xtina
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positive attitude maxxing 😌 nothing is bleak 😌
8 months ago
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Luke O'Neil
3 days ago
If you strike me down I will become more struck down than anyone has ever been. My ass will essentially have been cooked. Think wisely.
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Simple Sabotage Field Manual
7 days ago
Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks.
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Chris Person
7 days ago
I feel like Michael Clayton and Miles Edgeworth would develop a lot of respect for each other if they ever worked in the same legal system. I think he’d find Phoneix Wright to be a clown though.
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BoneQuest
7 days ago
"FIVE FREE"
https://bonequest.com/9879
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seeing spots but the spots are real and they’re my friends
7 days ago
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parallel parking requires the live mas mentality
7 days ago
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caroline cash
about 2 months ago
Nancy 2/22/26… 🪱WOIMS🪱
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Iszac!
16 days ago
Ooooh look at these jingling keys! ooooohh!!
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if you start a sentence with “here’s the thing,” i’m not listening, i’ll never know what the thing is. unless it’s john carpenter’s the thing (1982), which i know and love
18 days ago
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i’m placing bets against money. this will pay off big once money is worthless 😌
21 days ago
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pillory is a beautiful name for a baby girl
22 days ago
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bottom o’ the nighttime to ya 🌈☘️
24 days ago
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kiki ⋆⁺₊🧿
28 days ago
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octave
28 days ago
so the Woke Ginger can pop off but I get ran off of Craigslist for telling the truth as the Sexual Uncle. Ok
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they should invent a PB&J that is freshly made for me and i can eat it in bed without getting jelly everywhere 😌
about 1 month ago
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return to Oz? yeah we should rewatch The Monkey 😏
about 1 month ago
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eating while standing at the counter is unc
about 1 month ago
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Jess
about 1 month ago
how it feels when your run out of stuff to say but want to say more stuff
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noka 🦿🦿
about 2 months ago
If you're old enough to have watched .hack//Sign you should probably be more worried about .back//Pain
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when i was a teen with a macbook, my lil bro would sneak up and quickly use the keyboard shortcut to open my Applications folder, then hit ⌘-A and ⌘-O
about 2 months ago
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i will never ever watch cheers!!!!!
about 2 months ago
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if miles edgeworth was in gone girl, it wouldn’t have gone down like that
about 2 months ago
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husband confirmed for my valentine 😌🫡
about 2 months ago
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i hope it’s fool’s spring soon, i love looking like an idiot for enjoying being outside
about 2 months ago
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apocalypse meow
2 months ago
i love to delete! i love to delete anything i can get my sticky lil fingers on!
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showing up to a new job with brian wilson bangs because i can’t really be bothered to cut them 😌
2 months ago
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Rebane
2 months ago
i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
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breathing hard or hardly breathing?
3 months ago
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they should call it egg drop gloop 🤤
3 months ago
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going zig zag mode on the sidewalk
3 months ago
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what the hell are the golden globes
3 months ago
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ah please, son of sam is my son. you can call me sam
3 months ago
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Jesse Raub
over 1 year ago
the yoga instructor tells me to engage my core. i toggle the swtich and feel my power levels rising. core engaged. plasma vents at 34%. within minutes my shoulder mounted turbo canons will be armed. namaste.
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Not the Guy
3 months ago
every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
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say hello to your little friend? i’d love to, he sounds great
4 months ago
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i will never “set my SSID to boingo hotspot”
4 months ago
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“you can’t pause dark souls” sounds like a lie invented by boyfriends
4 months ago
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clocking in for my first day as a senior shambler at the dark souls III castle, hope i don’t ge- AEURRRUUHRRGGHHH
4 months ago
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Emily Darling
4 months ago
I'm not the girlfriend...I'm the friend that girled up
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ceej
4 months ago
“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
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just found out that the guy from Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea was just going horizontally???
4 months ago
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vibing out to the washing machine’s song 😌 totally forgetting it’s telling me to come move the laundry
4 months ago
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missed opportunity to use the word “sniff”
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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me.com
4 months ago
They said im in the top 1% of listeners to women
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football announcers sound soo excited when they yell “touchdown!!!” like no matter which team scored, they’re just thrilled to see any touchdown
4 months ago
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when it’s time to go to the airport, the man with space in his suitcase is king
4 months ago
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Anthony Clark
5 months ago
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
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Ken Klippenstein
5 months ago
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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