Repost with your first crush. (Tv, books, real human being)

BREAKING: Remmick, Joan, and Bert will no longer perform "Pick Poor Robin Clean" at the Freedom 250 celebration

This is peak Louisiana sense of humor.

In 1989 I saw Todd Zeile hit a home run nearly out of Cardinal Stadium in the bottom of the 9th. I’d made $37 selling Ice Cold Pepsi while wearing polyester pants in 85 degree, 90% humidity heat over the first 7 innings.

Capitalists have been ruining American life since at least the 1830s!

Found a little gem in my personal folder on my work laptop. This was mid pandemic, at the dog park, "failed" panoramic shot of a precious angel of a dog running. Hedypede

God. I love dogs. Seeing them hanging out of a car, camping out n their porch, seeing them walking their person, or sniffing some bush. I just love dogs. (Saw all those on the commute home. Smiled.every.time.)

This is true. But also, I often do NOT want to code. I want to solve a problem, and code is the way I do it. It has a value there, but it could have had that value at 1/1000th the price.

Metric buttloads of thought leadership! www.smbc-comics.com/comic/future-4

Travel days, Caribbean paradise and then a three day weekend. My sense of time is well and truly fucked. I can never tell if it’s 3pm or 7pm. I feel like I should do some choring, but also like i wanna do -anything- else.

oh man I can’t believe the Enhanced Games are actually happening lol. wow I wonder who would win between an insane person who has dedicated their entire adult life relentlessly training to become the most perfect athlete for their chosen sport and a guy who wanted to skip that part

Just read a chapter about Grangerisation. Did not know this was a thing at all. I feel very very weird about this. (Also, The Book-Makers, by Adam Smyth, is one of those books I refuse to plow through. Taking my time to savor this thoroughly) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extra-i...

RNGdle 🎲 462573 🟪 EPIC • Top 8% 🟦 🔀 Scramble ⬜ 🥗 Heterogeneous ⬜ ↕️ Gap One +11 more 26,427 EP rngdle.com

Catching up on RSS feeds, and the world.. and this crossed my path. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPHX...

Home. One hour on a speed boat. 14 hours with wet socks. 3 airports, two security checks. One new stamp on my passport and some pretty pictures. Osti was outside peeing when we got home. So we got bumrushed. Hashtag-blesst

Miami. Don’t have a gate yet. Need to get through customs and need the bathroom. Real bad.

I’m not ready to leave the island. (Car takes us to the airport in less than 2 hours)

Today has been unbearable. How’re you people doing?

A very very long travel day is done.

At the gate an hour before boarding. Good lordt I need a nap.

I forgot to bring a book. It’s election time. These people won’t mute the tv. Kill me.

What are quotation marks “for”?

Wife had a blowout 30mi from home. (Driving my car, because her battery died Thursday) Just got back on the road after roadside mde her wait 2 hours. Time to just go back to AAA. She’s on an emergency spare and meandering home. I miss my schmoop.

Jim Henson passed away on this day in 1990. Here’s a little drawing I did of one of my favourite Henson characters: Cantus the Minstrel from Fraggle Rock.

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

Friend of mine texted me from a thing he was at today (SCGC - Cincy), that had a ton of artists. After a bit of negotiating and me sending a Venmo his way way.. I got something pretty amazing.

The guy 3 houses down uses his leaf blower for 2+ hours 3-4 days a week. I always say “Matt’s Home.” A hard of hearing lady a little further down calls for her cat, “PIPER!” Around dusk most nights. I always say, “Piper’s Out.” Never gets old. Wife disagrees. Which makes it funnier to me.

auto generated a password for someone trying to connect to my data via powerbi. It contains the word "pewp" right there at the end, and I am a child. (I'm not telling you how long, or any info, this isn't bad opsec!)

SCIENCE!

If your 'model' can't handle multiple perspectives, opposing goals, non-traditional settings and, I don't know, the width and breadth of human expression, maybe you shouldn't market it as a human replacement?

because this is close to my heart, it reminded me of this youtube video i watched the other day. (I enjoyed it way more than I thought I would, even though the 'delta' segments seem a bit of a stretch) www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNrt...

Because there's 'discourse' going on. I'd like to say this to everyone on bsky: I love it when you post about books and dogs and jobs and the weather and tv shows and school recitals and local events and shit you LOVED as a teen. Friends bullshitting with friends is what the internet is FOR.

Trying to line up dog sitters is “fun.” All expense paid trips to Caribbean Resorts have their drawbacks.

All my beefs are completely plicable. Muncie knows what I’m talking about.

"The Golden Age of Benefits?" Almost every response I can think of this fucking line is going to put me on a list.

70% marginal tax rates for the richest Americans

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

This is Osti. Making sure the cabinet doors in my office don’t fly open.

Boy do I have stronger opinions about the people that did it again.

In a group chat, a dude asked, "I wonder what the radium paint of our era is?" I asked Copilot to make fun of him in the form of a limerick.

Christopher Nolan fan bros are the most annoying people on the planet because what has “it’s not history” and “most people are not irony poisoned” got to do with ANYTHING. The Odyssey is a fucking Monty Python sketch as a plot! Odysseus runs around killing the suitors BUTT NAKED at the end of it!

just sent a meeting invite to a bunch of relatively important people, and typo'd the word Iterate as INTERATE. Imma blame my lack of AI. (Actual Intelligence)

Yes, that is a banana in my pocket, but I'm still happy to see you.

Kinda funny that they turned a color photograph into black-and-white for this.

I keep rewatching this because I think that's the happiest German Shepherd I've ever seen

BEATLES: Yeah, same shit, different day.

I'm at #860. The last week has been pretty good. April had far more 4s than 2s, and no 1s. My scheme is simplistic 1 - I will think less of any engine that recommends this 2 - I likely won't listen again 4 - I'd love it if this album turned up randomly in my playlist 5 - Added to mp3 stash

"For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said they had backed Emperor Palpatine but now felt conflicted."