He wants the ballroom for vanity (and because he enjoys breaking things), but his core interest is a bunker from which he cannot be dislodged in January 2029 without inflicting substantial casualties on government forces that continue to honor their oath to the U.S. Constitution.

Gas is so high my mailman is working from home. He just called and read my bills to me.

Steven Cash warns Trump’s proposed January 6 "settlement" resembles the kind of state-funded loyalty network or private militia support system often seen under rising authoritarian regimes overseas.

Hawaii just enacted a law that effectively neuters Citizens United. Montana could soon follow suit via a ballot referendum. Here's what you should know about the plans to get Big Money out of politics — and how they could be replicated where you live.

the first layer of butter on toast or bagel is just the primer. you gotta let that melt into the foundation before applying the real layer of butter.

Going live on the air on KBOO Community Radio tonight at 10pm Pacific (1am Eastern, 5am GMT) Lots of brand spankin' new stuff and some old stuff as well. That's at 90.7 FM in Portland, OR (etc.) and everywhere else at www.kboo.fm/listen-now Playlist & chat when live: www.kboo.fm/media/133546...

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Sorry to hear about the passing of Kitty Bruce. I was honored to meet her at the National Comedy Center for an event we did with the daughters of stand-up's greatest legends: Kitty Bruce, Kelly Carlin & Rain Pryor. She was sweet and genuine. R.I.P. Kitty.

For just $30 an hour I will watch streaming shows with your parents and tell them whether something is a flashback

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

Holy shit y’all this is not a drill, David Letterman and Stephen Colbert are dropping stuff off the rooftop of a building near the Ed Sullivan Theater!

If you ever have to go to court, just remember, the judge is more scared of you than you are of them. Wait, no, that's bears. Never mind.

You know what we really need now is another one of these guys but this time with a nazi tattoo from Maine

Trump is posting absolutely deranged shit on social media this morning ahead of departing for China today. Get a load of this stuff.

me talking about records and bloviating about the state of community radio for just a tad under 20 minutes. youtu.be/dNIu6oVKfP0

someone in a FB music group is trying to school me that sampling legal issues began with Beastie Boys/Beck/Dust Bros. when I pointed out that it's as old as recorded medium. I guess I have a lot to learn.

Wow. I just saw one of the crows that I feed out my backyard kill and carry off a mole. I had no idea they did such a thing. No wonder my cat Meiko is terrified of them.

Worth watching. Best comment from the comments: "I heard a British comedian say: I wouldn't have known America had schools if I didn't keep hearing about school shootings there..." youtu.be/j9MubNsh3rs?...

Not looking at your phone while watching a TV show has become the new reading a book instead of watching TV.

The distraction needed a distraction #ufodisclosure

his body's trying to reject the malevolent personality housed within its brain like a normal human getting a fever trying to get rid of a virus. That's what.

"crash out with your trash out" - bluesky in the month of may

How many sex criminals is it normal to be photographed with?

I get a fair amount of press stuff from labels & distros. Someone sent me a link to a band who were covering 'Comcast Angels' and now I want to name a band that.

Did you guys know that Joe Biden was such a powerful president that he's still running things 472 days into Trump's term?

I'm getting 'grandpa with his sledgehammer' in Texas Chainsaw Massacre vives from this

The Brown Recluse reminds me of my admonition to my young grandson (when he was in a bug squishing stage) - that every creature, insect, arachnid, etc. has a unique, vital role in the planet's ecosystem. .. and A Kyle Rittenhouse produces over 300 pounds of compostable bodily waste a year.

"one was fat and one was thin... and with funny hair... True story..."

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Is the spider ok?

I don't have an opinion about Boards Of Canada.

This horse has a one-of-a-kind sense of humor. Watch as it teases the cat and then puts on an innocent face when caught in the act.

Be funny if Ted Turner goes to heaven & it’s black & white like in A Matter of Life & Death

Founder of ‘Thank You Jesus’ yard signs pleads guilty to a felony charge of third-degree sexual exploitation of a minor.

As advertised: youtu.be/UIhuYYZj4jE?...

Ted Turner lived long enough to witness the complete befouling of a significant part of his life’s work (CNN, cable news, arguably cable television altogether) but somehow Turner Classic Movies endures and that’s pretty awesome.

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

"I did this."

Of course.

This is brilliant:

When I was 22 years old I was a whole-ass housewife and mom, so I don't have a lot of sympathy for a guy being like "I was just a child of 22 when I got my Totenkopf."

You want me to get a husband? The thing that killed every woman on Dateline???

Maryland just banned dynamic pricing!! It really is possible!!! We have to insist on it!

Cartoon by @mattdaviescartoon.bsky.social.

Establishment Democrats, as they are wont to do, screwed up, and it looks like the Nazi tattoo guy Is going to win the primary. Oh well, look at it this way I guess: between Graham Platner and Susan Collins, Platner is the Fuhrer of two evils.