the poor stay poor and the rich get rich nothing ever changes man, ain't that a bitch @varcracing.com Music Race IX, queued up for Tuesday night at The Bullring.

Tomorrow's the @varcracing.com music race, and guess what? It's not another Metallica scheme. Get VARCanized.

I just watched an all-timer from Jo Adell tonight. Single-handedly snagging three home runs back in one game is some shit I have never seen before. Torii Hunter level game

Ahh yes, some of that good Swede Speed

This shit is a generational album and I will not be providing any more notes, just go buy it

8:30pm Sunday night start for IndyCar at Gateway. Jesus fucking Christ...

Karma is real, and it never forgets

Day 3 of "Did I Give Myself a Concussion?"

‪ ▀▄▀▄▀▄ RACE DAY!! ▄▀▄▀▄▀ The points chase is tight and it's going to be hot, Hot, HOT tonight for the second Four Crown round of the season at Kansas. The National Series hits its halfway point tonight with the John Brown Memorial #RunTheRoval 201 presented by @formulaholden.com!

I think late night baseball has immediately fixed my disposition.

good morning folks, here’s a Northstar for all of us www.mecum.com/lots/1166673...

MALUKAS STOCK IS CRASHING!! SELL!! SELL!!!!!!

A week 1 W is a W indeed.

I am happy to announce that it is a home opening St. Louis BattleHawks game day.

Some would say, you can't open your first beer of the day at 11:30pm. These are government plants and they should not be trusted.

If you bring Delta-9 beer to my house I'm throwing you out like one of those DJ Jazzy Jeff scenes

Was not fed enough children in the outfield

like its literally fine #capydraws

Got my ass worked over in trivia tonight by two pop music rounds tonight catered to upper Gen Xers and boomers and I'm not bothered that it was not catered specifically to my age group, it's that I didn't clean up on the easy shit and country music. That's embarrassing.

Don my chainmail in front of a stadium full of moms in their 50s and 60s to say Rod Stewart was better with Faces than he ever was solo

Rob Manfred should be drawn and quartered for having one single ball game on TV for Opening Day and it also being the fucking Stinkees.

it’s good for A.I. apps to go away so they do not continue to create imagination drivers such as “Anthony Alfredo”

National Series VI - @varcracing.com - Iowa This was probably the first time I took a short track car a full stint without bleeding everything by the end of the run. A restart checkup and this very frustrating @iracing.com damage model on the new ARCA ended the night early. S: P10 F: P26 (DNF)

This would all be over if they just put a girl on.

that's probably fine

8 WRs and 1 TE on the final BattleHawks 50-man. I hope they got an arm that can support that...

Maybe today will be okay

You're probably wondering, how does tonight's event work?? Well...

▀▄▀▄▀▄ RACE DAY!! ▄▀▄▀▄▀ After a two-week hiatus, the National Series returns TONIGHT!! for the Topsy Turvy Teammate Betrayal Challenge Doubleheader at Mexico City! Back-to-back 60-lap features await our drivers as they work together tonight just to betray each other later this season at Bristol!

I hope the creative director at Fox okaying all the AI slop for the IndyCar and NASCAR marketing falls down the steps and doesn't wake up.

I deserve to be flogged for willingly watching this garbage.

The only good thing about this race has been Penske on Penske violence, but that could happen anywhere, so we're still at a very large net negative.

Art by Don Maitz

The International House of Balks 2026 fantasy baseball draft has started. May all of my competitors go to hell.

Excited to see the mental hoops people will jump thru to call this Arlington track good.

Every man should have the urge to run a Funny Car at least once in their life.

It's a miracle in the highest form that I've somehow avoided squishy socks this past week.

How many extremely rude letters and emails do you think I gotta send before they ban me from IndyCar events?

It's incredible I would have ever let myself put trust in a Penske driver to not get me fucked in fantasy points

The Pepsi logo in North Carolina is weird

Unfortunately I have been fighting some sort of water borne illness all day it seems, have vomited a few times and laid on a bench and missed Cup practice and qualifying but I'm much better now and don't feel like the grim face of death.

It seemed like much of the grandstand cheered when Palou went into the wall there. That's wild.

ARCA started 40 cars today and I saw it with mine own two eyes.

Today's closed, we can't top this punchline.

@varcracing.com - National Series VII - Phoenix (4C) Another very, very good Racing Team LLC setup thrown out the window. Maybe not all three of us, but Kyle for sure had long run pace of the century. Got hit three times but it was the last lap one that killed the Four Crown early. S: P9 F: P20