Our jack-of-all-trades worker came by today, looking for work. His brother was picked off at his immigration hearing and deported to Guatemala. Of course, they're not from Guatemala. #ICEisGestapo

Ah, WisDems pimping Janet Mills via Action Network? Bye-bye.

"Is the man who openly advocates for allowing adult men to groom GIRLS in their teenage years so they will be the "perfect bride when they are finally legal" winning over the left" Go fuck yourself

Why, yes, I am taking joy in reporting as spam texts from Janet Mills. 2 down and I'm sure many more to go.

If you are able to but do not attend a #NoKings rally, you hate America.

Piss off these assholes! #NoKings #YesOn50 Join me in San Rafael. We've got a very special guest speaking. More than a dozen organizations tabling. Petitions to get #ICEOutOfMarin. Even a kids zone!

Solidarity is the only way

You just gotta love people giving you unsolicited suggestions. #NoKings #YesOn50

Oh. Someone I didn't particularly care for has died? Thanks for letting me know.

Grateful that the rain held off during a.m. commute today. Sky was gorgeous! #NoKings #YesOn50

On behalf of the US, I thank @schmutzie.com and @rebeccal.bsky.social for their country sending the Canadian Snowbirds to perform at Fleet Week in San Francisco. I watched from the deck on the 41st floor of an office building. I played "Oh Canada" for the crowd when they started.

OMG. Someone I do not know just sent me $100 "for all your amazing work," can you believe it?! That's four more days of baked goods for the day laborers whose corner I've "adopted"!

JFC, this is so accurate and so devastating.

Media advisory for #NoKings #YesOn50 being written, and I was asked for a quote. The radical right-wing people currently in control of the presidency, the House, the Senate, and the Supreme Court want to frame No Kings as a “Hate America” movement. 1/3

It’s not a badge of honor to celebrate the ascendancy of someone who refuses to correct factual errors in pieces purporting to be journalism, and a hagiographic article which fails to mention that reality. But you know that, you just know the faux-martyr routine pays better than actual competence.

fuck no

Another ho-hum day here with someone from the Atlantic getting rightfully ratioed. I'm so here for it.

My publisher’s been very patient. I’m not doing everything I said I’d do to promote this book (out in a few weeks) because I’m an organizer in a city under federal attack. My days are full and emotionally exhausting. Any help getting the word out means a lot. It's a book people need right now.

gotta burn this motherfucker down folks

After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation Depraved. www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.

Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world Founder2: ok that works

Back when I was at The Post, every Friday at 10pm I'd plug my data/visualizations/jokes newsletter. Well, it's back. In 12 hours, the all-new How To Read This Chart lands in mailboxes. Sign up for free! howtoreadthisch.art

Happy the husband is home from his work trip. But mostly because Wonder Mutt has someone else to bother.

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

Changing the sheets in the Queen room, where I sleep with Wonder Mutt whilst partner is away, I think, "How the hell do hotel maids do this 10+ times a day?" My other thought is, "I'm too fucking old for this sheet."

That the networks don't have a live feed from Portland running in the corner is journalistic malpractice.

George was just trying to get to work. ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process. This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.

My neighbor just brought me over a bag of absolutely delicious rolls from the Mexican bakery. This morning is a good morning.

I don't think it's going to work out in the way they think because what they are doing is to actually promote the protest and the date in a way that the organizers can't on their own. So lots of people will now be searching: October 18 protest who would have had no clue before.

Johnny Cash didn't switch costumes with Elton John on SNL just to have some asshat call him "deeply uncool." I hate to even share this but the ratio is nice.

#NoKings #YesOn50 Another Thursday afternoon commute, another one of several overpasses occupied by good people in Marin County.

Come to find out, I get far less sympathetic the later it gets in the day.

Sure, I've got time to answer questions about what your fucking protest sign should say.

So very honored to call Kevin Morrison my friend. #IAmALS #YesOn50

Also fuck you Texas for doing this, invading another state with armed troops; lone star Republic my ass

Fact.

"we are going to murder americans without due process" ~pam bondi, US attorney general

The girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa

What the fuck

Bray is a historian at Rutgers who received death threats after landing on Turning Points USA's Professor Watchlist. As a result, he announced he was moving to Europe. And then this happened. This kind of harassment and abuse of scholars is Charlie Kirk's legacy and it's only getting worse.

The @NFL must act NOW to stop ICE from targeting the Super Bowl LX where Bad Bunny will be performing at the halftime show before it’s too late. #SBLX #AppleMusicHalftime

The White House Antifa Roundtable is one of the best displays I’ve seen of this-is-how-bad-it’s-gotten — just a sewer of open fascism, dementia, morons and freaks, and incoherent rage.

Fascinating report just released by DropSite which reveals that David Frum, while working on a profile of an Israeli ambassador to the United Nations for the Atlantic, was also shadow-writing speeches for that same ambassador.

My night terrors as a kid were far easier than my night terrors nowadays.