World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.

Ken Jennings: “it’s what John Smoltz did in the 34th inning of Game 3 of the 2025 World Series” Me: [smashes buzzer with my whole body weight]

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Melissa is strengthening as it has now made the turn north en route to landfall in Jamaica. Thoughts and prayers to that nation in what is going to be a horrific night and morning.

Normal reality is the drunkass showrunners trying to convince us that Old Racism is New Again, and meanwhile we have this HBO prestige plotline over here

thats what i'm talking about!

every team i hate is winning

Why bother going to University and be exposed to all sorts of potentially unconnected ideas that spark new ones, if you can just let the chatbot "brainstorm" some average garbage for you. Get in, rush through your classes and GTFO - that's what unis are all about I guess.

blue jays should have a run. i hope they kick dodger ass

My unbiased opinion is: that is the worst ball-strike call in the history of the sport

this ump sucks

Snowy at the tunnels! Snow is sticking on roads roughly 10k+. Also seeing snow atop Loveland + Berthoud + Vail Passes. Careful driving in the mountains tonight! #COwx

i'm all set with giant flags at sporting events

I wasnt aware of this, and got really confused when I googled “Olivia reingold John Oliver” great job AI as always

⚠️ FREEZE WARNING for the next two nights in the Boulder-Denver area. Going down to ~28° tonight, with lower 20s Tuesday night. You can get away just draining above ground pipes (backflow) tonight, but we recommend fully winterizing your system before Tuesday night! #COWX

pretty pissed my cigna insurance wouldn't cover the pills (which *medicaid* did for my first one lol) so now starts my shitty drink prep

It's darkly funny anytime one of these consultant pamphlets comes out about how Democrats can scientifically carve up the electorate to eke out a win, meanwhile the current president spent the campaign swaying on stages, giving 45 minute speeches about who's nice to him. Riding in a garbage truck

One way to "decide to win" would be to blackball this list of losers from any further party planning activities

these assholes don't speak for me or any registered Democrat i know

Mass.gov SNAP page is telling the truth about this administration cutting off the program www.mass.gov/lists/snap-b...

When wine was deemed food. One bottle of red wine (12% alc) as the equivalent of 850g milk, 370g bread, 585g meat, and 5 eggs (“and” or “or”?). 1950s advertisement for F. Sénéclauze wine from Oran (Algeria).

“OPENAI’S CHATGPT, GOOGLE’S Gemini, DeepSeek, and xAI’s Grok are pushing Russian state propaganda from sanctioned entities—including citations from Russian state media, sites tied to Russian intelligence or pro-Kremlin narratives—when asked about the war against Ukraine, according to a new report.“

Green Bay Packers show immunity to Aaron Rodgers: defector.com/green-bay-pa...

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

Watching the Steelers eat shit is always a delights. Doubly so when Aaron Rodgers is at the helm

Anyone done this bit yet

Every one deserves to eat. It’s that simple.

tucker kraft is good

Cannot express enough appreciation for the teams *flying through a hurricane* while not being paid.

that was almost a beast mode

WCK’s Relief Team is supporting furloughed federal workers in Washington, D.C., as the U.S. government shutdown nears its fourth week. #ChefsForFeds (1/2)

NOAA hurricane hunters flying aboard a P-3 Orion aircraft ("Kermit") are monitoring Hurricane Melissa as most aircraft steer clear. The storm poses a catastrophic threat to Jamaica and Haiti. The crew are among the many federal workers working without pay during the US government shutdown.

i hadn't watched the carrie underwood song in quite some time and she's in the dead eyes phase

this nbc aaron rodgers package gonna make me vomit

They're literally giving Americans every single reason they can think of to revolt. I can only imagine if France suddenly found themselves with a ruling party like this, how fast shit would escalate...

May I present a former clerk to Justice Gorsuch.

Give to your local food bank if you can. www.foodbankrockies.org

To reach the isolated eastern Uganda mountain communities that need her help, nurse Agnes Nambozo scales a treacherous 1,000-foot ladder that is too steep for small children, mothers carrying babies and the sick to climb down. PBS News Weekend's John Yang reports.

if a handful of republicans in congress decided they were done with this bullshit we could block most of trumps worse impulses if les than half of them decided they were done with this bullshit we could end trumpism completely

just wanted all to know my neighbors across the way have already put out xmas trees -- yes, plural -- on their balcony. and last night they left them on all night along with their balcony lights now i gotta invest in blackout curtains

Great place for him to indulge in his favorite hobby: killing seniors

Churches, charities & family are not a substitute for SNAP They can help but they’re not accessible to everyone They can’t scale up to support an influx of 42 million people The government could easily fund SNAP, they’re choosing not to They’re choosing to let people starve

That nobody would leave Twitter was one of the easiest predictions to make. All you had to do was look at COVID. People don't do what's right, they do what's convenient. Every single time. Fascism is very convenient, at first. You don't have to do a thing. For most, it happens all on its own.

All comes down to the fact that no matter how many people stopped using it, the "right" people and organizations never left. And now we keep living with the consequences of that.

2000s Dems found that supporting the Iraq war wasn’t the key to winning elections. Voters who wanted that backed Bush. 2010s Dems found that running away from Obama didn’t yield wins. Voters who wanted that went GOP. 2020s Dems will find that Bigotry Lite isn’t the key to winning elections either.

Dane has a favourite TV show, has worked out how to completely unplug the Playstation (and the controllers) AND eject a disc from it. Fitzwilliam doesn't even know we *have* a TV. You don't have to ask which one is which, do you?

It’s great to see regional news outlets like @coloradonewsline.com reporting on local connections to ICE Air’s operation. Key Lime Air/Denver Air Connection has operated more 80 ICE flights since September. coloradonewsline.com/2025/10/23/c...

U.S. to photograph Canadian travellers when they enter and exit at all land borders, airports New rule introduced on Friday will make it mandatory for Canadians. www.cbc.ca/news/busines...