You can guarantee that the only thing that makes him an outlaw is being closer than 200 yards from a school.

Congratulations to @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social on somehow making Theresa May’s Conservative Party the most socially progressive government of the last decade, I suppose. Really impressive to be that fucking ghoulish a person.

archaeologists have unearthed what many are calling "the most metal shit anyone's ever seen"

Remember when one of Wesley's junior Ministers led us to believe Palantir couldn't access identifiable patient data? Turns out that wasn't true.

Starmer resignation when?

A long time ago Natwest won me as a customer when a lot of banks were outsourcing their phone support. Natwest said you could call our branches or a UK based contact centre. What I need is a service provider to go "do you miss the human connection? Call our human contact centre today".

the sky above Mars was the colour of television tuned to a dead channel

AI bro crashes out after having to do 1 thing that took effort peak comedy

Zhang Shan won the gold medal for the mixed skeet shooting event in the 1992 Olympics. The International Shooting Union *immediately* banned women from competing against men.

oh shit

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

#Artemis II - Special guest Astronaut ‘Nutella’ getting involved in breaking the Apollo record with its own flyby 😂🚀🌕

Some of the small spot illustrations by Eric Fraser that accompanied the Radio Times magazine’s weekly listings for the BBC’s 1981 radio adaptation of Tolkein’s “The Lord Of The Rings”.

one of my favorite moments of TNG is when Picard is immediately unable to contain his horse autism

I'm going to go with, "Running and playing RPGs is a folk art." I think that sounds better than trying to talk about how "Every game played is bespoke, by nature, because of the unique contributions of each participant." I like Folk Art better because it evokes a tradition shared by the group.

get weirder 🫵

The barista at my usual coffee shop asked if I wanted my usual. "Nice to be a regular with The Usual" "We talked about magic when I asked about your tshirt that time so it kinda stuck in my head." "Honestly, I'm not mad. That's pretty on brand for me" "cool, you're the black filter wizard then"

It's like the billionaires are fighting over starting the least necessary wars.

his time is eternal. www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...

So we've proven that swinging right in the UK makes you less electable than the actual rat rigjt... right?

I don't know what the opposite of nominative determinism is. But Matt Goodwin does.

Remember when constant political defeat and sex crime scandals were resigning matters for a PM?

Image tool test. Inversion, circular crop.

Image tool test

Carved in the likeness of the One True God, it was blessed with a mouth to give blessings to the people

I'm not sure why it's a surprise that people who are objectively wrong about how the world works are less smart.

Looking at my photos from my first trip to Chernobyl in 2014 feel so alien now. It takes a while to get myself into the headspace The Zone evoked. A truely sombre experience; oddly an area with the fewest people is the one place I've felt have a palpable spirit.

uk folks, an asbestos recall has been issued for 2 colours of colour forge hobby sand - www.gov.uk/product-safe... stay safe <3

EVERYBODY CAN MAKE ART IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR HUMAN SPIRIT

I've been researching this as a special project for about two months, and I can't say anything conclusive yet. but I've grown convinced there's a dick joke to make about the title of the new 28 Years Later movie.

I’d guess I’m not entirely alone in having assumed it would continue to mean Intrusion Countermeasures Electronics…

happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day

If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....

hit the village co-op at exactly 11am to find people in quiet contemplation of the cold meats and kitchen products, where a man harangued the staff for even being open on this Remembrance Sunday, while he bought his half ounce of baccy and filters.

Showed a friend around the Royal Armouries today, bumped into @badsquiddogames.bsky.social which was a real treat! Also I got to do this.

London's latest Blue Plaque is a brilliant one. (It was put up at the Tesla dealership in Tottenham by campaigners)

It's really great to see the far right terrified by the left winning every election by massive outpouring of popular support. The far right, being deeply unpopular, spend all their time, effort and money over years-long timescales to just scrape a single victory then immediately shit the bed.

I know that chud bootlickers all use the same cringey social media playbook but I piss myself laughing every time I see "if you see this, I won" in their bios. Imagine thinking being blocked is winning; congratulations, you've attained the same level of victory as shit being scraped off of a shoe.

Chuds coming here and failing to "win" with pathetic trolling attempts and reading decade-old Fox News "gotchas" and then having pissbaby meltdowns when they're destroyed is golden.

Definite William Gibson vibe to this.

Building some castle gates with a bit of inspiration from the surviving 12th century examples from Chepstow Castle. #miniatures #wargaming #nerdlings

Man, the people who have been scammed by AI marketing who refuse to see the truth that it's all smoke and mirrors are the most frustrating people on the planet. They seriously think a machine that is designed to mimic things that look like text can actually reason and think. We're doomed.

My doorbell consists of a physical button that mechanically pushes a striker into a bell on the other side of the door. Not even a power cut or a solar flare can stop my packages.