deeply unserious people

begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

it'll get worse before it gets worse!

you sure about that lil buddy?

Vance: "I'm a big boy"

When we agreed to let Walters use our studio for his interview with FOX national, we made clear we were going to talk to him afterward. Instead he avoided my questions. (Video coming) In the meantime, his new position is posted online.

walters has terrorized LGBTQ+ students during his tenure. wherever he ends up, i hope it’s far away from children.

i love how hard trace gallagher is trying to make it seem like he cares about ryan walters' new job even a little bit

wake me up (wake me up inside)

looking good brotha 👍

Lots of anti-vax figures in the MAHA space are not happy with Trump blaming autism on Tylenol. Former doctor Peter McCullough shared this incredibly cursed AI infographic to clear up any confusion:

i'm about to become so annoying about liquid drum and bass and make it my entire personality

Bannon: “There can be no half measures here. If you want a half measure, get away from me”

Republicans: "transgenderism must be eradicated." Trans people: "they're trying to eradicate us." Republicans: "Saying we want to eradicate you is violent extremism."

absolutely repugnant, gutfeld completely dismisses the assassination of melissa hortman, calls it a "bull shit" example of political violence

Trump says he'd designate antifa as a terrorist organization and bring RICO charges against orgs funding anti-ICE protests

fox is already back to their pointless biden/kamala coverage

yeesh so much disinfo out there about the gunman "Notices bulges, OWO whats this?" - Meme about furries/roleplaying; not political "hey fascist! Catch! Up, right, down x3" - From Helldivers 2, satirical game, you nuke 'fascist' aliens even though you're a fascist yourself; the code launches a bomb

is that really what we're gonna focus on tammy

if i get drafted bc trump and maduro are having a diva off i'm going to launch myself into space

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

they're calling it the most important news story in the world

i don't know what you do when people refuse to believe "women must submit to men" is the republican party line and intended policy outcome when prominent republicans are out there shouting "submit to your husband!" at one of the most famous women in the world on camera

idk how many swifties are on here but the usual suspects are already being incredibly weird about the news

Charlie Kirk suggests tactics for Trump's federal takeover of Chicago: "Flood the zone with US Marshals. An emergency backstop, if necessary, declare the Insurrection Act... I don't think that should be off the table"

"i know more about grass than any human being anywhere in the world" lol me when i was doing eight bong rips a day in college

Charlie Kirk when asked what superpower he would have: "I would say time travel, but that's too much like God, so probably flying"

NEW: The same right-wing weirdos feigning outrage about "protecting women's sports" are encouraging dildo-throwing at WNBA games, with one commentator suggesting the WNBA “embrace” the sexual harassment of its players www.mediamatters.org/outkick/anti... @mmfa.bsky.social

NEW: As Trump's crises and failures continue to mount, Sean Hannity and Michael Knowles are publicly scolding "people who claim to be Trump supporters" who dare criticize the president www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump... @mmfa.bsky.social

NEW: As Trump's crises and failures continue to mount, Sean Hannity and Michael Knowles are publicly scolding "people who claim to be Trump supporters" who dare criticize the president www.mediamatters.org/donald-trump... @mmfa.bsky.social

I would like to eat a giant chicken fried steak smothered in gravy

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this is just mean lmfao

first day back at work after some time off and i'm already losing my mind

today's news brought to you by the five:

Jesse: "Being an ICE agent is the best job. If you think about it, all you're doing is playing hide and seek... It's the most fun law enforcement job there is. You get to go out, find the bad hombres, cuff 'em up, throw them in the van, next day, wake up, do the same thing all over again."

this is the lead story of cable news' highest rated show

oops!

THUNDER SURGE, HATERS TO THE LEFT

just say no to cable news

the cognitive dissonance between the thunder winning game two and the scary bullshit happening in LA is too much

wrong! the answer is to drive the same speed as everyone else and not impede the flow of traffic!

I wrote about Sean Hannity's weird anti-flu shot rant last night lol www.mediamatters.org/sean-hannity...

Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

everyone: housing is unaffordable and we're using credit cards to pay for groceries fox news:

i feel like i need a sick day/mental health day after finishing the main story of red dead redemption 2, my god

three beers deep and the thunder have a 40 point lead.. is this what heaven feels like

Every Republican in Congress should be asked if they agree with Trump that it’s a “good thing” if truck drivers and dockworkers lose their jobs

i'm so tired