Regional metal bands stop doing diy tours / metal bands that could be touring are only playing local shows or not at all

Pleasant temperature outside. Sun is shining. Today would be a good day to rise up in solidarity and overthrow the billionaires.

For those of us who want to get our fashion advice from the same place they get their genocide whitewashing:

hot girls do their taxes at 10pm on April 15

The rats crave data!!

@realfollowers.bsky.social give me the blocks pls

in full compliance with 25 percent of the order lmao

Lord of Caves

Why do we even bother with endnotes--this is my personal pet peeve as a historian, I need to read the spicy, sassy, whiny footnotes immediately

worried among other things about super el niño & this very hot week of April upon us but spring still demands its blessings be seen: along the Monocacy yesterday, bluebells everywhere + merganser, zebra swallowtails out w/the pawpaw flowers, my 1st daylight encounter w/ a barred owl, friendly spirit

I always suspected this about Jeff VanderMeer

happy nba scrubs-getting-minutes-day to all who celebrate

Rock sorter

They are ushering me out of the craft store with the promise of fresh oats

Spent the afternoon talking about the saddest shit I could think of with a smile on my face then cried when I saw an old man spill his Arby’s soda 🤗

I saw Emo Philips last night and he told a joke that’ll be my new mantra: “You don’t have to be the first best or the second best or the 100th best. You just have to be as good as if you didn’t exist”

What a fun day to remember you have to do your taxes.

Hello y'all. I created a gfm for my neighbor, Ben. He's 63, homeless and trying to bury his brother and escape predatory lenders. Please only donate if you're able, and feel free to share. Thank you! gofund.me/6f353f636

The cool thing is everyone who bought the Velvet Underground’s second album went on to start 2 bands, customers of their 3rd LP started 4 bands, every owner of Loaded each started 8 unique music groups, and people who bought Live At Max’s Kansas City each founded 16 different musical ensambles.

only for the brave

Shrimp poisoned again 🏆

Soooooo we can’t go to Gorilla Biscuits / Circle Jerks at Baltimore Soundstage tonight - anybody want to tickets? No charge, just want SOMEBODY to be able to enjoy them….

I mean, these people want to be lied to. They want to believe in the fantasy of unending capitalist expansion and accumulation.

bangers top to bottom here shipmates folkways.si.edu/louis-killen...

It's funny that there's a whole media ecosystem telling guys that the most masculine thing they can do is be terrified of cities and constantly express child-like fear of big place loud noises many people. "Big place? Loud noises? Many people? Don't be scared, our tactical dude wipes will help"

You see people keeping tapes in clear norelco cases with no j-card. You can look at the tape in there. It looks fine. No big deal, right? Well what happen when a bird crashes into it? Birds don’t know anything about norelco cases. That just looks like air to them. Maybe think about that a little bit

quad city emoviolence bands

today's fist song of the day is "button up" by the bloods www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSA8...

Discarded cigarette butts official ranking

Fear of worm, fear of prion

Don't be a snitch, if you see a wavy-lined emerald moth caterpillar lurking in the liatris, no you didn't

great day to remember that there are millions of unknown organizers, names never in the press or on buildings or traveling as charismatic aura, who are constantly connecting, resourcing, dignifying, problem-solving humanity and that they are the true fabric of our world, my world, this world

D&d 5e 2024 how to interrogate captive wizards without committing war crimes

when it's my time i'll either disappear into the woods, the ocean, or the deli

My backpack is laden with jellies and fermenteds.

Did anyone else lay eggs under the sassafras tree last night

feels this week especially like I'm only coming on here to experience the onslaught of badness so here is something heartening, my balcony anise hyssop plant waking up beautifully this month, converting overwintered leaves from purple to green and doubling their numbers

So subset of boycott supporters took it upon themselves to declare the Target boycott over but the people who actually started the movement have spoken out today no one talked to them and the boycott lives. 🧵

Butterfly facts

How can moths navigate for THOUSANDS of kilometres in the dark? Read more in this research article and related Insight article about moths called fall armyworms in @elife.bsky.social: elifesciences.org/reviewed-pre... elifesciences.org/articles/110... Image credit: David Hobern CC BY 2.0

All the wrong people have imposter syndrome.

all my friends are riding their bikes in this light rain while I'm driving like a complete COWARD

Anybody else please (this is how bates got the gig in the first place)

I set myself a reminder that pops up once a week: Recite Grievances

i just watched some bill simmons opinion doc on yacht rock. and my big take on it is that it's the sleezy child of exotica. they took martin denny's or roger roger's fantasy of a remote island; there to be colonized, and dumped a fat hunk of clotted american cheese on it

Going over to feed the angriest cat i know, I'm going to hold her like a baby and spoon feed her, calling the hospital in advance

If it’s wintertime and you’re any of the following: - bored - tired - feeling a little blue - need 15 minutes alone with your thoughts - overstimulated and want to wind down - [redacted] because [redacted] night shower will cure what ails ya

I'm sorry have we not seen The Thing (1982)???

They're gonna start giving these things guns