Just one of the many ways in which being an above-replacement-level lawyer means knowing what arguments not to make

Deciding to use her middle initial professionally was a choice.

Aside from the printing press, vaccines are probably humankind's greatest technological achievement. Please use them.

I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.

In honor of Thanksgiving, you should really go watch Addams Family Values.

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One neat trick to lower your taxes — fraud

In the end, it didn’t cut government spending, and there was no promised “savings.” In the end, DOGE destroyed countless lives, ravaged American soft power, killed hundreds of thousands of people around the world (soon millions), & stole your data. Elon Musk should be on trial.

The Princess Bride truly is a perfect movie.

He probably means Ilan Wurman.

I hate flying so very much. I always feel like I'm on the border of a panic attack.

would still clog if you flush wipes.

Trump remains totally cool with countries killing journalists and arming genocidal rebels though.

Look, I crashed and burned hard when trying to become a law professor. But can someone please explain to me why I see academics seriously engaging Carl Schmitt's work as if it is something of value.

Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take." Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?

I do feel like right-wingers have gotten completely lost in the overton window of immigration when speakers at the American Enterprise Institute are waxing poetic about all the contributions immigrants have made to the US & then explicitly go on to call for a complete & total ban on new immigration

People also used to put on a tie when being interviewed on national television.

Man I didn't think you get a more pretentious and cringey coffee table book than the Tom Ford on. I was wrong.

hell yeah, they finally made a sequel to Lawyer and Law2yer: Raising The Bar

I cracked my knuckles in front of my son. He asked me what made the noise. I told him it's air bubbles in my fingers. He now wants to add air bubbles for his fingers to his Christmas list.

I'm pretty sure this grounds for being disbarred.

Well, only one in two million people has what we call the "evil gene." Hitler had it. Walt Disney had it. And Freddy Quimby has it.

I should have called fives.

No shit

It's picture day

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

What a jerkoff.

Hey @kenwhite.bsky.social this moron is somehow right for once.

On Veterans/Remembrance Day, you should watch this truly touching video by Dom Nicholls of @telegraphnews.bsky.social that shows the reality of those affected by those who died in the service of their country. It also shows a chaplain showing the finest of the clergy. Please watch.

My dad joined the Marine Corps in 1964. 60 years ago he landed on the beaches of Vietnam as part of the first regular forces in the war. Despite having survivors guilt, he recently said the two best things he did in his life were marrying my mom and becoming a Marine. Happy birthday to the Marines.

#GVerse Um. WTF??? Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy: "Pilots need to stop depending on air traffic controllers. They need to suck it up and go with their gut feelings." This is the stupidest and most dangerous administration in history.

I feel like the world's biggest pushover every night during bedtime.

BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

KeEpiNG mEmORIals iS AbOUt PrEsErVinG hIsTorY

I'm at a veterans' event for my dad and other vets. It's crazy that my dad went to Vietnam 60 years ago.

The Trump version of Live, Laugh, Love art.

The only person who has been seizing private companies through the power of the state is Trump.

If Mamdani brings a Mets World Series, they need to rename JFK.

I really like Curtis Sliwa. I don't want him to be mayor, but he's a NYC institution who respects the will of the people. He may be a weird guy, but he's NYC's weird guy.

I'm the son of an immigrant who moved to Queens and the grandson of a carpenter who helped build NYC. I can't agree with this more.

Free school lunches give dignity to students with poor parents. They no longer have the stigma of being single out. Feeding children is a good thing.

If Mamdani replies "Stop writing such weird long tweets" I will - so help me God - volunteer for his Presidential campaign.

Almost everyone threatening to leave NYC if Mamdani won was full of shit.

There is a great sociological study in the making examining the 6k+ people who voted for Eric Adams.

There are going to be a whole lot of electoral results that Mike Johnson hasn’t heard about tomorrow.

If Mamdani gets universal childcare passed and nothing else, he'll be the greatest NYC mayor since Fiorello La Guardia.