Scott and Scott, talkin' U2? To me? In 2026?

Jellybean flavor idea: Handful of Jellybeans so you can get the experience at a lower calorie count.

Happy 2/23 to all my Memphis Kansas Breeze heads out there.

I wish I had known when buying a laptop last year that it would be the last computer I ever bought.

Elendil: Gil-Galad, the forces of Sauron rise in the east. Even now, the host of Mordor besiege Osgiliath. Gil-Galad: Very well, my armies shall join the cause of the free peoples. Elendil: In the name of Eru Ilúvatar, we are bound in the Last Alliance of Elves and Men. Gil-Galad: Hold on, the what?

I thought it was a little silly that Nintendo held Mario's Tennis back from the launch lineup in the Virtual Boy collection to not compete with Mario Tennis Fever, then I saw the reviews of Mario Tennis Fever.

call that KC barbecue, cuz she’s got sauce and it ends burnt

No Kings includes Draft Kings

There's no such thing as an empty tube of toothpaste, just tubes that you've given up on putting the effort into getting more toothpaste out of. Follow me on LinkedIn for more stupid and wrong posts that a dumb business guy would find insightful.

i'm so out of the loop i just heard about this game and i seriously cannot believe they made a game that is just Overwatch with horses plus Fortnite and called it HIGHGUARD. like you literally just looked up synonyms for Overwatch. it's the same number of letters!!

Has anyone ever noticed that the lyrics of popular songs sometimes rhyme with the names of foods?

Bongino and Bovino are both out? After I had to learn the difference?

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

When I learn that Jim Butcher has written a new Dresden Files book my immediate reaction is "Holy shit" which is appropriate because it is a two word phrase with equal numbers of letters in both words.

Couldn't sleep last night. Because of the horrors.

This is kind if hilarious because just Monday I drove across town to get the tires I ordered installed, except the webapp I ordered through was wrong about the tires I needed and so they didn't fit my car. And adding a hallucinating AI into the process is going to improve things how?

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

One day I'll hear his voice for the last time.

There's just something about this really good Toad that makes me feel compelled to retweet it.

Is there anything better in life than when a performer on stage mentions a thing you've heard of before?

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Oh god, he's only obsessed with Greenland because he's looking at a Mercator projection, isn't he.

A pretty significant percentage of all artistic depictions of swamps ever made must have been commissioned by Wizards of the Coast. People have always been drawing forests and mountains and plains and islands for all sorts of reasons. But swamps? WotC has to be the main patron.

I do not expect to be happy in 2026 but maybe it will bring unhappiness to the worst of us too

Georgia isn't perfect but moving sucks so bad and I will never do it again.

If we meet aliens and learned that their civilization had standardized on lefty tighty righty loosely, do you think our cultures could get along?

I grow convinced that it is not that LED headlights are brighter or that they are bluer or that they are aimed badly, but that we have abandoned the idea of a society in which we owe anything to one another, and people are driving with their brights on because they can conceive of no reason to not.

It’s 12:05 am (East coast) Christmas morning and I have a very important song with a very important message to give to y’all @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social youtu.be/x3zBOEJ-ndg?...

Someone's setting off fireworks. Probably for Christmas, but had to check and make sure it hadn't happened yet.

Pluribus is kind of a mess but it is a beautiful mess and I love it for that. It is slow and deliberate and thoughtful, but it finishes the season with maybe the ultimate possible badass line? It has jagged edges where we've come to expect things to be sanded down, and that is clearly intentional.

It sucks. I've been out of the game too long, but I guess I'm gonna have to figure out how piracy works in 2025 to watch the last season of Strange New Worlds.

Delusions that get you fired from your AI gig at Google apparently get you promoted at Anthropic.

Since everyone liked Expedition 33 so much maybe Metroid would have gone over better if Samus rhymed with Camus.

me when an ai tool offers to "help"

Another show could have covered in 5 minutes what Pluribus lingered on for its full 49 minutes this week, and that other show is worse.

For how gray my beard is getting I really should be spending more time telling young people how their Dungeons and Dragons is not as good as my Dungeons and Dragons.

Every generation has a Princess Zelda. This is simple. The royal family of Hyrule has a daughter? Name her Zelda. No daughters? They can adopt. The Legend is appeased.

I'm not saying a black woman can't date a Klingon, I just think it's really really funny that in 2025 television producers are doing the Racially Appropriate Love Interest thing for a guy wearing a foam rubber mask.

Maybe it's just me but I think President of the United States is an important job someone should be doing.

In the 80s, Japan's economy was so ascendant that it was important to teach kids that in Japanese names the family name comes first. Then came the lost decades, and America decided we could flip the order to match how we do it. As a result I now can't tell what a Japanese person's given name is.

I wanna live in a Surge ad

Hey, remember 5 months ago when the United States bombed Iran and all that happened was they learned that our super expensive bombs that were explicitly designed to take out their nuclear lab under a mountain couldn't do that?

For all of human history, the subtle glow of everything in heaven has been a quiet source of constant comfort to the departed souls of the righteous. But for everyone who died after 2023 it makes the lighting subtly wrong in a way that makes the whole of paradise look like AI slop.

YouTube showed me a video of a woman who doesn't exist singing Angel From Montgomery and I feel the "insult to life itself" thing in a way I haven't before.

Computers can be pretty ok sometimes, if a person uses them with intent.

I cosign every single word of this anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

We have made the web stack very efficient. Efficiency is the elimination of redundancy. Redundancy is what you wish you had when something has gone wrong.

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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

It would be cool if the pee pee tape had been the real one instead of this.