I'm freezing. #HomeDepot

I just realized today. I've been to 4 of the 7 continents.

I'll say it... Fuck religion. It's about time we stop being fooled by a bunch of mumbo-jumbo. It ruins everything.

It might snow here, tomorrow. People are freaking out.

People that don't swing their arms when they walk...scare me.

Plan: Score more points than other teams... ...AND teach pretty boy Baker Mayfield how to shave.

I am in Minneapolis now and I wanted to share my latest piece on Substack: substack.com/@katiephang/...

What kind of idiots would actually think that "a god" would give half a shit about a game?

Every time I'm forced to watch the @nflnetwork.bsky.social to see upcoming game information... ...and I see Steve Mariucci sharing his football knowledge on us... I think about how much of a loser he was as the @detroitlions.bsky.social head coach.

A Miami Beach resident replies to a Facebook post made by Miami Beach Mayor Steven Meiner and the next thing she knows, the police are at her door! Raquel Pacheco joins me with the details & why she believes it was just to suppress opposition and to chill free speech. youtu.be/RJp9cQj0qss?...

Our brand new ep Eyeball is here! Tkts for tour go up on Friday! Woodstock Brooklyn Boston Chicago Detroit Indy and PHILLY! All multi-night stands! open.spotify.com/album/4lOS8c...

Packers fans: "Who needs a dome? It's awesome playing in the weather, and it's great tradition!" Also probably Packers fans: "I love riding my horse to work. It's fun, and it's great tradition!"

Human beings that are okay with animal torture...in the name of entertainment. Assholes. #Rodeo

Local news team: "I touched my steering wheel this morning and it was cold." What a bunch of pussies. #FloridaWinter

Home Depot is full of angry employees.

It's 2026, and people still cough into their hands. How ignorant is that?

The most common question leading up to the Tampa ICE recruiting event: Are teeth required to apply?

Good thing we got rid of those people paid to keep our baby formula safe. Those "job killing regulations" aren't going to stop us!

Who the fuck would challenge someone on anything... ...for a LIGHT BEER??? Disgusting. #Ultra

Go Bears. Fuck the Packers. Abolish ICE.

All I can say is: Good for the Bears! They deserve it. @chicagobearsnews.bsky.social

Becoming one with our new kitties, Athena and Boomer.

Athena: "Please! No photos! Boomer looks on, thinking...what a diva!

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I'm All-FOR the renaming of this!

Athena, enjoying the view out the window.

I wonder what Don Jr thinks about all the cocaine boats being blown up?

It’s January 3, 2026, and the Trump DOJ continues to violate the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Marco Rubio: "When the 47th President of the United States says he going to do something, he does it!" That's why Ukraine is no longer under attack from Russia. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

The U.S. military should be VERY proud... Beating up on the POWERHOUSE of Venezuela's massive military machine. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Wake up . Sex trafficking of children has been one of the biggest profits in the world. More than drugs and weapons.

Merry Christmas to our beloved Blue Sky family! @scottiesnake.bsky.social and I are chilling in Baja for the holidays

See? Wishes CAN come true! Merry Christmas! #StarTrek #Holidays

It's painful to watch the @nflnetwork.bsky.social They're so lame.

My year end thanks to all of the support I receive here. It's appreciated very much.

Happy holidays.

Florida man. 🙄🙄🙄

You ever have one of those days?

Apparently I'm in the Xmas spirit.

Who actually thinks people that are dead, aren't resting?

Happy #Caturday 🐈‍⬛ Live Long & ProsPurrr 🖖 🐈‍⬛ 🖖

Here's my install link for Raid: Shadow Legends. Get it through this link and both of us will get some free stuff to boost us along! link.plrm.zone/app/pwkro

Here's my install link for Raid: Shadow Legends. Get it through this link and both of us will get some free stuff to boost us along! link.plrm.zone/app/pwkro

Okay, there's an Alternative band named 'Post Sex Nachos'. When I first saw it I laughed and laughed... ...then I thought: Is nachos after sex really a thing? 😂😂😋😏 @altmadison.bsky.social

@saltylazarus.bsky.social Drive carefully, today.

Aaron Rodgers is wondering why he is still playing football, tonight.

If your crotch stinks, and you think spreading a lotion on it "fixes it". Think again. Go see your doctor.

Since all of the orange buffoon's anger... College rivalries have become intolerable. All the over-the-top intensity and anger is just too much.

Someone has to explain this to me: You don't see anyone playing catch in their own yards... ...but go to a pool or beach, and every mother fucker wants to throw shit back and forth.

Apparently beauty is in the eye of the plastic surgeon's wallet.