Gonna get to sleep so much earlier now YouTube shorts are full of ai slop so I don't wanna scroll anymore

he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes

What's the deal with airline food?

Rugby 360 would have worked if they'd just promised to make the ball round

Muppets lord of the rings

Pretty cunning of Australia to trick Stokes into bowling a six-over spell. Yes, five wickets. But how much wear and tear on the notoriously injury-prone England captain? Playing the long game. England reeling. #Ashes 🏏

See if you bowl slow enough the batsman can hit it, he'll be kind and hit it straight to your mates

Fucking up Steve Smith's limbs is a good strategy imo

An LBW where the batsman also falls down is great craic do more of that

Kinda weird how much England 's test batting resembles my Sunday league slogging in the late 00s

5-0 Australia by the looks of it

I love the escapism and wish-fulfillment of video games. My character can sleep and wake up refreshed and energized? Wow. Oh, to live in this fiction.

Gambling has always been bad like, but now you don't have to have the shame of actually going into a betting shop it's way too easy

Just think how bad Australia will be once Les Kiss gets the reigns

they should commission less crime imo

Top 5 players in the league are all foreigners GG

They used to wiretap your phones to collect this kind of information from you but now you pay for a Bluecheck and post it yourself

I don't really read rugby press stuff in English anymore, has there been anything about the vibes in Irish camp being rancid? Old players stale gameplan explained last week but this is even worse

Mentioned it last week but how the fuck is Ireland's lineout so bad?

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

I don't like it but the IRFU trying to milk American event junkies because there's only a finite number of Irish ones at least makes sense. Feel like most other attempts at taking rugby to America are kinda a waste of energy

The last half hour of this game has been so bad

Everything seems to be going wrong for Ireland except the scoreline, so I dunno how I'm supposed to feel at half time

NFL stadium innit so clearly players in both sides thought blocking would be ok

Shout out to the guy I just saw with blue hair and a leather jacket running for his train without taking the vape out of his mouth

Judging by the scale they'd have to honey I shrunk the kids 80,000 people before the game?

my ai wife left me and took my ai kid

Perfect season dead but 6 points from the south Africa games and no shameful hiding, can't complain

Can kinda make sense of Ulster when Henderson is fit, and Timoney, Augustus, McCloskey and Stockdale are around but I don't really understand how they're up today

What a finish in the corner

Oh how nice it is to see big Bob cruising through a gap like that

I think I've got a cold so I'm just lying in bed watching highlights of Victor Wembanyama, and... Sweet lanky jesus

I would never train a dragon. I would show it the power and integrity of my esteem and let it train itself out of fear it might not earn it.

Fucked up thing is I was just betting enormous amounts of money on NBA bench players for the craic

I think I'm too big to play soccer. Not like, I can't do it (all that running around is hard but based on my colleagues it's the same for anyone but the guy that runs marathons), but every year there's at least one guy on another team that seems me coming and shouts "Huge!"

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

Trying to work out of "slutty salary man" is a possible Halloween costume and if so how is it different from my day to day

This morning my ChatGPT quota was inexplicably exhausted. It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode somehow got activated when I went to bed. The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.

Nah lads this is too far

Ohtani is myplayer from any sports video game where you get better at the game as your character becomes better and you play for better teams, and then it's just too easy

I only use 100% American union-labor made aluminum foil in my HAT and I use NordVPN, the ULTIMATE solution in online privacy; join me using my promo code for 30% off

Think it's time for Prince Tinder to commit seppuku on his podcast now, this shit isn't happening R360: NRL players will be banned for 10 years if they join breakaway league - BBC Sport share.google/5MZSi0JUYksC...

unclear why quince is imprisoned in their garden in the first place

Gonna stop pretending I can read minds coz like, there's a girl I've been hanging out with in a group setting that I'd become fairly sure just wanted friends/someone to practice English with, and then on her birthday, on her way home from a job interview, she texts me privately asking if I'm around