So when is Kevin Plank entering punitive manual labor to pay back everything he’s leeched from Baltimore?

The only NBA Cups I recognize

The square tapered faucet seat wrench is a bullshit tool for a bullshit job. A $20 tool that could have been one of a million different normal-ass socket bits. I would like to find its inventor so i can visit them and explain my passions.

in case anyone wants some of the good kind of ice

in the city housing+community development dept's monthly meeting about their vacant buildings+lots reinvestment initiative where theyre talking about a 5 year action plan to "deconstitute poverty and deconstitute wealth", hell yeah -- not enough citizens know we're in a transformative land use era

the sense of accomplishment you feel when you complete a new playlist mix for someone is some of the purest and most forgettable there is 🌠

Last night's results unambiguously prove that the best team in the NBA is one where Wemby backs up the Korn Dawg

bitching that nobody cares how long you toiled on a piece of shit everyone hates is the artist experience, ill give them that

He drapes so hard

My thoughts on Partiful being a Palantir spinoff are that if I can't get yr email to make a normal-ass invite thread, then maybe we're not really good friends.

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

El día que esta banda de hijos de la gran puta desaparezca de la faz de la tierra habrá que celebrarlo con cava.

Previously, these belief systems tended to collapse under their own weight. Contradictions and memory gaps made them hard to sustain. Now the AI removes that friction, it produces timelines, summaries, and "forensic" explanations on demand.

I remind myself that their demolition has been anything but surgical. They have ripped out a lot of the Jenga blocks that upheld the old order. This is a moment of profound danger but also unprecedented opportunity, depending on how we rebuild after things break.

Introduce yrself with five animals you have seen in the wild Northern harrier Barred owl Snowberry clearwing moth Mink Silvery checkerspot

Shoutout to food. Yall ever had food? stuff is spectacular.

AFB businesses pledge to: 🍉Avoid doing business with companies complicit in Israel’s human rights violations 🍉Follow @boycott.divestment.sanctions BDS & PACBI guidelines 🍉Divest from and avoid investments in complicit companies

The Midday with Tom Hall theme borrows from "Summer Breeze" by Seals & Crofts, PBS News Hour borrows from "I Stay Away" by Alice in Chains

Just noting that i planted woody shrubs under all of my trees and haven't done a shred of raking this year

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Baltimore, I can't take credit for this, but this is a good acronym for the information you want to add if you want reports of ICE agents to be actionable or usable instead of unintentionally spreading panic: Size Activity Location Uniforms Time Equipment

The sky keeps getting closer why is that

Ibs is actually a symptom of heartbreak

An illegal street racer pulled up to me in Malta & threw This House of Grief at me, shouting, "Read it, you English dolt!" Then screeched off. This is a terrible way to get me to read anything but I picked it up from where it had ricocheted off a now dead pigeon and devoured it in 2 days. Brilliant.

i want to see the democratic party dissolve in my lifetime [finger on monkey’s paw curls]

If Spotify or Pandora were terrestrial broadcasters, Discovery Mode and stream-share thresholds would almost certainly trigger the FCC’s payola-disclosure requirements musictechpolicy.com/2025/11/07/t...

Baltimore, you must go outside and look at the trees right now

finance guys on twitter are like "can't believe zohran hired lina khan. she wants to make it illegal to bundle memecoin futures into junk stocks and sell them to public worker pension plans. the public won't stand for it."

"airplanes happened" is a really perfect + gripping first line of a shoegaze song about 9/11, sorry but sometimes ai slop is just right

IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.

Nothing brings me joy like wearing a truly stupid costume

When you see Prince Andrew's post on here (I'm blocked) asking for mutual aid, REMEMBER: not only is he a close associate of Jeffrey Epstein, but he kept the $300 he raised and said he was giving to Food Not Bombs to make spaghetti squash. He is a phony comrade and a wrecker

Walking, crying

Please help out the Corsi-Rosenthal Foundation, it's already done so much good in the world!!

Couple of wild visitor filled days this week! Yesterday @phipps.pt stopped by still sparkling from their show at the Red Room the night before. Phipps Pt. is Lovage Sharrock and Jon Leidecker AKA Wobbly from Negativland. Their new album, “Songs We No Longer Sing” is in.

if my gut bacteria tell my brain what to do, i don't see anything wrong with that. there's more of them and they should get a vote

gmail's cooking

in the dark times will there also be stingrays? yes there will be stingrays about the dark times

Frolicksome coalition

Art of the day Grim Park — Shimhodo–Vegabond (korean traditional paint, hanging scroll, on silk, 2019)

I hope all you people who changed your profile name to "president of antifa" are feeling pretty silly right now

Surely not the only one to make the Michael Gira -> Dennis Rodman move. It just makes sense.

Why would anyone ever clean their car haha

WGN reports that US Border Patrol has taken over security at Broadview. That would explain why the attacking agents seemed more organized last night.

3000 people just sent this to their partners with the text "you're Kermit"