There’s Something About Mary still makes me laugh like a 9 year old.

I should never admit how often this line comes to mind.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Stunning. (Credit: NASA)

One great thing about algorithmic feeds designed to increase “engagement,” You’ll continue to see all those wonderful April Fools jokes for weeks.

After a coworker who retired while I was out cancelled our lunch plans, I got to have lunch with my Dad today. Had lunch with Mom yesterday. Desperately trying to catch up on being out of work for 2 weeks, still have lingering con-crud/asthma attack issues. Adulting is so fucking dumb.

An enduring classic

My step-brother and I made a newsletter of our week with our grandparents on my grandpa's apple II with this app. Including a story of my grandfather falling into a cactus while trying to show us how to ride his old bike, presenting my grandmother a live frog, and fake ads from "This Just Inn"

In the list of grievances that will likely never be resolved, I'd like to add the shithead that bought the bird site, and the monstrosities of the republican party, making me not care about space news happening today.

Nice plethora. Veritable?

Goddamn this is art. (Last one Laughing Season 2)

Did this monster eat a skink? Yes. Yes she did.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Alright, I've been 90% unplugged for the past 2 weeks. I'm back now. Give me a run down of what I missed!

At the gate. 2 hours to board. So tired. Fighting an allergy/exercise induced asthma attack. Have a 90 minute drive home when we get in… gonna be a long day

Mezcal old fashioned. Bad idea.

Welp. That was fun. A red eye home in 40 hours. Minimal “plans” before that.

I have lte service. Howdy y’all.

How it started. How it’s going.

lol

Soon.

Bow chicka Wow wow.

Not a monorail. But pretty effin cool.

I am so stupidly excited to be going to the San Diego zoo in an hour.

At the airport way too early. There aren’t even gate agents for another 25m. But all the scare tactics about TSA delays are very effective. I’m not even first in line.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

Welp, the funeral is over. It went as well as it could. Now I'm home before delivering the dog to the camp she's staying at for the trip, then to pack and drive to Cincy for the early AM flight. When I can actually check in San Diego, I'm going really enjoy a good long nap.

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

Rollercoaster keeps on rollering. Spent last night packing for jococruise. Today is visitation for my step-mother. 8 hours, starts in about an hour. Then, hidden in the email is an invitation to the 'presidents club' annual award. Trip to St Lucia in May. The wife said we have to do it. Oh no.

Can I get an Amen for the one true founder of the city of Louisville, the devonian era fossil beds of Falls of the Ohio? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falls_o...

This is my favorite thing in any creative work. Discoverable Complexity. It's gotta work on the surface, but when you scratch the surface, there's more, and it's beautiful, and below that, there's MORE? Even when I don't know enough to appreciate it, it warms my heart to know there's more below

Going to miss 'elegance' in the age of AI-assisted coding. It is so easy to do simple, straightforward things at scale, that you don't need to step back and solve the problem in a more general way. This isn't wrong. It's just different. Maybe it'll make the elegant solutions shine a little more.

Search your camera roll for hell.

It’s that day of the year where I remember that funny idea I had as Latin club president. Then I do the math and realize that was 36 years ago, and a some of these people are grandparents now.

Search your camera roll for hell.

I have never needed a drink more than this here premixed old fashioned. It’s not great, but it is needed.

30 years ago tonight:

So to keep this roller coaster of a year going, I’m waiting at the funeral home to make arrangements. Yesterday I got the promotion I’d been arguing for for 3 years along with a raise large enough that makes me wanna argue for back pay because they clearly weren’t valuing me appropriately before.

Got to tell someone I used AI for something at work today. Then, after setting the hook, told em it was Actual Intelligencd.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

So many people at work don't know about how shitty my weekend was. I have to remind myself of that before I unload on these lazy jerkholes, who think I'm sitting around waiting to help them.

America 250, in one photo.

My step mother died yesterday. Massive stroke, never regained consciousness. Her family is super close, there were 12–16 people at the hospital for the 24 hours it took to run its course. Nothing makes my brain short out like seeing my father cry.

Are you telling me that for every action there is an equal reaction?

Happy Friday everybody! Whatever you do, don't think about how much of your just deposited bonus check is being used to murder Persians, and shove Latino kids into concentration camp cages.

Both my Mom and Step-Dad & Dad and Step-Mom met at Parents without Partners events. My understanding is they were just like simple dances for divorcees. They were teenagers when they had me, divorced before I was 3. Both 2nd marriages happened the year I turned 5 and were successful.

March 2020. The news is building, we’ve already spent all this money for a Disney trip and Joco cruise. i called that whole vacation #ResponsibilityIsOverrated

My adoring public (coworkers on the same floor at the office) captured a shot of me in the anniversary video they played at our town hall event. The emoji reactions are evenly split between 'Nerd' and 'Old Man'.

It’s actually FEWER Misérables