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Thank you, Michigan!

Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.

Page One. @nytimes.com

The agents were in Minneapolis for one reason: To “own the libs.”

Not just disappointed. Very disappointed.

It's always an option that I just show up at your small business, bash the windows in, smash your face in and take it, but my first preference is to buy it from you if we can find an agreeable price.

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

I only wish the best for him!

Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.

KIMMEL, to the UK: “.. It may not seem like it, but we love you guys. .. We’re going through a bit of a wobble right now, but we’ll come around. .. Give us about three years.” @jimmykimmel.com

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

From the Hamill House to your's: MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! 🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶

Merry Christmas, Canada.

Merry Christmas from my family to yours!

If you celebrate Christmas, Merry Christmas. If you don’t, have a great day.

Cry harder, boo! 🤭 variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Are you freaking kidding me??? www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

I thought I was the only one. 🤭 www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

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This is gold....😅🤣🤣

The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.

Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍

Oh, we’re scared alright, but I promise that it’s not for the reasons you think.

Feverishly working on this

"Donald must learn to adjust to a lower standard of living. He must give up having some things, like pencils. And ballrooms."

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Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile. There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

Koh: This is not about justice. This is about power. This is about a Secretary of Defense so drunk off alpha male bullshit that he's willing to take lives to get off on that power.

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Today I learned that Senile Satan controls hurricanes, and not just with a sharpie. Kristi Noem: “You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.”

During this season of giving, let’s do what we can to give back to the communities that have given us so much. From our family to yours, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

What a week and it’s only Tuesday. See me on Jimmy Kimmel tonight to talk all about it.

when the tryptophan hits

It says a lot about our country that the FBI had no interest in interviewing Brett Kavanaugh but wants to talk to Mark Kelly.

Newly Declassified Records Suggest Parents Collaborated With the FBI to Spy on Their Rebellious Teens During the 1960s

JD Vance's Attempt To Tweet About Zohran Mamdani Is So, So Awkward That The Internet Can't Stop Laughing At Him

Dallas ISD is offering free meals for kids over Thanksgiving break.

Don Jr. and Eric watching the presser between Zohran Mamdani and their dad:

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Rewarding a dictator-aggressor always leads to another war. One that is usually even worse.

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