Mr Ed had things in hand

OK we can add "ripping out a state of the art filtration system for the reflecting pool because Obama installed it" to the list of things Trump has done out of absolute bitter jealousy of the first Black president.

A fun science thread from your local Bluesky expert on reflecting swamp algae

This grew old quickly

It’s game on in Alabama, where two military veterans are challenging Senator “Coach” Tommy Tuberville’s eligibility to run for governor because he’s not actually an Alabama resident. joycevance.substack.com/p/can-you-be...

Congratulations, @holland-tom.bsky.social!!! Totally jealous.

@moneypowerpolitics.bsky.social Great opening show, @stephruhle.bsky.social! It will be one of my regulars.

This attack on Gov. Newsom represents a dangerous escalation by Trump. The President frequently calls for the jailing of his perceived enemies, but his playbook of weaponizing the Department of Justice as a personal attack dog is another level of corruption. This must stop.

The Phantom Menace has returned....

Trump's insecurities about Mamdani will soon surpass his insecurities about Obama and while Trump already seems to be prepping an attack on/ICE invasion of NYC as a result, I genuinely think it may spectacularly backfire IN PART bc other Americans are being reminded that they too actually love NYC.

As I said in this debate, Donald Trump is a sick man, a narcissistic sociopath who is cognitively deteriorating at an accelerating rate. He'a dangerous. And we can't survive 32 more months with what we've had from him during the last 16. It's just that simple.

Dude always looks and sounds like he just got back from doing a keynote at the Insecure Douchebags of America convention.

A megapod is a stampede of Dolphins, such as this one spotted of San Diego's coasts. 🐬💙🐬💙🐬💙🐬💙🐬💙🐬💙🐬

Western media and analysis community have misunderstood the war for years. #Russia is overrated and #Ukraine is underestimated. Consistently. Will policymakers recognize that Ukraine has regained the strategic initiative? My latest piece, translated👇 @dagsavisen.bsky.social

Is there a pianist in the house? Audience member steps up to perform in La La Land in Sydney

What Rupert Murdoch's media didn't report about Talarico's girlfriend

HANNITY: Congratulations on your victory *cut to Ken Paxton* Paxton: 🥴🥴🥴

I’m always saying the same thing about my book proposal

The Stones release “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” 58 yrs ago today. “You get a great feeling of elation” when playing it, Richards once said. “A wicked glee. .. I can hear the whole band take off behind me .. Levitation is probably the closest analogy to what I feel." [Charlie Watts isolated video clip]: 🔥

I’ve got nothing against AI, but what a condescending prick

@therickwilson.bsky.social You should send Jørgen a copy of your book. #ETTD

@timmiller.bsky.social Several weeks ago you had an oil trade analyst on who said that for every day the strait was closed, it would take 1 week for oil supplies to return to normal. So by my calcs, if the strait is opened on July 1 2026, supplies would only return to normal on *November 8 2028*!

I listen to a LOT of podcasts. One of my weekly highlights is listening to @mollyjongfast.bsky.social and @therickwilson.bsky.social on #fastpolitics. Thank goodness you guys got back together. Fabulous!

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

@nicollewallace.bsky.social Love Deadline and the best people. I thought you should know. I use Downcast for my podcasts. There looks to be an issue with the format of the best people’s rss. It’s coming up with the title ‘Main Feed’. Screenshot below.

THIS CLIP TRIGGERED DONALD TRUMP’S LATEST TRUTH SOCIAL MELTDOWN!

Please tell me "I'm not a rapist. I'm not a pedophile" is going to be quoted for 50+ years the same as "I am not a crook" has been.

Washington Hilton, where Trump will soon be arriving for the White House correspondents’ dinner. End the cover-up.

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology. This is a serious escalation.

HOWLING

Senator Tim Kaine cooks Donald Trump: "Talk about the magnitude of the ineptitude of this." Kaine proceeds to read a line from Obama's deal with Iran that Donald Trump tore up: "'Under no circumstances will Iran ever seek, develop, or acquire nuclear weapons." 🔥

@jimswift.bsky.social sorry I didn't have a spot left for you. 😄

So if he posted an image of himself multiplying five loaves of bread and two fish into a feast for thousands, would he claim it was a depiction of himself as a caterer?

#ETTD remains strong in Hungary Love it! 🍿

All honor to the Hungarian people for showing the way.

yes google I meant pee-ordered

He's taking it well

This is absolutely fantastic. ht: @maddenifico.bsky.social

Astute analysis. Cc @jvl.bsky.social www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...

This @meidastouch.com

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

Conan O’Brien: “I warn you this could get political — if that makes you uncomfortable Kid Rock is hosting an alternate Oscars at a dave and busters down the street.” #Oscars

bookmark this one, it's going in the hall of fame of regrettable historical quotations

Fox News is lying for the president!

They're calling them 'Epstein's Angels'

60 years old and still relevant. Country Joe & The Fish - I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-to-Die Rag youtu.be/ft0vkKCadgk?