Darline Graham Nordone is going to have to change her name to Lindsay Graham by the midterms, isn’t she?

Quirst lemonade I ever had…

RIP Sam Neill. A great actor, and by all accounts, a good man.

I can’t believe we can’t have Olivia Newton-John anymore! Thanks a lot SONY. youtu.be/vWz9VN40nCA?...

Verify your age. My childhood favorite TV show was Knight Rider.

Fascinating thread here. You won’t be bored, I promise

If Mitch can sit up and smile for a photograph, surely he can release a 5 minute video and tell us all about his ordeal. I’m sure the people of KY would appreciate it.

hi

Buddhist monk: “Hey, wanna see a dead body?”

A few words on the passing of South Carolina Sen. Lindsay Graham, who spent the last ten years of his life eagerly helping Donald Trump in his quest to destroy American democracy. youtu.be/z4HMequIiiY

💫

Good people of South Carolina, I beseech you…

JFC, no. Just no.

JFC

Even in death, Lindsey provides cover for Trump’s most embarrassing shortcomings.

Highwaymen.

gm, everyone

Pizza Hut website in 1996

I appreciate that the map is in shades of brown.

I’m a big Chicago Dog fan. Drag it through the garden. No ketchup.

Being on day three of scouring computer forums and finding somebody who had your same problem but eventually gave up is like seeing a dead body on Everest

Well now I want a hot weiner all the way. youtu.be/lCuVi-OeuUE?...

Me looking at the dismal selection of leftovers in the fridge.

“Drummer Reacts To Hearing Rush For The First Time” no he doesn’t. that is not possible

Union Hmong Kitchen is legitimately good. I’m excited to try this.

RIP Bonnie Tyler

JPS you magnificent bastard.

bro they laid off the Doom 2016 developers. that's like if you laid off the studio that made arguably one of the best first-person shooters of all time, like Doom 2016

Listening to the MN Orchestra play the Imperial March

GRAHAM CRACKS TA-TA TO TATTOO CHAIR HEIR BENCHED ROISTERING OYSTERMAN CLOISTERED

No one could have seen this coming.

Sorry i cant cant come out tonight i bought new sheets and im writhing around in bed like a bear at a landfill

Guys—guys—I know nobody will want to hear this disturbing idea, but I'm beginning to think our president might not be all there.

Hippo thread! 🦛

FUCK RIGHT OFF #WorldCup

Headline: Stubborn old rocker refuses to play the hits.

They aren’t going to Ameri-cover the spread.

Trump's curse, this like the one game the knicks lost he messed with thier juju going to fifa

Choitner remains undefeated.

The router is not functioning.