I feel bad for the Dallas arena guy that has to throw away Jamie Benn’s diaper after that one.

Always, forever, but especially tonight, get fucked Dallas.

BOOM 💥

jesus christ

Avs fans gonna need to find a new whipping boy...

Tiny bit sad for Cale and Nate but seeing Jordan Binnington eat shit again will never ever EVER get old

Never Forget

My hot take is that Nate MacKinnons style of play is too reckless for the powerplay and maybe he needs to sit down for a fucking second.

more and more people are saying… Jamal Murray

Ah, well.

I SAID IT SUCKS! TO BE! JOSH ALL-AN!

Feels like a Mountain West game on CBSSN. Let’s gooooooooo

I need a drink.

The Acrobats, by Alexander Calder, 1944, 📸 by @Bessex_Joshua

BIG MAN TOUCHDOWN!!!

Did he just call him Mahomes

Harrowing vibes from the Broncs rn.

Think Prater went to Shotgun Willie's last night for old times sake?

The point to the net. 😮‍💨🤌

Eat shit Jordan Binnington. This year. Next year. Forever.

Mark Rycroft looks like a weird kid's imaginary friend

I hate. This fuckin’. Powerplay.

I don’t have a religion but there are some things I hold as universal truths and this is one of them.

Steamroller.

Well Quinn Hughes has finally got Cale in one category. Traded: 1

What's going on on that other website?

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

This came to me in a dream

Ah, well.

Nathan Mackinnon has once again declared jihad on carbs and with gods grace it will end in a Stanley cup

Same

Lane Kiffin taking the LSU job just to cut his daughter's bf is just another example that this man should not be trifled with.

For the love of god, the Avalanche are *not* a buzzsaw. Grow up. It’s a steamroller.

Pablo Torre

Todd Snider was a maniac, poetic genius, and genuine article of pure Americana. I’ll miss him.

For the love of god, the Avalanche are *not* a buzzsaw. Grow up. It’s a steamroller.

WE DONT DO THE WAVE AT THE HICKEY GAME

Disgusting.

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

Joel sees a high stick there but not sexual abuse in his locker room.

Bump

3 on 3 overtime hockey. No way it goes poorly.

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?!

“Spreading the word of hockey” Like, door-to-door?