xtina
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positive attitude maxxing 😌 nothing is bleak 😌
10 months ago
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the hype
7 days ago
New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone
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they shoulda called it Discourser Day
8 days ago
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Sean Devlin 🍄
13 days ago
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Sean Devlin 🍄
16 days ago
it is all thanks to wu-tang clan 😌
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Apple Bottom Jings
almost 3 years ago
(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since
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usenet more like snoozenet 😴
about 2 months ago
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Luke O'Neil
3 months ago
If you strike me down I will become more struck down than anyone has ever been. My ass will essentially have been cooked. Think wisely.
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Simple Sabotage Field Manual
3 months ago
Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks.
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Chris Person
3 months ago
I feel like Michael Clayton and Miles Edgeworth would develop a lot of respect for each other if they ever worked in the same legal system. I think he’d find Phoneix Wright to be a clown though.
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BoneQuest
3 months ago
"FIVE FREE"
https://bonequest.com/9879
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seeing spots but the spots are real and they’re my friends
3 months ago
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parallel parking requires the live mas mentality
3 months ago
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caroline cash
4 months ago
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
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Iszac!
3 months ago
Ooooh look at these jingling keys! ooooohh!!
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if you start a sentence with “here’s the thing,” i’m not listening, i’ll never know what the thing is. unless it’s john carpenter’s the thing (1982), which i know and love
3 months ago
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i’m placing bets against money. this will pay off big once money is worthless 😌
3 months ago
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pillory is a beautiful name for a baby girl
3 months ago
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bottom o’ the nighttime to ya 🌈☘️
3 months ago
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pride aang ⋆⁺₊🧿
3 months ago
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octave
4 months ago
so the Woke Ginger can pop off but I get ran off of Craigslist for telling the truth as the Sexual Uncle. Ok
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they should invent a PB&J that is freshly made for me and i can eat it in bed without getting jelly everywhere 😌
4 months ago
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return to Oz? yeah we should rewatch The Monkey 😏
4 months ago
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eating while standing at the counter is unc
4 months ago
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noka 🦿🦿
4 months ago
If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain
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when i was a teen with a macbook, my lil bro would sneak up and quickly use the keyboard shortcut to open my Applications folder, then hit ⌘-A and ⌘-O
4 months ago
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i will never ever watch cheers!!!!!
4 months ago
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if miles edgeworth was in gone girl, it wouldn’t have gone down like that
4 months ago
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husband confirmed for my valentine 😌🫡
4 months ago
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i hope it’s fool’s spring soon, i love looking like an idiot for enjoying being outside
4 months ago
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showing up to a new job with brian wilson bangs because i can’t really be bothered to cut them 😌
5 months ago
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Rebane
5 months ago
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
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breathing hard or hardly breathing?
5 months ago
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they should call it egg drop gloop 🤤
5 months ago
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going zig zag mode on the sidewalk
5 months ago
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what the hell are the golden globes
6 months ago
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ah please, son of sam is my son. you can call me sam
6 months ago
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Jesse Raub
almost 2 years ago
the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste.
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Not the Guy
6 months ago
every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
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say hello to your little friend? i’d love to, he sounds great
6 months ago
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i will never “set my SSID to boingo hotspot”
6 months ago
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“you can’t pause dark souls” sounds like a lie invented by boyfriends
6 months ago
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clocking in for my first day as a senior shambler at the dark souls III castle, hope i don’t ge- AEURRRUUHRRGGHHH
6 months ago
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Emily Darling
6 months ago
I'm not the girlfriend...I'm the friend that girled up
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ceej
6 months ago
“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
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just found out that the guy from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea was just going horizontally???
7 months ago
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vibing out to the washing machine’s song 😌 totally forgetting it’s telling me to come move the laundry
7 months ago
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missed opportunity to use the word “sniff”
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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