Bruce Harrell is a multimillionaire lawyer with a big lakefront mansion and a luxury condo in Bellevue, Katie Wilson rents a one-bedroom apartment for a family of 3. Guess which one calls the other "privileged"

This is some Nobel Prize shit

Kermit sipping tea but it’s Donald Duck sipping a milkshake

To own Nazi napkins is human, to have a matching Hitler painting is er carelessness?

treat yo self!!!

I guess this is when we get to introduce the nation to the tale of the Bonwit Teller building: news.artnet.com/art-world/do...

Sigourney Weaver Reveals Benedict Cumberbatch Was Considered to Replace Alan Rickman in a GALAXY QUEST Sequel

Spotted this at the bottom of my letterboxd search results for Totally Killer. Was hoping it was a slasher flick in the Air Bud universe. Alas it was Robert Stack’s final film, apparently.

OpenAI, which has announced intentions to invest a trillion dollars in new data centers over the next decade, currently has fewer paid users than the streaming service Peacock... if I'm mathing correctly. futurism.com/artificial-i...

I can't mention Divine and Seattle in the same breath without sharing the Bettie Page House so here you go:

Happy Birthday, Divine. Seattlephile cinephiles: check out this bizarro Sleazy Seattle future noir set in Chinatown/ID. Divine is a popper-sniffing crime boss living in a mansion played by the Seattle Art Museum (now Seattle Asian Art Museum) in Volunteer Park. See some Chihuly shattered!

OK, Sam. I'm listening... Got damn.

Filter "Hey Man Nice Shot" Short Bus Reprise Records

"Did you get that footage cooking homemade Taco Time crisp beef burritos?" "Sure did, boss, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked." ——— link goes to the thirstiest 20 secs of faux flauta frycooking you'll ever see. Ignore the Temu Taco Time logo, rest assured this is the good good (fresh fresh)

😒 Pedro de la Vega’s knee 💃 3 pts and cup final hosting chance 💅 MLS MacGuffin retained

"average person names 3 species a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person names 0 species per year. Species Georg, who lives in cave & names over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

No kings, only Rex.

Sts 5 from Sterkfontein, South Africa was considered to be likely a female individual by Robert Broom, who discovered it in 1947. He named the fossil Plesianthropus transvaaensis. Today most scientist consider it to be Australopithecus africanus. #inktober

Doing my part 😌

I missed this cute story. A Lowedega cat (sorry) accidentally hitched a ride at the loading dock and then bolted when the truck unloaded in another state. They held a full on Francine Fest with bands and food trucks to celebrate her return after a successful search and rescue. 😻

Just a wholesome song about watercolors #tears #sabrinacarpenter x #bobross

Women don’t like the vehicle.

DNC PACs v Scam PACs

Keep seeing posts about a new wave of users, but the stats don’t seem to show it? Maybe there was a brief deluge?

My fellow procrastinators, time to file your 2024 income tax!

An icon for your desk from an icon. Win this tiny cooler signed by Seattle Reign's Laura Harvey. $10 donations will get you a chance at this and also entered in @cascadiangamers.bsky.social Super Raffle! Check my Extra Life donor page for the incentive and donate: bit.ly/extralife25lp

If you think you might be able to hook me up with a job even if just temp or data entry online labor message me and I'll share my linked in with you in dms

Burn After Reading is especially funny if you watch it like Brad Pitt is Julian Assange and Frances McDormand is Chelsea Manning trying to pay for surgeries

Holy crap, my bad. I jumped to conclusions here. Apparently* this article is using the term "Young Republicans" to refer to republicans between 18 and 40. 🤪 *I don't give clicks to the rag owned by the scion and CEO of the family bank that hid blood money for both Pinochet and the 9/11 hijackers!

Sign up for MLS Season Pass on Apple TV!!! note: you don't need to buy an Apple TV or subscribe to Apple TV to watch MLS Season Pass on Apple TV, but you must subscribe to MLS Season Pass on Apple TV, and you can only watch MLS Season Pass on Apple TV. Unless you're at a bar where it's on MLS Seas…

10,000 articles about kids on campus being too stridently in favor of peace and love for the taste of the shitliberati, and decades of "boys will be boys" for the campus hitler youth.

The only The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011) review you’ll ever need:

I knew we were due to clean from under the couch, but jesuscrumblecookiechrist.

Let’s blame, harass and brutalize the homelessness out of ‘em. That’s the moderate stance! Republicans are building gulags. The real solution—to poverty, drugs, petty crime—is act aggressively to mitigate inequity in society, and provide for whoever still lacks. Tax the rich. (my moderate stance.)

frogtifa, known associates of… (Unrelated, feels like this is begging for a Nick Offerman ukulele cover and I don’t even care for the uke.)

#OnThisDay in 1943, Burton Baskin married Shirley Robbins, setting into motion the Baskin-Robbins ice cream empire. historylink.org/File/22912

Oh man frogtok must be hoppin

Early Homo: They’re just like us

You ok, babe? You’ve barely touched your Haggis Spice Chocolate.

“We need to ignore distractions (the fascist takeover) and focus on kitchen table issues until the midterms” the midterms:

Work resumes when her royal highness allows.

Without sleep, we die. 🧵

When I saw a beanie baby owl in a shrub in the urban park behind my house I wondered if someone was trolling me, but then I saw the "Please don't touch, doing science" note an noticed the owl was above a tray of peanuts, with a predator-model-free (owl-less) tray nearby haha

Antifa leader’s girlfriend

Maybe a dumb question but is Weird Al well known in the UK… Was Weird: the Al Yankovic Story their Better Man?

A shaggin’ wagon with a Frog Wizard mural and the bumper sticker IF THIS VAN’S A-HOPPIN’ DON’T COME-N POP IN