Just a brilliant thread.

Genius thread.

While this probably won't be a massive chart hit, this is just a lovely song, and a beautiful video.

Just another normal week then...

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Parents: How Are You Getting On? Please share this helpful video. #schoolholidays #sixweeksofhell youtu.be/2S9q2bR44CY

The person behind this must know me (I'd still burn on a cloudy day).

The clearest journalism yet...

Looks like I shouldn't go shopping this week...

My 7yo wanted to read Red Fish Blue Fish today, then I showed him this video, and he lost his MIND, he is now convinced this guy is the best rapper ever. (Tbf, it is really good) youtu.be/I8-EXMxufG8?...

Just as I feared. I'm living the triumph of hopelessness over expectation.

I like this idea. I'm a long way from being an expert, but it does appeal to me.

Things are looking up, it's a notification....

Brutal.

Elon Musk, drugged up anntelnaes.substack.com/p/elon-musk-...

Perhaps it is unachievable. Perhaps the gap in planning and technical abilities is too big. But I dearly hope that one day NATO is allowed to join Ukraine.

So my mum decided to try using Uber. Long story short, she downloaded the wrong app and has accidentally signed up as a driver

STAR WARS was released 47 years ago today. Hollywood’s biggest movie phenomenon, and the film that launched the career of star Harrison Ford, the behind the scenes story is as spectacular as blowing up the Death Star… 1/37

A massive, and massively impressive, thread.

I've always felt that I needed to get in touch with my aimless space rocky nature...

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

Having a horoscope channel its inner Yoda makes for quite a tough mentor.

No notes. h/t @ianbremmer.com

Looks like I need to keep my head down this week.

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

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I'm not going to suggest that this is brilliant, but... The full video is below the repost.

Proud of this little act of resistance inspired by #seattletroublemakers and made with care in Seattle by an all-volunteer cast & crew. Big thanks to @alexwinter.com for the most excellent narration! And @laceyleavittgray.bsky.social for asking me to direct! 🙏 #teslaregretsyndrome #crewtopia

This is just so scarily accurate. It's like it has been written by someone who knows me well (admittedly, they are highlighting my good points).

Virginia service worker Jennifer Piggott voted for Trump knowing others would suffer she just never thought… 🐆💀

This Day in Labor History: March 25, 1911. 146 workers at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory in New York City died when the building in which they worked caught on fire. Let's talk about the horrors of the Triangle Fire, what changed, and what remains the same 114 years later (mostly it's all the same)

I’ll never forgive a single person who voted for this evil.

A speech by the sort of Irish American that represents the best understanding of Irish emigrant history and of the need to avoid selfishly refusing others what we have benefitted from ourselves.

Paging @thetattooedprof.bsky.social and @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Hoping you aren’t the end of the video just yet.

When you read this it becomes apparent that Elon Musk is a showman, nothing more. He's not an engineer. The whole thing is an act.

📞🇺🇸 "I can end the war with one phone call to Putin", — Trump

Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor.

Honestly, President Crumbled Feta will do a better job than the guy currently in the White House.

Richard Tice came to Glasgow today to reveal Reform UK’s latest defectors. It did not go well. Got stuck when the Daily Mail’s Tom Gordon asked him for their names.

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine. (...) We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor" #3E #EndOligarchy

JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

DAILY STAR: Poodles: an apology #TomorrowsPapersToday

I don't know who did this, but they're a genius...

Read it slowly and understand it. 😳🥺 Repost 👇🏾 👇🏾

“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion” From the new Private Eye, out now.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

Annoy a Nazi youtu.be/ALH0l2CbjCk?...