How is it thirty years since Romeo + Juliet And how has Paul Rudd only aged like, five years tops, since he was in this 😆

I'd argue that AUKUS has less social licence than the NDIS, but hey, what do I know, let them eat cake 2026 #auspol

Not the biggest story in the world at the moment, but everything about the AFL's duty of care to their players and employees is an absolute joke

I mean sure, it tracks that this timeline a former superpower will declare war on the Vatican 🤮

How can he say he's blockading the Strait of Iran already was? I know you are I said you are but what am I vibes. With Tomahawk missiles and nukes 🤮

My choice for Netflix tonight. Black Swan. It was either this or Mulholland Drive, and I can catch that later in the weekend.

Kenai Fjords, Alaska, USA 🇺🇸

Just think it’s dumb af to have to go to work when the President of the United States says shit like that

I don’t want to post through this and I guess I still have shit to do but I am tired of people in power being selective over which of his dumb shit posts are policy and which are just posts, his ravings have ruined us already, his cronies have robbed us blind, how many does he have to kill, man

So, if it's been ordered in Iran, the bombers would likely have left the country very early this morning with orders and bombs in hand. The theory is that bombers can be recalled, but everywhere else along the continuum of President-to-troops orders, it's not challengable.

You could have had free universal healthcare this entire time. The money was always there.

I wonder if Mike Johnson has any opinion on what his boss has been writing these last few days 🤔

With the time zones and all, I'll be starting my day at work tomorrow when it looks like Armageddon will begin. I've gotta do the regular commute and everything 🤔

Jealous

All the economists and political commentators I’ve watched are all saying that a global depression is on the horizon and that the global order has forever changed. I’ve tried to explain this to my young normie coworkers and they all look at me like I’m the crazy old lady conspiracy theorist.

Seriously, what the fuck is this. This is completely deranged, and anyone who can’t say so is a coward.

Persia has been around for two and a half thousand years, and Iran has over 90 million people. Whatever happens to this particular government, its civilisation isn't going anywhere.

"Donald Trump goes berserk" Ch7 Perth's headline for their 6pm news When you've lost SevenWest, you've lost Australia, mate

Little guardian of Merri Creek this morning.

FIFA Peace Prize working out really well, Gianni 🧨🧨🧨

Sorry I'm late. There was an online form and I had to scroll to my birth year.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

Power Plant Day

🇭🇺 At Orbán's election rally, people chant "Ruszkik haza," meaning "Russians, go home." "Ruszkik haza" is the slogan of the 1956 Hungarian uprising against Soviet troops.

Every single person who allows this late-stage dementia-addled man to continue in office for a single additional minute belongs in The Hague.

His latest meltdown about Hormuz would be funny if hundreds of Iranians, Lebanese, and Palestinians weren't dying because of it and the rest of the Middle East wasn't completely upended from a month ago 😕

most helpful summary www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...

Cos I can't be bothered real life thinking tonight, one of my curl away in a ball in imagination favourite movies, Spirited Away Japanese with English subtitles, but of course 😍

Buenos días, Es el Día Mundial del Piano. Volumen ON ⬇️ para la fabulosa Nina Simone fusionando a Bach con un tema de jazz.

It doesn’t matter that Trump sold Iran our war plans in Mar a Lago, because he was always planning on just telling them what we were about to do.

JUST DO IT.......

Krugman open.substack.com/pub/paulkrug...

One day, all this "we can pick and choose who we murder" will rebound on those currently being so blase about killing thousands The below making it sound like it's a reality TV job interview 🤮

"It is enormously difficult amid such swirling forces to hold on to a sense of empathy, to follow a moral compass, to understand that thousands of innocent people are dying, their homes destroyed, their nations destabilised for a generation." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Imagine if Trump was President during the Cuban missile crisis Cos I'm thinking that two to six times a day currently with every threat he sends to whomever is still in charge in Tehran 😬

QatarEnergy reporting that their LNG export capacity has been reduced by 17% and could take five years to repair And the Saudis projecting via an article in WSJ that another month of war could raise oil to 180 per barrel Fantastic job, well done Donald

Make it make sense 🤮

St Patrick's Day viewing, two Irish tourists in Belgium, In Bruges, obviously 😍

why aren't other countries helping us with the strait of hormuz after we started an unjust war, cut off trade, and insulted them for a year?

UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16): 🇫🇷 France: REJECTED 🇬🇧 UK: REJECTED 🇮🇹 Italy: REJECTED 🇪🇸 Spain: REJECTED 🇯🇵 Japan: REJECTED 🇳🇴 Norway: REJECTED 🇨🇦 Canada: REJECTED 🇦🇺 Australia: REJECTED 🇩🇪 Germany: REJECTED 🇨🇳 China: NO RESPONSE 🇳🇱 Netherlands: NO RESPONSE 🇰🇷 South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION

The Oscars always make me feel two things simultaneously: 1) Movies are one of the greatest art forms we have 2) This is super, super silly

I much rather have my car standing still for two years, live on cheap pasta and just skip all my holidays than help the yanks🤣

Gloria Cazares: “My daughter Jackie was 9 when she was killed in Uvalde. Her bedroom has been frozen in time. Jackie is more than just a headline. She is our light & life. Gun violence is now the #1 cause of death for kids & teens.” #AllTheEmptyRooms (From @bluegeorgia.bsky.social )

‘Mr. Nobody Against Putin’ Director: “This is about how you lose your country — through small acts of complicity: when a government murders people on the streets, when oligarchs take over the media… we all face a moral choice. But even a nobody is more powerful than you think."

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Maybe Trump would have gotten his naval coalition for Hormuz if he hadn't spent the last decade trashing every other nation (apart from Russia)

From the X to the Y threatens Australian social cohesion, apparently Yet the illegal American war against Iran gets waved through without a second glance #auspol