No matter what kind of a pathetic schlub loser you are, at least you're not this guy www.nytimes.com/2026/07/12/u...

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) announced, "I just spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes. We had a lengthy & substantive conversation, discussing which of us debased ourselves more while enabling the most corrupt president in US history. I insisted it was me, but Mitch made some good points"

Keith’s Breaking News: Rick Wilson wrote a book “ Everything Trump Touches Dies “. After Trump used force with the FIFA President to reinstate The Red Card Player for the US A team We Lost by a humiliating 4 to 1 defeat. So did The Hopes for our Team to win. Our journey Died with Trump. 😡😡🇺🇸😎

The phrase “Trump Curse” quickly trended online after the United States’ resounding World Cup loss against Belgium.

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By using plain language to say things that are obviously true, Jon Ossoff has revolutionized Democratic politics.

The Bear bringing in Tom Skilling and the reaction being totally aw and shock saying "I love him" is the most Chicago thing that has ever been in this show.

Remember: They’re targeting “the worst of the worst” apnews.com/article/nun-...

A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" $1 trillion in tax cuts for the richest 1%... "That's just how it is."

Worst. Quarter-millennial. Birthday. Ever.

Happy 100th birthday, Mel Brooks! 🎂

I guess the only shocking aspect is the brazenness. And even that is becoming commonplace. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/23/u...

Hey, @olbermann.bsky.social You've had your rest. Time to get in the pool. The water's....green Seriously, I hope you'll be back soon. You are missed.

On Lincoln Ave. in Chicago, the Wild Goose has a raucous crowd watching the USA-Australia WC game. At the German bar down the street a small group of patrons sip beer while watching Bob Ross.

This reads like a Yelp review of a war crime.

This is incredible. Not in a good way. NOTE: No Presidents are among the “heroes”, I assume this is because Trump would’ve been pilloried for putting himself on the list. Since he’s the greatest President, apparently there will be NO Presidents on the list www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Trump’s $14m painting of the reflecting pool scandal has everything: Disregard for history Corruption Incompetence Bad Taste Happy 250th, America! 😃

Spot. On.

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

"See... Now he's scared! So keep hammering away at him... Keep socking until he just naturally falls apart!"

Holy shit. The government is conceding it willl pay some amount of fees to the Broadview Six. They are DESPERATE to stop further inquiry into the case. Never heard of such a thing.

Hopefully people will go and get : " Separation of Church & Hate" Book by John Fugelsang instead A New Times BestSeller

Theodore Roosevelt: And the president is going to fight in the arena, you say? Buchanan: No, he is going to watch while other men fight, and talk critically about them. Roosevelt: (Tosses down his hat and stamps on it.) That is the worst thing he could do! www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

The more you know about the past presidents, the funnier you will find this Alexandra Petri column www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Obama Appreciation Day June 14, 2026

Steve Stone is so cool and collected, I was never sure how excited he got in big moments. Now I know chicago.suntimes.com/sports-media...

#Knicks fans, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you, so…

I hope at some point in game 3, while Trump is in attendance, the score is 86 - 47! #Knicks!

Trump’s unhinged 'Meet the Press' meltdown has inspired a fresh wave of concerns over the near-octogenarian’s mental faculties.

In this video, I say the obvious about Trump’s proposal to increase the military budget by nearly 50%: it’s a bribe to officers and soldiers so that they will side with him when he tries to overthrow the Constitution and stay in power indefinitely. snyder.substack.com/p/trumps-mil...

Reminder that in August of last year Trump fired the person tasked with releasing jobs reports because the report was bad, and replaced her with a stooge. Now the stooge releases job reports that are "surprisingly great!" and they're just reported as fact with no context.

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

Anybody want a strikeout machine who's a clubhouse cancer? www.nytimes.com/athletic/733...

There was never going to be “mutual respect” between Bari Weiss and the people who made 60 Minutes the greatest news show for the last half century. And there never will be. wapo.st/43eArRR

Now that Todd Blanche has confirmed Trump will still enjoy immunity from IRS audits, Dems must find every way they can to force Rs to vote on this. Rep Jamie Raskin tells me Dems will push the issue in coming days. Let's turn this into a political fiasco for GOP: newrepublic.com/article/2112...

"When Trump was elected to a second term in 2024, his coalition genuinely thought his return to office meant it was their turn to be the nation’s cool kids. That expectation is turning out to be false. www.salon.com/2026/06/03/m...

Trump had a total meltdown after losing his name on the Kennedy Center and the Freedom 250 artists quitting. It's not just about his ego. He mirrors the frustration MAGA feels about being so deeply uncool. Their attempt to conquer the arts backfired. www.salon.com/2026/06/03/m...

Why would anyone interested in journalism watch 60 Minutes? www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/b...

R.I.P., Silver Jet www.chicagotribune.com/2026/05/30/c...

I lost my job, I can't sleep due to the floodlights from the data center next door, and my tax dollars are being given to men who ransacked the Capitol on January 6th. But at least I can watch Vanilla Ice perform on the National Mall.

Under the law, only people who are deceased can be pictured on our money. Let’s compromise. We offer him the $3 bill. Then he has to do the other part.

Gonna use this opportunity to share the documentary about E. Jean Carroll. Trailer here: youtu.be/SgyI8GStcao?...

Dude, your boss is currently trying to steal $1,776,000,000 from the Treasury. And that’s just *one* of his scams. You people have ZERO self-awareness.

More truthful rhetoric like this, please

RIP Grizz www.nytimes.com/2026/05/23/a...