bloomf and I are ******* now

being evil again (mentally ill)

"Oh i dont have any budgets, that's why i used AI as placeholder voices, images and musics" ❌WRONG❌ Slay The Spire 2, the MOST anticipated roguelike deckbuilder of the year, uses these silly scribbles as placeholder arts, and they are 1000 times more charming than any slop those will ever produce.

⚠️ SPOTTED: tw*nk firefighter 🧑‍🚒🫠

when the conversation has no WITTY BANTER

"a blue eyes white dragon is normally unstoppable, but once drained-"

no i don't want to download Threads are you crazy

when will my libido return from war

for some of us however, PP (perfect peni) is all we have to offer 😔😔😔

you're only allowed to compare me to another twink if you also find them attractive

when I'm in the Costco food court line:

good afternoon

everything's going to be alright. Raye said so 🥺

pornmeal

don't even think about calling yourself "hairy" until you've shaken like a dog post-shower to shed excess moisture!

post arrrse!!!

whitney's milktank after crushing a 10 year old's chikorita

to thine own self be troomf

im sorry but academic advisors should be required to be unattractive in some way so you can actually focus on the advice, and not on what kind of extra credit you'd like to be doing with them 😩

I will find a way to haunt you while I'm still alive.

[chef’s kiss]

We live in hell

all my hypermobile ladies who didn't know walking wasn't supposed to feel quite like *that* until they started physio...make some noise!

gm wednesday morning

no trick of language, no fabricated image, no fascimile can adequately capture the subjective experience of the human condit-

hi-def bod vs. zero megapixels

didn't eat all day by accident ooops

wain, wain, go awain

👏 UBC student referendum: 66% (8,894) vote in favour of cutting all ties with Israeli universities upholding apartheid. ubyssey.ca/news/referen...

bored oomf to an early grave

penis:

Gesundheit

hoping that if I (someday) feel confident in japanese & greek (which both have uniquely nightmareish grammar and spelling challenges) learning anything else is going to feel effortless 🤩

🎶 A single mon who works two jobs Who loves his kid and never stops. With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter…he’s not a survivor🎶

there's always something happening in an alley!

Not now, symbolism.

and what if we smooshed....unloosh...

as a bisexual on antibiotics i-

the line between wanting to kiss and wanting to **** your crush is so faint.... 🫥

Nini caca

give me that ⚫, ⚪, & 🟡, if you're a doll baby hello

I shaved your balls for this?

she strait on my hormuz till I oil

if a top's crop goes unspotted, did the top even ever crop?

no one knows im wearing a crop top under here 🤭

YouTube algorithm just provided me an AI ad that I shit you not asked "are you looking for a late night cream pie? download **** now" 😭😭😭😭😭