saw the work butch again but in line to buy something and i go "What, are you afraid to text me?" "ʸᵉˢ"

sucking dick to completion and then immediately hitting this pose

which Jojo's character has a hotdog stand?

Come on in to Magicant!

my silly uhm.....network :)

I am a mouse. No one has given me a name yet.

me on the LIE

Okay, *chortle* Follow me.

inflation guy coming of age moment: just you wait im gonna blow up. im gonna be huge.

portishead is Boning Music

ahem. i said

sock

ooooooh it's been a whole year with you!!!

girl.

if you're ever considering getting into osomatsu san, just know that the first person i knew irl who had also watched the show gave me a 15 minute spiel on how the oldest of the sextuplets is a manipulative narcissist, abusing his other brothers because he's *reads smudged writing on hand*.. lonely.

Pollyanna voice: Cause I still believe in Mackerels I swear I've caught a few / And the time will surely come when you can see my Port in view / I believe in going fishing and that's why I believe in youuu

realized i'm a bit of a 🙂‍↕️ bitch

one of the best/worst back n forths has to be A: *asks question* B: "Wouldn't you like to know"

Moo nsi dem oons ide.

having a real "this bitch eating crackers" moment

damn what's in that placebo my shit's going craaaazy rn

the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion

no more posting bro. you haven't even drawn a fat elf today

so....im supposed to..'suck' the penis even though it's called a "blow" job...interesting

ride on time - tatsuro yamashita this was all bsky would let me fit into one post without crashing

tonight's big question: SHOULD POOR PEOPLE EAT? Let's weigh in with a bunch of rich old fucks tonight at 11

im sickos guy about watching people post in my wizard server

girl penis hallelujah.......

Goo Goo Dolls Iris voice And I wrote to one Mr. Araki In a letter mailed straight to Japan "In JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken, When Part Six comes, could we be a Stand?"

@gucci-shinigami.bsky.social : "he's in a shirt and shorts!" me: "there's no seam it's a onesie" M: "it's bad art, there's a seam" me: "no he's- it's in one piece" M: "he's in fucking naruto not one piece"

ugh you're always doing this sometimes.

something about the way i phrased my search right now, "down alternative comforter queen" feels like it could be homophobic

Hey! Parking meters! And you're walking around! Ha ha ha... That's so funny. Wwwweeelcome come to Mmmmmoooonsiddeee.

Ripley's Dattebayo Or Not

they're canceling mirth and scheduling more melancholy

Do you need anything else from me?

It was fun hanging out together.

You're very young,but you brought something very precious back to the people in this town. Thank you.

hi can we play Attacking You

this the type of shit that makes you go YEEEEEEEEOWCH

guy that stabs people recreationally gets stung by a wasp for the first time

at this point it’s kind of a behavioral tic

elton john's goodbye yellow brick road voice: goodbye avenue PUUUUUUUUUUUUUB AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

In other election news Marzipan has been unanimously voted Marzipan of the Year

Just woke up from a dream where I heard the sentence "Dad sees The Wiggles in everything. We could be watching Gone Girl and he'd be like 'omg that's Jeff'"

absorbing the smaller and weaker members of my polycule

[youtuber voice, wearing a squid game outfit] YO what's going on everyone TODAY we're in THE cave of plato. that's right everyone we have TEN contestants currently chained in the cave looking at shadows on the wall. the FIRST contestant that can develop Knowledge of the Forms wins $1 MILLION dollars

i've been mumbling "girl penis hallelujah" all day to myself i hate this fucking guy god damn it