s get cracking on moving Delaware lawmakers on this!

Fuck Soros if he thinks that I should pay any dues, he’s supposed to be paying me

Brilliant!👇🏾👇🏼👇🏽👇🏿

A no greater collection of cowards. Period. Including GOP veterans? Where the hell are they? WHy are they not coming to the defense of their fellow congressional veterans? Cowards. All.

Can't wait! How about you?

No, @scottiesnake.bsky.social , we’re NOT planting any cat seeds no matter how much you whine and beg

If she can show dick pics on the floor of congress she can name the names of sexual predators on the floor of congress.

Some people are born to make trouble. You know you are Marge. Do it. Run for President! Make some GOOD TROUBLE on your way out of the House! Also, get a voice coach. That would help you a lot. Oh yes, And I promise. I’ll work for anyone who runs against you.

Nazi Musk’s corrupt pet project DOGE has officially disbanded after 8 months of destroying the US govt and illegally gaining access to the private data of tens of millions of Americans just for the purpose of instilling fear. Everyone involved should go to jail.

If MTG truly believes that she can run for president, she would do well to read the Epstein client list into the congressional record, then move to vacate the Speaker’s chair. Might as well go out with a bang.

Oh, honey… They flew separately, Kash had to stop by Nashville to pick up his arm candy. The puppy killer wasn’t going to carpool.

What should I name this little cutie? If she and her sister aren’t adopted by the time I get home from vacation, I’m adopting them.

A lot of the people lamenting Marjorie Taylor Greene’s departure from Congress—and celebrating her as some kind of principled maverick—are going to end up eating their words when she reemerges in 2028 to help lead a pro-groper, pro-Fuentes “America First” faction of the GOP.

Humans will NEVER colonize another planet. Never. If we can’t even agree to do the minimum to keep Earth habitable, there’s no way in hell we’ll cooperate to make another planet habitable.

Of course he’s learning from tRump: that he tries to charm people into liking him. Mamdani is smart enough to understand that the next meeting will probably be a lot different.

If she’s serious about running for governor, the Senate, or president, her smart play would be to vacate Moses Mike from the Speaker chair before then.

The country that ACTUALLY was responsible for 9/11. The thing that no one is supposedly "Going to forget". The country that brutally murdered a journalist. Our President, defending him...in OUR White House! Way to go. 🙄

And the lettering will really capture the patina of the urine stains

In light of the recent news that Mexican cattle are being smuggled under? over? THROUGH?!? (big time saver for making cheesesteak, I guess) And with the onset of cold weather… consider a new costume for laying siege to Nazi detention centers

“Sorry I killed the guy and I will try really hard not to kill him again”

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It has taken a while, but it seems based on last night’s post by Trump that Bondi now has the Epstein files sufficiently scrubbed for release.

The Great Depression was deflationary too, BTW

Clinton must have a magical penis. Sounds like lots of people were eager to bl0w it

How many innocent Venezuelan civilians is he willing to murder to distract from the Epstein scandal? #tRumpIsAPedophile

Ask him these same questions, every day, for the rest of his miserable life.

Always. Nice aurora, too.

Here’s the “silver lining” of the shutdown: Now we know roughly how long it will take for us to collapse the government. Now we can start the work of building the safety nets necessary to prevent a humanitarian disaster.

Just read an article on @npr.org by @emilycorwinwrites.bsky.social about SSRI withdrawal. As societal trauma increases our risk for depression, we need to revisit our current treatment strategies.

Borderline insane doesn’t begin to describe tRump. Try “batshit crazy”.

Adelita Grijalva may get sworn in, but watch as a Trump sycophant withdraws a signature to protect Trump from having the horrors of his behavior in the Epstein Files becoming public. To finagle to protect a serial pedophile, you have to be a truly amoral cretin. That would be you, Nancy Mace.

Right about now, I would prefer that Kamala give some thought to running for California governor instead of trying for the presidency again.

Speaker Johnson has literally said he's "not promising anyone anything." For once, I believe him.

I hope Democratic Party leaders don’t mistakenly think being pulled out of their offices and sent packing for caving to Republicans is off the table.

Senate Dems, do not cave. Ensuring healthcare premiums don’t surge is an 80-20 issue. They want to gut the ACA because their disdain for Obama far outweighs their concern for anyone’s health.

This week: •FAA orders ground stop at JFK & O’Hare due to staff shortages •USA has now lost 1M jobs under Trump—most since 2003 •US Army told soldiers to go to German food banks •History's longest Govt Shutdown persists •House in session only 12 of last 105 days •Trump blocks SNAP to 42M Americans

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Wut

That’s it. I’m dead. 😭

I'm not mad that Senate Democrats offered to end the shutdown. It would have gotten a 1 year extension to the ACA credits and now the Republicans have refused to reopen the government.

It’s gonna be pretty fucking hard to smile at shoppers that don’t exist

We can ALL breathe a sigh of relief knowing that this child rapist is much, much happier

That’s in line with the million Americans who died of Covid last time we were unfortunate enough to have him in DC.