not sure what’s so funny

i would LOVE to get hit by a Waymo

none of the other men at this bachelor party weekend have an opinion on the ending of Chainsaw Man get me outta here

grown ass man sipping mango lassi from a straw in the parking lot (me)

could Goku defeat a fear of platonic male intimacy

the Chainsaw Man ending was great. there's some kid out there reading this and feeling confused and excited and emotional, maybe even mad, and i really envy them

i find it really reductive when people say stuff like "White people sure like the Wire" but then again i am white and i love The Wire so what do i know

Youtube thumbnails from ancient times

woke ginger, based wasabi

so the Woke Ginger can pop off but I get ran off of Craigslist for telling the truth as the Sexual Uncle. Ok

there should be an app that listens in the background and catalogs all the ambient music you walk past in a day and now you say “but Curt I don’t want an app listening to me all day” and to that I say “too late brother!!!”

going from knowing nothing about Nirvanna the Band the Show to being insanely obsessed with it over the course of two weeks has been fun

i couldn’t explain what’s great about Chainsaw Man to anybody, it’s just a feeling

Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie is the closest we’ll get to a LBFA movie

I have more in common with any Iranian than with any of the ghouls who have run my country my whole life

i'm flying to LA tonight. i will be fixing the sign

porno called Angela’s Asses

you’re telling me some people are in relationships where TWO women be shopping???

they need to turn the lights down in the Little Caesar’s waiting area

Spotify Liked songs show up in chronological order so it’s always funny to go look through it and be like what the hell was i doing on this night

activating my vagus nerve like crazy tonight

im moving so im going through all my stuff, one time i got Mark Bagley to draw me Spider-Man smoking a cig

got me feeling like the lonely taquito

The secret hero of Moore's Swamp Thing run.

Starstruck #vlcplayer

just in time for ole Curt to step in at the last minute.. 83 billion and 1 dollar

anti-woke Sinners is just the Winklevoss twins refusing to eat pussy

*intense hacking the mainframe voice* Popping my pussy in 3.. 2.. 1..

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belle of the balle

started saying “Rats” when something bad happens. going Peanuts mode

Today would’ve been Mom’s birthday, so here’s a piano piece I wrote and recorded not long after she passed, named after her maiden name. All the proceeds from this will be donated to the National MS Society in her honor nick-miller.bandcamp.com/track/moneyp...

i like it in a movie preview where it builds up to the title and then there's a little funny bit after that, i'm easy to please

He's Bald for an Amazing Reason

being a bits/riffs comedian on the group trip when the props comic is killing

never noticed Ma’s trigger discipline

how did I fuck up toasting a bagel

i don’t think I’ve ever been mad. i just like sitting in a cool dark room for a little while

calling my credit report the “good boy score”

looks like a pair of jeans came to life

ser duncan the tall

We don’t talk about it much but the mom from ET really had her hands full

do you think there are any figure skaters that are secretly gay in like a Heated Rivalry type situation

just ran a 10k and feeling the “runners high” aka moral superiority

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones) WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere. SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

getting Instagram ads for a device that “unclogs your neck”