I’ll be honest I don’t know what it means in a movie review when they say somebody is a “revelation”

put the seat down at Magic the gathering prerelease in case any women are playing #iseeyou

older you get it’s funny when you meet people your age whose only interactions with people are with their employees

when they put me on the mic im dangerous…

im in my 40s and I still think the coolest thing ive seen in my entire life was when my godfather picked up this bottle off the table in a diner and drank all the juice

Fighting for my life in the bathroom right now (someone left the window open and a wandering Ronin got in).

It’s a beautiful day. The group chats are open and people are having a wonderful time!

oh now it’s illegal to be stupid. ok keep moving the goalposts

a long time coming!

there was always some crazy shit going down in ancient china

always insane to talk to a stranger about homeless people and they speak about them like it’s the weather, some natural phenomenon that blows in and out and ruins their day because they have to experience it between errands

ive got an idea for a story about a crude caveman family. watch this space..

just got out of the Backrooms… or am I still in it? #ad

when i order the triple IPA and hit em with the millennial smirk 😏

my girl Betty Gilpin was great on Widow's Bay last night, laughed out loud at the finger point

very excited to take my niece and nephew to see the Backrooms this weekend, cool uncle mode activated

people who watch movies need to have some self respect

gas station mana pills

i wasn’t sure I could become embarrassed anymore as a Star Wars guy

there should be a shaolin monk temple in every American city

they just don’t make chromium covers like they used to

at a wedding where I only know the brides dad

Only one thing matters on Star Wars day and it’s #anakinsvlog

I’m washed

*Marked safe from accidentally letting “Rooster” auto-play

I’ll be real, I don’t like biking because I don’t like the little outfits

not sure what’s so funny

i would LOVE to get hit by a Waymo

none of the other men at this bachelor party weekend have an opinion on the ending of Chainsaw Man get me outta here

grown ass man sipping mango lassi from a straw in the parking lot (me)

could Goku defeat a fear of platonic male intimacy

the Chainsaw Man ending was great. there's some kid out there reading this and feeling confused and excited and emotional, maybe even mad, and i really envy them

i find it really reductive when people say stuff like "White people sure like the Wire" but then again i am white and i love The Wire so what do i know

Youtube thumbnails from ancient times

woke ginger, based wasabi

so the Woke Ginger can pop off but I get ran off of Craigslist for telling the truth as the Sexual Uncle. Ok

there should be an app that listens in the background and catalogs all the ambient music you walk past in a day and now you say “but Curt I don’t want an app listening to me all day” and to that I say “too late brother!!!”

going from knowing nothing about Nirvanna the Band the Show to being insanely obsessed with it over the course of two weeks has been fun

i couldn’t explain what’s great about Chainsaw Man to anybody, it’s just a feeling

Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie is the closest we’ll get to a LBFA movie

I have more in common with any Iranian than with any of the ghouls who have run my country my whole life

i'm flying to LA tonight. i will be fixing the sign

porno called Angela’s Asses

you’re telling me some people are in relationships where TWO women be shopping???

they need to turn the lights down in the Little Caesar’s waiting area

Spotify Liked songs show up in chronological order so it’s always funny to go look through it and be like what the hell was i doing on this night

activating my vagus nerve like crazy tonight

im moving so im going through all my stuff, one time i got Mark Bagley to draw me Spider-Man smoking a cig

got me feeling like the lonely taquito