Have 24 seconds of a blissed-out duck, you deserve it.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of AI girlfriends suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

The word of the day is: CondeNasty

Guillermo del Toro’s Zelda

Alexei ❤️

Labor market is having little sleep. Long sleep? Who knows?

Ahhhhhhhh! 😱

Bill Clinton was in favor of full release.

Scientific American is right, these guys are great!

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside.

The Wiener melange must flow.

Watching the Patriots

oh wow that’s crazy oreos with bits of of oreos. in them Real Bits of Oreos

a “Space Force”, if you will

I’ve seen enough. Demolish the rest of the White House. Mar A Lago too.

<italian voice> That’s Aurorae!

The best cure to imposter syndrome is reading the emails of powerful men.

I love that Ezra is catching flack in this turbulent time.

Amazing 🤩

As a kid who was coming of age during the Bill Clinton scandal, the Ken Starr Epstein info is an interesting twist. Turns out they were both horrible!

Credit XKCD: Seems like last night we we bordering on “someone should go check on our satellites”. Will tonight be the same?

Beaming these emails into Mike Johnson’s head to recreate the scene from Scanners.

Trump, nervously: spending lots of time with underage girls? That sort of thing's not my bag, baby Epstein files: contains a book by Trump entitled "Spending lots of time with underage girls: that sort of thing is my bag, baby"

Happy exploding whale day to all who celebrate! 🎉 💥

One more aurora photo, the red was really bright later on!

What a coincidence, I’m making steamed hams tonight.

Northern Lights in Minnesota!

reposting the repost man for reposts

This season of Road Rules sucks.

If you can’t get fresh hell, store bought will do.

Good thread.

My last word on the matter

Very important news everyone

Sometimes you just have to call a boer a bore.

Joyce Carol Oates X Ban Polymarket Odds send tweet

Oates Poasting ™️

The bag of Costco nuts hates to see me coming. No nut November be damned.

I’d like to take this moment to point out that decreased funding to NOAA could lead to more shipwrecks on the Great Lakes because we’ll have less ability to tell if the Gales of November come early.

The main hatchways on the Edmund Fitzgerald had more integrity than this Democratic Party.

GDT Frankenstein was very good.

football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

Me and other Vikings fans trying to process Derrick Henry.

Bella, badly deprived of snuggle time yesterday because of our 5k, is making up for it today.

Drop something SILVER 🛸💍🖤🪙🥈

5k not great, not terrible.

I lived!