Channel 4 later this year

Someone warn Elong his robots have been possessed

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Nice bit of Demis

Unimpeachable record time.

To their credit Now Phats what I Small music was reasonably clever for 1998

I had a headache very much like this song earlier this week

Sugar what? Oh. Lips.

Wee Tommy T doing doughnuts in the Wemberlee car park at the news of his contract extension?

That & the saints comeback make this a decent evening.

Has Rowatt just actually said “we guess we have to play by the rules”?

Well he is offside

Ha ha ha fuck right off to the end of the road

Fucking hell Diakite

I wonder how long this homer of a ref will add. 7? 8?

I still don’t think I’ve ever actually met a Birmingham City fan

Ha ha ha ha “who” so fucking funny

I see the keepers been possessed by the ghost of Wildsmith

That’s never a yellow.

Wonder if they’ll do 5 minutes on that at the end of the game

Styles’ square head almost landed us in bother then

We’ve all agreed that the laws of the game are that it is not handball and we’re still talking about whether it was (it wasn’t) handball

I see we’re still trying to make something of the not a handball handball

Meh. But meh is probably the best we can hope for.

For the new Real Madrid the noses are a bit shite (I know we’re worse btw)

I think this is more free kicks Heg has won all season

It’s a good plan considering how well we’ve coped with dead balls to keep giving away cheap free kicks

That advertising board that makes the players look like they’re against a green screen is annoying

Have we only conceded four corners all season?

Penalty? Fuck off you saft Brummie twats

The pitch is a bit of a state. Has someone left the Triton Shower on?

Is the weather that bad or is that smoke from fireworks?

Ignore the smears: I completed the Ipswich match report. But I understand now the importance of publishing it.

Just one bad apple

Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only

Decent toe poke that

What in the Yewtree is this?

What better way to start the weekend than, erm, steps.

Guess who is back

If you see this post a character that starts with c

Gordon’s gone down like he’s been hit by a white fiat Uno

Repeat sad trombone gif

And again

Great that from Newcastle

Love Shack

Bloody hell Lee Dixon is an idiot

Blackburn and Oxford winning

Can’t even have a decent meltdown anymore

Ronaldo on strike?