Has science gone too far? #GoneTooFar

I went to Costco and now have a giant wedge of Jarlsberg cheese and half a ham in the fridge. Skyrim ass food.

I would watch this.

Never heard a more accurate description of Caruso.

Amazing stuff from one of my favorite authors!

Every time I see the word Grogu I think about Gogurt. Yoplait was real for that one. I guess it’s a real product that exists…

wat

stupid sexy alien

Journathan holy shit

Holy shit!

He’s not wrong, and it’s an indictment of the whole party and its supporters.

Hired a local “artist” to paint the ceiling of my chapel and now it’s covered in dicks.

Bluesky is clammogging other social media sites.

the way this is so relatable 😭

Pander Express.

Make it make sense: Date Nachos.

Amazing.

THE ARE PLAYING AGAIN. One of them is in a little tunnel and the other is pulling their tail! www.nps.gov/dena/learn/p...

Ship goo is giving me life.

Plant seeds so your children can enjoy the shade of a hotdog tree.

Fuck.

Uhh…

Funny and informative.

(reading about contemporary british politics) I bet they're all eager to hear what I, an american, think about this

Entering the mayo discourse: sriracha mayo is elite and is my go-to chicken sauce. 1/4c mayo and about a tsp of your favorite brand of sriracha. Kewpie + Kum Kee works great.

is there any one fuckin person in this administration even remotely competent jesus fuckin christ

Best I can do is Clod Code. I only need about a 1/2 gallon of water per day though.

3 Live Crew

Slightly increase a band: Jefferson Star Destroyer

Fellas, take your wife to plant bingo.

NGL, I could go for a snack right now.

I watched the latest Hugh Jackman-Patrick Stewart movie. It was good. 🐑

That was flagrant.

spending this mother's day RESPECTING women

Villain, I have done thy mother.

While many of you are likely yelling “GO BALLMAXXING” and “GO SCROTOX” I’m yelling “GO MOTHERS and the rule of law!” #MothersDay2026

It’s 2025, we’re talking about Big Balls. It’s 2026, we’re talking about big balls. …

Extremely funny that this, from 1627, is indistinguishable in message from modern RETVRN / masculinity podcasters.

“Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”

“Happy Mother’s Day.”

things that can only be measured in quantum time: 1) the top quark 2) cosmic inflation 3) the time period between an avocado being unripe and being overripe

no AP no. There are no pedestrians on runways. There can be misplaced ground crew or trespassers, and in this case it was a trespasser. All emergency procedures appear to have been followed and crew and passengers remained safe. AP's own style prohibits use of heightened language when reporting.

I didn’t realize that sleeveless sport coats were a thing? I thought that was just a gag from the movie Major League.

The MAGA movement makes way more sense when you view it as an endless stream of grifters burning down the country for their own personal profit.

Watched a movie with Dolph Lundgren and a Dolphin. Very creative, but not very true to the original story.

Just saw an ad for a string quartet playing Tool. Brings a new meaning to orchestra pit.

While many of you were likely yelling "GO HORSIES" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"