Rory
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Rugby, despair, getting lost on mountainsides, occasionally all three combined. ローリーさん、静岡県に住んで
Yesterday I went to an actual shoe shop for the first time in my adult life (always bought online before coz feet too big), and they wrote on the tags how big the shoes actually are Vs the manufacturer size. Difference was like 2-3cm for all of them?
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I'm in Tokyo today so incidents of trying to help confused Americans are occurring, because machine translation is not as effective as people expect. Dude was asking for the lavatory, but his phone was writing laboratory and confusing the hell out of a department store worker.
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Either this is accurate to the source material and it's horrifying, or it's not and it's just playing playground games? So it's a no from me
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alexis simpson
2 days ago
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Dr Alex Cruikshanks
2 days ago
Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound
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I feel like a lot of stereotypes about Japan aren't real and then I go to the gym this morning and a bunch of 50s/60s women are doing some sort of bowsers castle fitness game
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Genuinely don't know what argument the people that currently make up the labour party will have once it's clear you don't have to vote for them
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7 days ago
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Ash
7 days ago
thank fuck
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Sam Freedman
7 days ago
A Green win must mean that "left behind" voters forgotten by Westminster want open borders and legalised class A drugs. That's how it works right?
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Phil Harrison
7 days ago
Probably not a by-election that needs over-analysing in the end. Since the 2024 GE, Labour has, in effect, been telling its core voters to vote for someone else. So they did.
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crass
9 days ago
Looks like the original has been swept away by the sands of time.
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kara mae
8 days ago
It’s a hybrid so it’s only partially powered by Jesus
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Made the mistake of reading a BBC rugby article, and they wrote that Baloucoune "troubled England speedster Henry Arundell with his work-rate"... I'm not convinced he's not also faster than Arundell
10 days ago
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Usually the stronger pack wins rugby games but it turns out they can lose if their team is useless in both attack and defence. Great craic
13 days ago
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On current form Stuart McCloskey could win gold in any winter Olympic discipline
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Linebreak Rugby
13 days ago
Or prime Usain Bolt apparently
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Bonus point win never in doubt
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13 days ago
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I will go as far as saying Ireland are in this game
13 days ago
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Anna
13 days ago
If I were England Rugby, I would make someone gag Matt Dawson until the end of time
#ENGvIREA
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England coaching team should resign before half time
13 days ago
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Not even shitposting, McCloskey is gonna be world player of the year
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George Ford been very generous but dangerous amount of hope I'm feeling right now
13 days ago
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Not like we were gonna win anyway
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Ben McKenna is Unwell
13 days ago
I’m sorry, I know it’s a minor point, but crack dens are traditionally indoor establishments. What the scaremongering Labour minister is describing here is a crack paddock.
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Brendel
13 days ago
Boromir: Aragorn my friend, my wounds are grave, so listen, what if…what if we just like Pippin more? Aragorn: I’m so glad you’re saying this. I am way ahead of you. Boromir: I’ll be honest I shoved that one, he assumed I had gone mad with lust for the ring but it was a long time coming
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I'm watching man in the high castle but I don't really know much about Nazis ( I get the broad strokes: really bad, snazzy dressers, German, skull measurers), and I don't really want to Google a bunch of SS roles to work out who's what
13 days ago
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Genuinely that starting Irish pack has ruined my nonce prince joy
15 days ago
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Wtf are Ireland doing with 2nd rows like?
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Tom Usher
15 days ago
Arrested on his birthday lol
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚
16 days ago
Wednesday
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Joan of Arcades 🏳️⚧️
20 days ago
one of those things that forever shifted my view of George Lucas and made me realize he didn't really know what he was doing in the later movies: the so-called "Jedi robes" are just clothes that normal people on Tatooine wear, as seen in Star Wars (1977)
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
19 days ago
This is probably ok
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I have a lukewarm but I think probably still incendiary take, but it's 1:30am so I'm gonna go to sleep instead
20 days ago
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I've run the numbers through a quantum supercomputer and it says if McCloskey wasn't playing today, Ireland would currently be losing 407-0
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Playing L'amour Toujours on the PA system just reminding the crowd of the end of uncut gems, a fate preferable to this game
20 days ago
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Are there any swords in the Aviva? Because this is a good time for seppuku
20 days ago
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The niggle in this game is alarming, coz it suggests the Ireland forwards are actually up for the fight, they're just losing badly
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🦇 Harper 🦇
21 days ago
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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Oh No He Didn't
23 days ago
Incredible streak man
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It's like they want to lose to Reform I swear?
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25 days ago
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Snowed here for the first time in 12 years yesterday and I'm not joking I failed to drive to work.
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Dr Eleanor Janega
27 days ago
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Put on some YouTube video about one hit wonders and it's just funny how many of them aren't even what I'd have thought the artists most famous songs are.
28 days ago
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Sorry the winter Olympics can't be real, ski jumpers are putting lip filler in their dicks for performance advantage?
28 days ago
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If Ireland had just attacked, defended, scrummed and kicked better, a losing bonus point could have been within reach
28 days ago
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Timoney scoring a try when the game is so far gone he can't even pretend to be happy about it sums up his whole Ireland career
28 days ago
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Everyone's been bad and nothing is going right, but one player just makes being bad look worse than everyone else.
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Only positive from that half for Ireland is they didn't do any attacking so if that's shit too or not remains unknown
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Luke O'Neil
29 days ago
He just tweeted it out …
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