[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

reminder: the headless horseman actually has no damn clue where he’s going

dust bowl husband: i'm home dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?

My take on the World Series? I support Shohei Ohtani’s role as global ambassador for Oi Ocha. I’m a regular Ito En drinker and I agree with Ohtani’s take: “So much is happening these days. It makes sense to take a break for green tea.”

Sometimes when I play the drums I think about how mad the Whiplash guy would be at me. He’d wanna kill me and harm me for my interpretations.

sid meier's civnet, magazine screenshot (1996) archive.org/details/CGW1...

this is dogshit lmao i just wanted to find a pic of my kirby wife

you want me to teach my child stem? that sounds like something a plant would say…

what's the opposite of clean up nice. i dirty down severely.

bro not the hour of the wolf againnn 😔

for referees, i bet it feels soo good to uphold the ruling on the field 😌

counting breaths down from 100 is the thinking man’s roguelike

if nobody got me, i know counting backwards from 100 got me

i didn’t say “i hope we have fun,” i said “i hope me have fun” 😏

That one bro who always finds a way to become coated by dangerous and unknown biofilms 🙄😂

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

positive attitude maxxing 😌 nothing is bleak 😌

Triumph and Glory by Jean Dubuffet, 1950 #artbots #guggenheim https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137612

seeing a babe and replying “reported”

chicago has a higher than average density of alt girls but also mods

sleepy games done quick

it’s always the hour of the wolf somewhere

if we’re within bluetooth range, i can already bitch at you anyway

i once was lost but now i’m foundpilled, was blindmaxxing but now i see

a candy-colored clown they call the boyfriend,

this is what every intersection on milwaukee is like

Mansplaining is short for "Man Explaining" Thought the ladies would like to know that.

how it feels raising my hand urgently until my teacher calls on me, then announcing “i forget”

this list is missing so many bangers though idk

The song of the summer is-- that's right-- Short'nin' Bread

i’m not really rockin with treble these days. getting more into middle tbh

i can’t stop saying “my haters will become my waiters at the table of my succes” it’s killing me

group chat popping off

add me to your works slack

When choosing an opening move in chess, it's hard not to go with checkmate

catch you later bro. remember that you are my sun and moon and all my stars

easy chair? to me it’s quite difficult

if it becomes pee then a drink it be, but if it is pooed then youre havin food

pokemon go to the pope

congratulations mr. girlpope 😌

new pope confirmed for gamer

frasier shut the fuck up challenge (impossible)

we need a pope who can ollie at the very least

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 19,1966

you’re most likely to get a noise complaint when a movie’s credits are 75% through and some unearned crescendo is blasting

streetpass when 😭

over easy? to me it’s quite simple