We got a new refrigerator yesterday and realized we currently have an epic amount of cheese. We saw the cheese section at the store and said “Yes.” 🧀

Adam Douglas Thompson, The New Yorker

Yes! This! @governorwalz.mn.gov why does a guy from NY have to demand justice for crimes committed in Minnesota?

ICE should stop shooting people.

What is this? A meal for ants? 🐜

🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.

/2 I assumed ”ICE took his phone and sold it” was a typo or something. Nah bro. Thug THIEF scum.

DOJ is primarily on X, so this checks out.

Buying a home computer at Sears.

Eight years ago, that great truth teller Charlie Daniels sent this tweet. Within two years he was dead. Just saying.

Cleansing the timeline with this 2020 Lifetime romance where Mario Lopez played a sexy Colonel Sanders.

Time to consult the Declaration again

“We Didn’t Start the Fire” but it’s just about the first week of 2026.

Things are rough out there. Here’s Bella being a sleepy baby in her holiday pajamas.

A week in and 2026 is already incredibly bleak.

It’s January 2026 and the vibe on Bluesky is rough.

Daniel Kumandgo has been sorely missed in the industry.

Post. Moon. 🌕

Are we just couping now?

I’m going to take this as a sign I should brew more beer. 🍻 😂

Happy new year! 🎊 @ceej.online @alderfish.bsky.social @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social @shoe.bsky.social @brendelbored.bsky.social @technicleah.bsky.social @weeder.bsky.social @clofsnitville.bsky.social @mightymite.bsky.social

Blueskyism (complimentary).

CNN just clowning on us now.

They should invent a laundry that washes itself.

TWO HOURS AND TWENTY-THREE MINUTES? I may have trouble staying awake for the woke. Or may have to break it into two sittings.

Work me today trying to figure out who left all this stuff unfinished before Christmas.

Tell me you live in Minnesota without telling me you live in Minnesota: We’re cleaning out the storage cabinet in the kitchen and I just recycled 6 Sweet Martha’s Cookie buckets.

Boy Dinner. 🍗 www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqEbp...

What a time to be alive!

Fool of a fucking Took!

My dog’s DNA test came back today and it turns out she’s just a baby.

That doesn’t sound like something the FIFA Peace Prize winner would do.

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

Who up forging the chains they’ll wear in the afterlife? ⛓️ 👻

Brød

Yes, The Grink was there. #Timberwolves

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026

The Keke Palmer “Santa Baby” is extremely thirsty.

Re-upping this because it was a reply to a thread I did around Thanksgiving. Stay safe out there this heating season!

2008 vibes fr.

You are the fount that makes small brooks to flow

First thing in the mornin', she gotta grab the Grink

"think i'm gonna get some pizza for lunch today" cynical bluesky reply guy: "you fool. you naive simpleton. you actually think there's gonna be another pizza?"

Prize Fighter 🏆

Great breakdown. The out of context quotes can sound like she's breaking with MAGA but I read them as minimizing his worst impulses as these minor inconveniences we should tolerate for the glory of their New MAGA Reich.

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