oh no

not enough deep concern to vote against trump's nominee for NSA, though

so we're going to get all-beef hot dog flavored vapes before healthcare, aren't we

surge pricing makes sense until you realize that the public transportation you already pay for in taxes and fares can't get you home $100 cab rides when the subway melts down is a perfect encapsulation of all the "advancement" the free market has given us

how is "mayor chooses his words carefully" a NYT story but "president chooses his words like a haunted magic 8 ball on meth" not

everything is fake

BREAKING: Nvidia, #$NVDA, is planning to launch an open-source AI agent platform called NemoClaw, allowing enterprises to deploy AI agents for their workforces, per WIRED.

this is spiritually therapeutic

We are entering disgusting, cold, and unpredictable spring in NYC. The morning birds have been great though

I'm getting f*rry f*tish content in my feed all of a sudden and I'm going to get the bottom of who I followed to cause this. I think this is what happens if you follow more than one person who knows how to program in Rust

my version of "boy kibble" is rice & beans with sophie's green sauce

If you like pretending like you were born yesterday, you work at the NY Times. If you like pretending like everyone else was born yesterday, you work at The Atlantic.

Mom, come pick me up, the best lack all conviction and the worst are full of passionate intensity.

sigh theonion.com/it-only-tues...

they should invent a fourth leche

headphones: on music: on editor: open news: off

​Greetings from the Northwestern University Transportation Library, where Rachel just showed me the original!

sanewashing is reaching new lows

Are there no laws against one guy owning all the media in the US, or do the laws just not matter?

The most fucked up thing about Kansas going after trans people is that 0% of the people who voted us into this situation will be satisfied. No amount of cruelty will ever be enough for them. There is no end to this, and each step will make these miserable fucking people no happier than the last

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

I want to try whatever drug cocktail they gave him

the 12 or so hours at the start of a major snowstorm were the most magical time to be in new york city, in part because traffic almost vanished. truly shocking how quiet the city felt.

The Master and Margaritaville

I'm going to do it I'm going to fucking do it Someone has to do it It's time to do it. I'm going to use my Dutch oven as a slow cooker

I just called my cat a "hoser" when he was being silly. I'm not Canadian. I have absolutely no idea where that impulse came from

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

I think this is beautiful and perfect.

The old world is dying and the new one also fucking sucks

Might fuck around a little and get a pasta roller

I hate our nazi pedophile gambling slop future

> butterfly in the sky heck yeah, nature is beautiful! > i can fly twice as high oh damn we're doing a diss track

The US President being less accountable than the ROYAL FAMILY is nothing less than the abject failure of the American experiment. Even people with completely whitewashed views of history should be able to see this

They will strike a bipartisan deal to maybe talk about it in the future at some point, long after voter rolls are purged.

My post about how I'm going to keep platforming and funding Nazi hate speech is raising a lot of questions that should be answered by my post that says "we don't like Nazis"

if I had kids I would tell them this was Snowcrash

Reading about fresh bomb threats in Springfield. Shit sucks man

breaking a fast with Mountain Dew Baja Blast

I'm going to need everyone on this train to stop streaming the Superbowl so I can watch the conclusion of Stargate Universe, a show that ended in 2011

I'm not really paying attention but it sounds like bad bunny is probably the winner of the Superbowl this year

Pulled into Savannah as the sun rose. Amtrak roomettes are incredible

About to board an overnight Amtrak train. Donuts have been eaten. Coffee is in hand. Laptop is charged. The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace

Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

I hate this shit so much It's been an entire decade of this

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

politely putting on my body camera before I tear gas some kids

Xbox Live did more to hold people mentioned in the Epstein Fiiles accountable than Merrick Garland and the Biden administration.

I don't think I say this enough but AI "art" is an insult to life itself

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly