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It's rare when @theonion.com gets scooped

No human being is illegal. This is the story of The Deported Artist, and how he came to find art - then teach it to his fellow deportees via Al Otro Lado. @alotrolado-org.bsky.social .

My advice to the 2026 graduates: - learn what a gig line is - don't start none, less likely to be none - take care of your mentals, take care of your chicken

Seems like a clear cut case of weaponization of government to me...they should apply

While I scrolled email and Bluesky this morning, I found myself missing the era of RSS and RSS readers.

terrible. 20 years ago, the internet was full of hobbyist blogs and forums. over time, these have been replaced by paywalled substacks and private discord channels, each a walled garden. google's decision to prioritize AI just makes it less likely people will create free, public info

monday again is it

This device could predict incoming phone calls (2000s)

YES

In his 2nd Inaugural, Abraham Lincoln delivered what might be the most devastating rebuttal to the Both Sides lie in history. "Both parties deprecated war but one of them would make war rather than let the nation survive, and the other would accept war rather than let it perish. And the war came."

Every year my husband takes my son to the thrift store and lets him pick whatever he thinks I need for Mother’s Day, which this year is a straw hat and book of sea shanties

Meta recently added new restrictions around "Antifa content" on Facebook and Instagram. Internal documents I reviewed show it applies when a user merely uses the word "Antifa" in a post. theintercept.com/2026/04/14/f...

that’s right

Vermont Quick Lube Ladies Day is an absolute banger. Slight spoiler: imagine if an oil change place ran like the best version of The Bear (complimentary)

Bring back the ancient knowledge

me when i get shot

Rabbit rabbit

“She is known for providing her opinions as a contributor on Fox News and Fox Business.”

The Senate passed the Voting Rights Act renewal in 2006 by a vote of 98-0. The Supreme Court majority gutted it on the grounds that the Justices personally dislike the impact.

Thursday! What a concept!

This has, however, already been identified as a problem as customer service moved toward automation and humans only got involved for difficult problems not easily solved by a script It leads to burnout and lower retention when your job only involves worst case scenarios and you never get easy wins

This is so great. Classic web fun!

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

had longer-lasting economic consequences. Of course, the problem was that people took the wrong lesson from it, which was TACO. The lesson they should have taken is that a senile old man barely in charge of an administration devoid of organization and expertise was the President. And that sooner

One of these buffoons is in Atlanta

A ballroom in every school!

He also routinely calls all democrats scum and says they need to be dealt with

the party of "a whole civilization will die tonight" fake-rending their garments over violent rhetoric is funnier than the entire history of saturday night live

Finally, some good news: workers at Hachette are unionizing, and you can sign an open letter of support. This is the way! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

We should go back to early 90s website design

there isn't one Big Fake going on. It's fractally fake, all the way down, run not just as state media but also participatory faking by fans

The administration is constantly faking, dissembling, pseudo-eventing, Debording, Baudrillarding, just outright flim-flamming. When it bothers to fake anything at all as opposed to just Grandpa posting an AI video of himself poop bombing

Tl;dr there was almost no security outside of the magnetometers in front of the event. Secret service did literally nothing at the hotel itself. No checks on guests whatsoever.

He warmed the environment for this by making himself the single source of truth - a constantly changing, false, and self-serving form of truth that crowds out actual bedrock facts. His truth is fake That and constantly attacking almost all media and any questions at all.

using your second Reichstag Fire-style opportunity to justify a ballroom is a wild move

Carshield and other aftermarket car warranties are an absolute ripoff, so perhaps it’s fitting that Stephen A Smith decided to represent them

Accurate and also accurate for a great many non-research non-medical professions

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

In December 2021, two South Korean fighter jets collided in midair during a training mission. No one was hurt. On Wednesday, the government explained what had led to the crash: One pilot had been taking pictures with his phone, and a crew member on the other plane had been taking a video.

Below is a statement from the unionized workers of the Southern Poverty Law Center.

one of the best days on social media was in 2021 when trump was banned from every single network. you saw him repeatedly trying to make alts before each one got banned too, like a poster trying to escape a game forum permaban

We’ll never know because he’ll do it on the shadow docket sans rationale

People are starting to realize that a LOT of athlete podcasts are terrible

remember?

I’m here too, and the vinyl fans in boats are all backing up, what a mess. Nobody brought enough snacks

The New York Times is now blocking The Wayback Machine from accessing its articles. That means you'll no longer be able to view archived versions of NYT stories published in 2026 and beyond on archive.org. (All those posts you see tracking changes to NYT headlines and ledes? They relied on WBM).

Maybe this shitty new trending videos feature nobody wants is what fucked the site up

Maybe this shitty new trending videos feature nobody wants is what fucked the site up

Absolutely gutless