Do I know somebody with one of those wild 'square' (16:18) monitors?

All these years later, I still start Wordle with ALTER and/or SONIC thanks to @matt.blwt.io

IT'S HAPPENING... maybe my favorite tech product ever is coming back! repebble.com

Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce. Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.

Apple Intelligence is making me angry in ways technology never has before. Here’s my phone suggesting I reply to my wife talking about an extremely difficult situation by saying “that sounds frustrating.” Just the most basic-ass ham-fisted AI slop, shoehorned into the most intimate conversations

a cool feature of Apple Intelligence is that it makes every single joyous or emotional thing in your life feel like a status report at a daily standup meeting

I worked for a few years as a legal videographer; the degree of contemptuous zero-effort deceit demonstrated by every health insurance representative was breathtaking. I had one person answer "I don't recall" in response to whether he had a Masters degree, what it was about, and from what college.

This isn't clickbait nonsense; it's good, solid journalism that was a whole lot of work to prove a story that should outrage everybody.

if they ever catch the UHC CEO shooter guy and bring him to trial, it's going to stall out at the part where they have to find 12 people who haven't been screwed by health insurance for the jury

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

my favorite Tech Tip is to let all the black friday emails pile up today, and then use gmail's "promotions" tab to select-all and unsubscribe. it's the best day of the year to catch 'em all

back in my day, we had to cheat on our physics tests by listening to this song from tony hawk pro skater that has a great "powers of ten" description of the scale of the universe youtu.be/S0POFnH096U?...

You used to call me on my self-own

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

I resisted it for so long but now I’m 3D Print Little Baubles Guy

Trump has just now named A Jaguar as his pick for head of the Department of Not Letting Jaguars Eat People's Faces

by the way, i would have reposted the "repost if trans people are welcome and safe with you" meme twice, if i could have

We are literally doing that!!! Please answer your phone!

Please give me ideas for how to torment the person that stole my AirPods.

it's so weird how one side is always trying to suppress the vote and the other is always trying to expand it, I wonder if it means anything! oh well I guess we'll never figure it out.

Bambu Lab is having a Black Friday sale (???). I think my P1S is my favorite tech purchase of the past decade. It’s kind of amazing how much they dominate the market now, and it’s completely justified. bambulab.com/en-us

it is a profound journalistic failure that the public doesn't fully comprehend this man operates at a third-grade reading level and has absolutely no fucking idea what he's talking about on any subject beyond sexual assault and lazy real estate fraud

Everyone here: "Man, the Pictionary NES title theme goes SO HARD." me, an absolute dumbass: "What?! Oh, c'mon, you must be joking." me, after listening to it and realizing how horrifically wrong I was: "THE LEGENDS ARE TRUE, DON'T EVER DOUBT THEM" www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwh...

Here, I made you some eclipse phone wallpapers featuring the ominous Texas clouds: www.icloud.com/sharedalbum/...

I made a playlist for the eclipse: open.spotify.com/playlist/5T4...

happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all those who celebrate

Checking the news

Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber.

the center console of a car should have one aux input and a separate usb port for charging (NOT for any kind of data exchange, these have never worked for longer than six months) and that's it. and a clock

elon musk has been paralyzed from the waist down trying to solve a rubiks cube

my chance to bless the skyline has finally come (same computer, still works!)

my body is similar to that of a bokoblin, in that when I die I will be reduced to some loose teeth and my useless dick, both of which can be used to create Elixirs

I can't wait to give these people my bank account information and routing number

the only thing i've been posting on threads is pics of toxic mushrooms i find in the forest and comments that imply im eating them

lol. everyone knows elon musk is gonna wuss out unless the chancery court of delaware forces him to fight mark zuckerberg

Either Foreca’s “feels like” temp is a bit aggressive, or I’m taking a lake vacation in hell 😬😬😬