Wow! We think it might be a best finish in team history, but Pokie and the Wolfman as the VARC Enduro Team cracked a P4 after a long race of attrition, great wet/dry tire strategy, and hot, nasty, badass speed. Now let's go to the real one!

I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket

I didn't think I'd end this @varcracing.com season with ovals and stock cars being some of my favorites to drive, but here we are.

Down in old Texas with @varcracing.com for a 4th place finish. Didn't have great pace, but kept saving tires and ended strong.

Great times with @varcracing.com at Watkins Glen tonight. Started back of field and made my way to 10th with some close racing where I DIDN'T wreck looking in my mirrors.

Chased by the sun in the @varcracing.com enduro machine during the Sebring 12 Hour. Team placed an excellent 7th place with some superb driving by @ewilderm.bsky.social and THE CLOSER @kpokrefky.bsky.social.

Do you think Sisyphus also enjoyed cracking open a cold one after a long, satisfying day?

It's yard work season, meaning it's time to gaslight myself like Sisyphus into enjoying physical labor and taking pride in the results of my efforts even if they are futile.

Finished 10th in @varcracing.com at Michigan. Didn't start with pace, didn't really end with pace, but slowly figured out a tricky track and had some fun with a good last stint.

Joined a new fantasy baseball league, SLARF, for my first draft in NFBC. I had a ton of fun and hopefully did okay. I'm probably lacking in steals, and all I have for 1B is hope and a prayer.

I'm sad I don't care about hockey because of how much fun everyone is having and maybe I need to start?

I think a lot of those guys aren’t nazis — I think they just believe all the same stuff and have the same goals and act the same way and do the same salutes. But I could see how you could make that mistake.

Third place in @varcracing.com at Daytona, one of my most fun races after coming back from a lap down. Second time running the new Stag paint for the ARCA car courtesy of @burk.racing.

Ah, the real Super Bowl is tonight.

Hey, at least we get to be the first generation to shit post the end of an empire.

Going to the dump is so cathartic. You just huck your shit on the pile and then it’s society’s problem. Just like posting

It is unconscionable that January 31st is not a national holiday.

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

I log into LinkedIn instead of paying for therapy.

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

Resisted a very strong urge to spend $6 at the work vending machines and instead bought a $1.50 baseball card on eBay. That's $4.50 in savings just by being a big nerd.

Fleeing from all Facebook/Meta products like a rat that didn't realize the ship was sinking 5 years ago.

Changing my political stance to: this country hasn't been the same since Hot Pockets stopped including a microwave sleeve.

I've discovered how cheap baseball cards on Ebay can be for specific players I like and how not cheap it is when you buy 10 of them. A $2 Jordan Wicks auto will likely never be worth more than it is now, but god it will be fun to have around.

The delicious irony of Yankees fans being mad that a player signed "just for the money" like that wasn't their MO for decades. There are two teams in New York, a smaller-budget team just trying to make the most out of their resources, and then there's the New York Mets.

What should define me as a person is my @fangraphs.com wrapped.

My wife will look at my skeets every few days and like the ones that went unnoticed but she found funny, and that kind of love should have made it into the vows.

a tiktok ban is a huge win for us, the uggos who prefer text based communication

Running around the hobby shop like Ecstacy of Gold is playing in the background.

We respectfully only refer to Scrub Daddy by his last name in this house.

Watching The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and loving it without the need for a subscription helps prove there is so much free media out there you can never have a monthly fee again and still be entertained.

Why miss baseball over the winter when you can stay up late to watch guys in Australia hit absolute jacks every weekend FOR FREE???

Preventing e-waste is easy. You can daisy-chain a dozen charging cables that come with every cheap electronic to charge your phone.

Free Youtube game daily.

Yes, I love salt and vinegar chips. Yes, my tongue looks like the cratered and bloodied ground of no man's land between front lines during WWI.

My body is a machine that converts artificial sugars into productivity and heart disease.

The only baseball team you people should be supporting.

The Padres cleanup reliever is a sidearmer who throws 87 MPH fastballs? I'm in love with this team.

There are Mets fans out there right now building up the courage to ask their wives to wear a Mrs Met costume to the bedroom and honestly I'm rooting for them.

How do I explain to my boss that whether or not I have a good mental and productive day at work entirely depends on if a freight train is taking the bridge I drive under into downtown for my daily commute.

So far, baseball playoffs are resolutely proving that good vibes beat everything.

"I hope my wife and family never find my shit posts" yeah buddy, I also don't want my loved ones to know I was never funny.

I SUMMON THEE buffalo chicken bite from the eternally twisting dimensions of the roller grill.

I ain't calling you daddy unless it's in Spanish on your jersey.

Baseball Gods are hearing me plead for the Padres to win the World Series every night. They might not be taking my advice, but I'm asking loud enough that they hear me.

Nutcracker dolls are creepy little fucks and not enough of us are saying it.

I'm easy to shop for. Get me one of those roller machines gas stations use to make hotdogs and other tube meats.

I place a bag of cheese ritz and a bag of peanut butter ritz on the gas station counter. "His & hers?" asks the clerk. I shake my head. "Hers & hers"