you know Trinity should have probably just shot the agent without warning, nobody had ever killed an agent before, they were deadly quick, but she had to get out the "Dodge this" and that's why we win, folks

somebody describing the movie Whiplash and i say "yeah I love Drumline"

this gate is ridiculous i could just swim under it

how i feel after 10 hours sleep

barry pepper barry salt

if I was the turkey they pardon every Thanksgiving I’d be committing soooo many murders right about now

maybe the hamburger helper is just dressing for the job he wants

these are my favorite posts. just 100s of comments that are like "me." "i did." "i still have a belt from here"

love my 70 year old neighbor

@mcuban.bsky.social hello mark. i am a grizzlies fan in memphis. could you do something about our owner. idk what, but you could probably do more than i could. thanks man.

please crank that soldier boy at my funeral

i remember reading Garth Ennis comics as a teen and thinking, it’s kinda crazy how he portrays every authority figure as a sex crazed, bad-kind of pervert, he’s probably exaggerating for effect. but no.

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Melania in theaters

we are the sons of the men who mark the past

grizzlies owner accused of crimes against humanity? and that’s just for hiring Tuomas Iisalo 😂 folks..

Thought this guy was dead as hell, but we got two new leaves. There’s probably a metaphor

Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.

"Living is cool." - Mike Minotti, 2026

i've been listening to random one-hit wonders and this popped up, and damned if this isn't the origin of Ringo Chen from Hitman www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rs...

somebody brought a 28 Years Later Jimmy wig to the bar and everybody looks good in it

don’t let them create a sticker out of you kissing the target Frankenstein head that looks like you

👍👍

2016

walton goggins looking in the mirror: WHOA it’s me

Broccoli Rob

girl you can't go around going "I did fix him" it'll give everyone else hope

Huge missed opportunity.

the thing that goes through my head, every day, more than anything else, is the Sanford & Son theme song

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

not so fast tanahashi-san..

need my next birthday to be like this

facebook ads got me thinking about buying “Japanese harem pants”

you ever wonder if there’s a Shawn Wallace out there

shutting down the Wicker Man because they don’t have a permit

tfw you want to have no responsibility but get paid like you're the most important person in the building

why didn’t Indians jones just shoot hitler right there

i LOVE halloween

it’s Halloween #anakinsvlog

i think all children are as special as The Rizzler in the eyes of god

"Something turns to nothing constantly. Something came from nothing only once."

One Snapple After Another

Texas BBQ stays winning! 😋

"We're going to have to learn to live with [radical right wing demagoguery with all its associated violence]" is: - An abdication of responsibility. - An abandonment of hope. - A position only available to those who feel safe enough with an ongoing catastrophe to begin the work of normalizing it

I’m addicted to liquids

got me feelin like the

“Ship… out of danger?”

every new issue of Chainsaw Man I’m like this dudes life can not get worse and then it does

E.T. But with Jar Jar Binks. Jar jar laying down like a white dogshit in the mud. Jar Jar Binks Phone Home. Jar Jar binks bundled up on a bike. The world is beautiful