Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech — rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath? Character isn't something you tell people about. It's something you live.

C'mon tough guy you can do it. One foot in front of the other. 😂

I've been saying this for a little while. These thugs are getting paid, right? That can be tracked.

Longest government shutdown in US history brought to you by the political cult known as the GOP. This is what happens when you give Republicans control. They are not capable of governing. But hey, at least everything is more expensive. Own it, MAGA. Take accountability once in your useless lives.

GOP got their ass kicked yesterday. Next November, that ass is gonna get rammed - whether they like it or not.

Good post election morning to all. Except you MAGA GOP. Fuck you.

Does someone have a list of all the people who promised to leave NYC so we can put them on free buses to Florida?

Everything that happened under the last Transportation Secretary was Pete's fault. Everything that happens under this Transportation Secretary is, checks notes, someone else's fault. Weird.

BREAKING: Democrat Aftab Pureval wins Cincinnati mayoral election over Cory Bowman, half-brother of Vice President JD Vance. Follow AP for live updates.

Spot On...

Rest In Piss

Good Lord, I didn't expect that at the end. 😆

Pelosi approved leader = word salad bullshit.

Precisely why I just block anyone posting pro-MAGA comments or insults on my articles and Notes. My time is too valuable to waste debating shitheads. There is no point debating decency and morality with those who are incapable of either.

Good Lord, that’s one way to put it. Pretty accurate, actually.

By request - I'm doing a town hall review of Question 1. Feel free to follow along! youtube.com/live/Tl4bFlp...

The longest government shutdown was Dec 2018-Jan 2019. Guess who had control of the WH and Congress at the start of that one. The same dipshits in control now.

Smarter than MAGA

Mamdani: A threat to criminals - could be a campaign slogan.

And they’re stupid enough to pay him for it.

The support from the VA literally saved my life. You shouldn't have to go to Iraq, fight in a pointless war, and watch your friends die to get decent healthcare.

Everyone got called out at No Kings

The Twat-in-Chief

😆😆I peed a little 😆😆

NOW I see why all the alpha chuds like him. He has a pussy neck. They want to hump his neck! It's okay to admit you're turned on by him boys.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

One day. Five hundred miles. Three town halls in small town Maine. Four hundred people. We will leave no person and no place behind.

#PhuckTrump #PhuckGOP #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

No more cover-ups. ‼️RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES‼️ #TrumpsShutdown

They’re kicking Black men out of the military over beards. Three out of five Black servicemen have pseudofolliculitis barbae which is a painful skin condition caused by shaving. This is blatant discrimination.

Thankfully, our military has not embraced this rhetoric, and hopefully Congress and the Supreme Court will soon find their spines. Fuck you, Trump.

😂 FDJT

Since he disabled the replies, I'll reply here. I do not agree with his indictments. We all know Trump is a criminal. I also recognize he is a reason that piece of shit got in the WH in the first place.

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

HAHAHA! Now that's some funny shit.

I found the problem!!!

Not that anyone is keeping track.

Roll call

What time is the rapture today? Or did I miss it? 🤔