Danity Kane in 2008:

deciding not to care about whether or not I come across as cringe or weird and just ~existing~ has been such a vibe shift wow (complimentary)

🦦/masc/🎣

purple ones are so cute 😩 I wish I felt comfortable being in public in biker shorts🫣

cutting… bulking… whatever happened to kissing and cuddling??

honestly quite sad to see how much journalistic integrity has eroded smh 😔😔😔

wild they would write this article up about my personal lived experience and not credit or mention me anywhere therein?

i appreciate that you described the razor-edged pendulum swinging back and forth above us, and noted in detail that it is also slowly descending towards the table we're strapped to. and yet i can't help but ask why you failed to condemn these acts or make clear to your audience that they are bad?

Hell yeah

prompting ai to do something is not a skill. nor can you take credit for the output of whatever it vomits up like you did it yourself. nobody is impressed by you.

Which house was he JK Rowling????

double-booked daddy dick dates did me dirty. dang

touching my butt

vyvanse has not hit yet which is why y'all are getting so much "active online"・state.

tits out on the job

lissencephalic baddies do it best

never leaving academia, all the 21 year olds think I'm only 24 🤭🤭🤭

I ate like 5 or 6 whole tubes of burts bees today and my lips are still chapped so I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work

Me, checking my Poshmark to see if those socks sold.

Miss Piggy stuns at ‘The Muppet Show’ premiere.

I literally cannot describe in words how glad I am that exam is over I feel like I've been run over emotionally

if I have to hear the term "ligand-gated ionotropic receptor" one more time I'm gonna seal my voltage-gated sodium channels for good I stg

chat, am I...annoying?

ive been informed this was almost certainly a chatbot replying for engagement but either way, let me thirst in peace bro

so in this au the water benders are the villains

not the gym influencer I thirst followed DM-ing me on first name basis to try and "connect" (get me to buy his PT routine) 🥴😭

me alone in an empty classroom studying: I should put away my phone before someone sees me not studying

This is so real.

Do we think this plays like red dead redemption

If 26 Americans or Israelis or Germans were murdered today, it would be the top headline on every network. They keep telling you “the war is over” while this happens, because their idea of a peaceful, “normal” order is one where Israel gets to mass murder Palestinians at will.

Looking at photos of bloomf and audible saying “that’s my man!” (Bloomf is, in fact, NOT my man)

straight-couples-sit-in-your own-seats-and-not-mounted on-each-other-in-public- challenge: difficulty level: hetero (impossible)

just fucked up a salami trio and some babybel and I am feeling GOOD

in her night vision goggles

how am I expected to stop horny posting when you're all so cute and the world is ending

Being a hater is only ok when I do it, when some of you do it it’s kinda loser behavior tbh...

chihuahua's when-

baffling that the media isn’t making more of an issue out of how carney is gutting key federal agencies/depts and what that’s going to mean for gov capacity when we’re supposed to be more independent and capable. food inspection, health canada, statscan, global affairs — all being cut, and more

Canada cannot fund, arm, or legitimize ICE. I’ve written to PM Carney calling for sanctions, export bans, cancelled subsidies, and the closure of ICE offices in Canada. Fascist violence and human rights abuses demand action, not silence.

lo(hate)ve yearning

yesterday i was saying to myself "if only there was some way to the existing nintendo game the legend of zelda: the breath of the wild! but there's no way to do that. it's impossible." but ive clearly been proven wrong today. there is finally a way to play the nintendo game the breath of the wild

a lifelong goal of mine has been to achieve the splits (big dreams) and im getting so close I can nearly taste the floor with my ***** 😤😤😤

Upsetting that gays are still using “clean” to describe being HIV negative

[Halo3] #298 Floodgate (11)

i love getting a key in video games because that means you can unlock things

forcing myself to not horny post/post thirst traps to prove I also have a (small) personality

I hate exam days 😩 what do you mean Im guaranteed to have elevated levels cortisol for the 24 hrs preceding and the 24 hours post?