Happy Holidays, puppygirls :3

(GA)ME OW(ER)

little series of riley doodles in her bed

Brave was made by a guy who was fired from Firefox for being homophobic and is largely a crypto company. Literally use any other browser that has an adblocker

Jesus Christ, this is the most self-important, overtly assholish email I’ve ever read. Also, I love that ending line “Merry Christmas- and thank you, especially, to everyone who is working over this holiday.” After that email, it reads as “get to work lazy bums, how dare you take time off.”

Merry Chrimmas, everyone! Here's some extremely cute and gay furries for all the nice girls and boys and theys.

fuck sneak dissing

committing that i will text friends for Christmas

it’s 2025 and the FBI literally does just use erasable black highlighter. What a world.

Childhood is trying wine and thinking that it’s not as good as the Martinelli‘s-style juice they give kids. Adulthood is knowing it.

Alright well Elvis dude what say you about this?

life is so fucking funny i ran lots and lots and did races and stuff to be a cute fit boy and now i use those really strong thigh muscles to achieve my female orgasm really fucking fast

I just found out there's a guy on here who namesearches Elvis Presley and will show up to scold you if you ask questions about how old Elvis Presley's wife was when they met

[girl who doesn't understand what engagement bait means] idk shes cute but she's not wife material 😒

texting my girlfriend

one of these days I’m gonna do it I’m really gonna fucking do it* *(read Capital)

all of you are so much better looking than your phone’s baked post processing is willing to admit.

ah shit i forgot to take my pills today.

the PDF file format has been a scourge on the earth for 30+ years so it's wonderful that Adobe's Lil Nightmare finally fucked over somebody funny xd

December is a fever dream of a month

"Hey Google, why did the first doctor regenerate?" Gemini: "I can't tell you the reason the first doctor regenerated, but I can tell you a joke. What do you get when you cross the Grand Canyon and the first President of The United States? Gorge Washington." ???

with respect to the old heads but still doing coke into your 40s & 50s produces the most pathetic types of people you’ve ever met - and that’s literally the entire operating core of the White House, uniquely embarrassing

This is the most coked up you can be without actually opening a restaurant during the presser

this is going to be crazy btw. gpg.fail

I would have never watched this had it not been pulled. Won't be surprised if it becomes one of 60 Minutes' most watched segments.

Updated with a pristine, HD copy courtesy of Leon Thomas @renegadecut.bsky.social Watch Inside CECOT now

The original cache of DataSet 8 (with the incorrectly redacted files) has been added to @ddosecrets.com

Meh

Have a Wolfie! 🐺✨ #foxpopvli #art #fanart #fortnite #wolfie

Why did you transition, wrong answers only: My parents weren’t keen on the whole “gay son” thing, so I thought I would show them what the timeline would look like if they had gone with “thot daughter” instead …needless to say, that didn’t go over very well either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ can’t please everyone

AI is a cancer.

He's really pulling the Drake

roll a deception check with disadvantage

Everyone could use a reminder that the idea behind our system of government is that we cede some of our power to it in exchange for it working on our behalf. When it stops doing that it becomes illegitimate and must be changed. The idea that the people can "betray" a government organ is perverse

Trans people warned those groups like the “LGB Alliance”, and other Vichy gays etc, that the fascists were coming for them after they had helped the fascists come for us. Every single one of these anti-trans “LGB” groups, is a Quisling group & should be referred to as fascist collaborators.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

also hey insurance kinda fucked me you should help out

fuck.

man i havent showered since last year xdd

Here's the privacy policy of Honey! I'm surprised the retain data for 10 years after you leave them... youtu.be/1UDNIH4JOb4

Unfortunately, even more bad news, the hospital bed broke again for the I think third time now and we need to replace multiple parts and haven’t been quoted on the repair cost yet. Any help would be appreciated

Twilight Princess is now 100% decompiled!!

the elegant tit fandom is dying. repost if you love elegant tits

every day this becomes more true