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Used to write stuff for a living but currently footloose and fancy free and seeking a pay cheque
Ah, rodents
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about 2 hours ago
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Can't believe people on my TL want Villa to win. FODTV!
about 3 hours ago
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Great stuff from Liam Lawson eh
@carlosourjackal.bsky.social
about 4 hours ago
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Good to see the top goalscorer award for Heggebö. I know
@bart23.bsky.social
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#wba
about 4 hours ago
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Unusually exciting F1 race for a change
about 4 hours ago
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Thought this Manure Pool game was a 4.30 Ko ffs
about 6 hours ago
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@wifimarxist.bsky.social
hooe you and your celebrated pal will continue to live a good life after reaching 100
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The Guardian
about 16 hours ago
From shared toothbrushes to mid-sex water bladders, You Be the Judge tries to settle domestic disputes. But what happened next?
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From shared toothbrushes to mid-sex water bladders, You Be the Judge tries to settle domestic disputes. But what happened next?
For five years, our column has attempted to settle rows about the important little things … but what happens after the verdicts are in?
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/may/03/shared-toothbrushes-water-bladders-you-be-the-judge-domestic-disputes-but-what-happened-next?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=bsky_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1777785633
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Fulham obviously don't want Man City to win the title
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A hula hoop appears to be the answer people!
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1 day ago
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Ooft that late goal for stevenage
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A very
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1 day ago
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A lot of fannying about by Albion and players hoping the 90 mins finishes quickly once Sheff went ahead. Got to give something back for the away support rather than that miserable untrying 45 mins
#wba
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Awful defending
1 day ago
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Add Imray to Price as another one on the beach
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The Heskey lad for the Owls is Emile Heskey's son. Blimey
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early goal aots
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Send them down!
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The Guardian
1 day ago
‘It’s super weird, super odd, super rare’: meet the twins who have different dads
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‘It’s super weird, super odd, super rare’: meet the twins who have different dads
When DNA test results shattered everything Lavinia and Michelle thought they knew about their family history, they also revealed something never before documented in the UK
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2026/may/02/rare-twins-different-dads-the-gift-bbc-radio-4?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=bsky_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1777699094
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Guardian Sport
1 day ago
Alex Zanardi, former F1 driver and Paralympic champion, dies at 59
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Alex Zanardi, former F1 driver and Paralympic champion, dies at 59
* Italian driver lost both legs in high-speed cart race crash * Went on to win four Paralympic gold medals Alex Zanardi, the former Formula One driver who lost both legs in a racing crash and went on to win Paralympic gold medals, has died at the age of 59, his family said on Saturday. Zanardi, from Bologna, made his F1 debut in 1991 and later achieved success in the cart series in the United States, winning back-to-back championships in 1997 and 1998. His life took a dramatic turn in September 2001 when he was involved in a high-speed crash during a cart race in Germany that led to the amputation of both legs. Continue reading...
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Will be a carnival atmosphere at Hillsborough tomorrow
www.thestar.co.uk/sport/footba...
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SWFC News: Sheffield Wednesday enter new era - US consortium complete takeover
Sheffield Wednesday are under new ownership, The Star understands.
https://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-wednesday/sheffield-wednesday-takeover-done-8477835
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Steve Cockburn
3 days ago
FIFA Congress: - Iran FA visas revoked; Infantino says they will play at World Cup - Afghan women’s team in exile to be officially recognised - Palestinian FA take their complaint to CAS, rebuffed photo opp - Infantino announces he will run again, despite term limits Football, bloody hell.
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Come on Forest, do these Villa tits over!
3 days ago
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www.wba.co.uk/news/james-m...
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James Morrison appointed Albion Head Coach | West Bromwich Albion
https://www.wba.co.uk/news/james-morrison-appointed-albion-head-coach
3 days ago
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The Guardian
3 days ago
UK stole 25 million years of life and labour through slavery in Barbados, research finds
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UK stole 25 million years of life and labour through slavery in Barbados, research finds
Experts estimate ‘accounting of the harm that was done’ by 200 years of chattel slavery would be US$2tn in damages Britain stole 25 million years of life and labour through slavery in Barbados, according to new research by a team of international experts. Their report concludes that Barbados’s population of African descent have suffered damages estimated at up to US$2tn (£1.5tn) from 200 years of chattel slavery. Continue reading...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/30/uk-stole-25-million-years-of-life-and-labour-through-slavery-in-barbados-research-finds?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=bluesky&CMP=bsky_gu
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No surprise but thought they'd wait until end of season for formal appointment
#wba
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Culture Crave 🍿
5 days ago
Sam Neill says he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer He underwent a cutting edge treatment by genetically modifying his blood cells and it worked “It’s time I did another movie”
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Poor keeping by Walton
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Lewis Goodall
5 days ago
Take a look at a State Dept design for new American passports. Banana republic stuff. Genuinely tragic to see.
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Ipswich already playing 10 times better than they did against us
5 days ago
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For the Neutral you got to be hoping for a Southampton win to make final day more exciting!
5 days ago
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Ipswich Southampton game later should be tasty! I'm sending
@ownoakes.bsky.social
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5 days ago
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Miss and a half that from Man U
6 days ago
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The Athletic | Football
7 days ago
In the Spanish second division match between Huesca and Real Zaragoza, goalkeeper Esteban Andrada was sent off after receiving a second yellow for pushing Huesca captain Jorge Pulido. After being shown the red card, Andrada sprinted towards Pulido - and punched him in the head.
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Surely Hearts have got to win this playing against 9 men of Hibs
7 days ago
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Unbelievable a men's marathon under 2 Hours
7 days ago
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Some bin news for
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8 days ago
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Cracking atmosphere at the Albion yesterday, best of the season perhaps. Unfortunate not to win given the performance. Hard to believe this was the same bunch who struggled to do anything right for majority of the season. Day topped off by meeting Darren Moore in town later
#wba
8 days ago
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Fuggin Birmingham Regatta has caboshed the Edgbaston Reservoir Parkrun tomorrow. Fuggin rowing tits.
9 days ago
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Panel wankers. They day like mitigaton
#wba
9 days ago
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EFL don't like charidy obviously
9 days ago
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Charge yer phone on the go!
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10 days ago
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No more Football Focus after this season. Got to be some 5 or 6 years since i last watched it. It was generally a poor relation to On the Ball in both shows heydays in the 80s and 90s
10 days ago
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@wifimarxist.bsky.social
good to see you get out, getting active and looking after yourself. Hopefully Ug is keeping you company
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10 days ago
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Guardian Sport
11 days ago
South Africa struggling to secure UK TV deal to screen England Test series
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South Africa struggling to secure UK TV deal to screen England Test series
* Sky Sports declines offer to renew long-term contract * Value of bilateral international cricket in decline Cricket South Africa has yet to secure a UK television rights deal for England’s marquee Test series next winter with Sky Sports declining an offer to renew a long-term contract that expired last year. Sky’s apparent reluctance to extend a relationship that began more than 30 years ago has left CSA searching for alternative broadcast partners so that the three Tests over Christmas and three one-day internationals in January are televised in the UK. Continue reading...
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I'd like Blackburn this evening to lose to give them some jeopardy
11 days ago
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Can only be one winner in the WBA player of the season given his consistency, form and sheer amount of mins, and that is Minecraft Man himself, Callum Styles
11 days ago
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How do you stop Spurs being Spursy
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11 days ago
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The Guardian
12 days ago
‘People still remember it 40 years later’: the making of Chuckie Egg
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‘People still remember it 40 years later’: the making of Chuckie Egg
The iconic game that came to define 8-bit programming still conjures flutters of nostalgia 40 years on – all thanks to a 15-year-old tea boy who worked a Saturday shift in a computer shop in Greater Manchester
https://www.theguardian.com/games/2026/apr/21/in-my-mind-it-was-just-tall-birds-wandering-around-on-platforms-the-making-of-chuckie-egg?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=bsky_gu&utm_medium=&utm_source=Bluesky#Echobox=1776762933
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