Me, reading the headline: this makes no sense Me, reading the byline: oh, this makes sense

I'm not gonna be drawn into any moral righteousness in my supporting whoever England are playing because it doesn't suit me, so I'll just say Peter Shilton should have jumped higher, chimichurri is a great bit of work, and tango has always been better than fanta

I keep seeing references to American liberals hating the England football team, it's not my scene so I haven't witnessed it, is it an extension of how all Americans claim to be Irish or have they copied our thing for some other less correct reason?

What can England be expected to do against a nation so used to extreme heat?

Feel Frawley might just be zellenial Paddy Wallace but less so

Played this game in Australia to cut the air miles, could have cut down even more and just not bothered

Possibly true story: Townsville, Australia is named after New York Knick Karl-Anthony Towns

This is the most test window urc game vibes a test match has ever had I swear

The true test of if this nations championship thing has any juice is if the finalists will prepare winners t-shirts ahead of time

This guy is Bluesky's spirit animal

The thing is, what does it mean to be a kind person in secret but quite the opposite in public?

binface vs farage vs lawrence fox is like el classico for “different ways your mate’s dad could end up taking the divorce”

henderson out for the rest of the world cup from an injury sustained while not playing in a match where he still got a yellow card is a peak world club sub plot

Cover of Belgian newspaper Le Soir today. “Allô, Donald?”

Is it possible too much exposure to air conditioning and ice in drinks had a negative impact on the US performance? It’s worth exploring. #USAvBEL

I'm torn, because I've always secretly hoped for a war against Belgium but not like this. Never like this.

Fan is short for fanatic, if you're not willing to break the law to help your team win you're merely a supporter

Need to wait until the quarter finals to be sure FIFA don't disallow all of Belgium's goals

Went back to watch it and ngl that Balogun tackle was much nastier than bluesky lawyers would have you believe

Variety always makes sport more interesting so I like how the best three guys at the world cup are: - giant super powered baby - fast as fuck guy in his prime - retired guy who doesn't run anymore but is so class he doesn't need to

Norwegian Majin Buu is gonna do incredible things

as a celebration tonight mr blobby is getting a proper gunging

Guess I gotta get into brown cheese and cross country skiing

americans will be like "not a red"

I think I speak for everyone when I say love VAR

Mexico as a nation do know how to cook Rice tbf.

england. the uk. two very different countries. but they have one thing in common: being british

England got prison shamed at altitude in the rugby, and a mexican won at the tour de France, so omens from this weekend are good

NHK commentator called that 怪物のゴール, a monster goal from Haaland

Trump is watching the Fox News feed of himself watching Fox News

Did anyone really believe Donaldson was gonna make that kick?

Why is James Ryan?

Ireland are in trouble here. Unclear if we have any wingers

Argentina not seeming to understand this isn't about them anymore

Japanese TV now debating if the Cape Verde left back is left or right footed, that goal was so good

I relate to Cape Verde as I am also from a small Atlantic island nation, and I would also just be sticking the boot in at any opportunity if I had to play anyone good at football

Looool Ronaldo's career prolonged by taking him off

What kind of psychopath eats during a phonecall?

Weird wonder who their head of strategy was...

You could never set a Fallout game outside of America. The amount of guns and soda would simply not be believable.

Ngl the way I mentally process sport doesn't account for how rizless Harry Kane is

While I can say with a fairly high degree of confidence that the encircled area is fairly Japanese, how is it distinct enough to be it's own place but Korea and the Philippines aren't? Also the idea western civilization extends into the jungles of Papua but not Jamaica or Tenerife...

Every time I see one of these bullshit maps I zoom in to see how they fucked the balkans, and there we have Bosnia, Albania, Kosovo in Orthodox, but not Greece? The most famous Orthodox country. Every time istg

Bronny James bout to be the 1st NBA player to get dunked on by his father.

Can't tell you how much money I've saved simply not eating at nobu for lunch every day

When it’s time for penalties

Listening to mike and Vittorio's guide to parenting and Spotify served me a Japanese language ad for an industrial bearings manufacturer, assume a lot of Mike rice fans are their target audience