Lots of talk about us re-signing the likes of Wallace and Grant? Why? Why??? Haven't we seen enough of their mediocrity? Being a "top bloke" (in the case of the former) surely can't be enough?

Missed the pOPS last week, which episode(s) should I catch up on, @ohfattony.bsky.social ?

Anyway. Don't have nightmares, folks.....

Worra game!

www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m... Bellend.

Terrible news on the latest Liquidatpr podcast. Fuggin' Carloan Grant may be staying ....

Tremendous band. observer.co.uk/music/pop/ar...

Underrated fuggin' tweet (or what-have-you).

Fuggin' Albion! So predictable they would lose that game today, we all knew it would happen. Whatever that we were safe, losing to a team that poor is not a good look. Oh well, on to next season, but please, don't let expectations be that high (of course, it will fall on deaf ears...)

Charlatans fuggin' superb. As you would expect, of course.

Anyone at the Charlatans tonight?

RIP Ted.

The way some Albion fans (Hi Raj!!) go on about mATT gILL, ypou would think he's Peter Taylor reborn.

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026... What an absolute fucking prick. They are a fucking shit band, n'all.

He always looked like a fucking bellend.

The analysis on these Prime CL games is a step above the Sky PL shite, in all honesty. Even that cheeky chappie Rooney makes some good points.

This interviewer for Prime is fuggin' ace. All power and respect to her.

This PSG game was fuggin' great till I turned it on. FFS.

Drama at the dELL! If only our aCE reporter were there....

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Fuck 'em.

Up the bROM Down with the Wolves Salt the vILLA

Most important bottle for a drinks cabinet is tequila, ay it.

FA Cup SF not on terrestrial? What a load of fuggin' shite.

Fellow bROMMERS, I missed the game yesterday due to cricket but recorded it. Worth watching it back, or not?

C'mon the bROM. Show 'em we didn't need those fuggin' points anyway.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... Strewth!!

www.theguardian.com/politics/202... Lunacy.

Anyway bROMMERS, now we are heading to safety, thoughts must divert to how and when we get that SALT up to Villa Park, and do the proper fuggin' job on it. Who's in? And if you're not, you're a fuggin' woofter!

Yuuurrrrssss!!!!!! C'mon the bROM! Fuck the Wolves! Salt the Villa!!!!

C'mon the fuggin' bROM!!! Yuuurrrrrsssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!

To quote our friend Bayliss: Best league in the world? My arse, my garden shed!

I quite like Nuno, but I cor stand the 'ammers.

What an absolutely shit game of football this is.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... Yeah, another great advertisement for US gun laws. WHAT A FUCKED UP COUNTRY!!

Worra win for the bROM! C'mon little MOZ and big bO's sTRIPEY dEMONS!!

I'll fuggin' say it, if no one else has. The wrong Kershaw died today.

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a... Always welcome.

www.theguardian.com/environment/... Not now Amoc, FFS.

This Bayern/Real Madrid game sounds an absolute cracker.

An example of the quality content that often gets missed on 'ere in the mornings...

There's a lot of "woe is us" "the league want to relegate us" bollocks over the other place. Fed up of reading about bad luck stories and anti-Albion bias. It's bollocks. If we hadn't been so utterly shit for most of this season, the threat of a likely two-point deduction would barely have mattered

The piss taking of Trump over his Jesus picture is quite delicious.

C'mon the kIPPERMON and all the ex bROMMERS tonight.

Tell you what, given the uncertainty over the PSR branch penalty, I would suggest little Moz spends some time on the training ground working out how we are going to create the chances to score the goals we need to win a couple of games to stay up.

www.theguardian.com/food/2026/ap... I'll be getting some of these beauties tomorrow before the fuggers run low.

Sarah Smith is so fucking annoying.

Seriously hope that Coventry have an horrendous season next year. Beat Derby's record, go down, then within 3 or 4 years are in PSR shite. Cunts.