If you're a university student, please take screenshots of your faculty bio pages. They're going to be very funny when the AI usage pricing changes come, and you'll wanna know who was responsible for what's coming

You'll save money, but be sure to factor in the cost of dry-erase markers for the "x days since our last accident" board

McDonald's Japan started running a new ad where they recreate "I can't defeat Airman" to advertise iced coffee, but the video is region locked on twitter so fuck em here's the video with English subtitles.

There are so few companies I earnestly believe are doing their best, especially of Kickstarter's size. They deserve praise for it, and I am not ashamed to say so. Inasmuch as any enterprise can be in this hell world, @kickstarter.com is Good. updates.kickstarter.com/an-apology-r...

Kids are really sanctimonious about video games online.

working on having the discipline to idly scroll reddit for three days in a row

Brb rewriting every subclass

eternal childhood is how we domesticate animals

Daisy the barbarian

Looking at the features of the Star Fox remake, I feel like this game will be controversial

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I'm watching @samprocrastinates.bsky.social stream SatAM and it's got me all nostalgic. Here's some of my old SatAM fanart for those of you who may not have seen it yet. First is a redraw of a shot from the intro! I still like this one a lot.

the highest-budget game ever made about trying to get an NPC to put their finger inside you

I would happily give up winning streaks in chess if I never had to lose 7-10 games in a row again

The Treasure Master level 1 theme haunts me. It's like the hymn of a church spiritually devoted to the idea of a "cool kid" from the 1990s. Kid Vid from the Burger King Kids Club is a god in their pantheon www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wZG...

Hey @unormal.bsky.social, how is crysteel worked? Is it knapped, or forged, or grown into its final shape from scratch? I know the answer I would give but I wanna know if there's a canonical one floating around

Hey artists, show me your favorite background work. Make your background work a prominent part of your media tab. I wanna hire you.

Taking care of my rat @selius.bsky.social

Curiosity in Trees by Hope Doe

grabbing my doordash

I actually don't think there's a greater badge of friendship than someone who reads your book, what a time sink, they can't get those hours back, they could have jerked off or rolled a joint but instead they read your stupid book, it shows a loyalty spartan warriors would envy

Kai Ryssdal, your demeanor has been judged insufficiently morose for the times. You must undergo the American Public Media mandated training HR 201 titled 'The Great Sickness That Is Mirrored Inside and Out'

Caves of qud

Whoops, marathon just shot up to the top of my list. Caves of Qud has intense Marathon energy, thinking about it. That otherworldly... *bigness* is common to both. Both games try and capture the "beyond all scope" idea common in eldritch fantasy, but also push themselves to be fresher than that.

The fact that depression makes one less attractive is a super cruel irony. Feeling isolated begets isolation, etc. It's really hard to stay on the lip of that spiral without falling into it. If you're dealing with that, know that you're not alone.

When people get me gifts, I'm gonna stop saying "you shouldn't have" and start saying "You've made a grave error doing this."

Somehow won after blundering my queen, or as I prefer to call it: sacrificed a high-value piece as the start of my checkmate attack

This is now an Assyriology meme page ONLY

@esmerea.bsky.social my aunt in law be like

I would like the Buffalo Bills to win this football game

Huge part of MCDM's strategy. We just don't have any interest in that 1990s, Wild West, Internet Forum culture. We don't see it as a virtue. It's gross. Moderate your spaces. The quality of the space improves.

I wonder if anyone is horny for the Caves of Qud chrome pyramid

I'm just saying that shame is a great deterrent for current behavior and a very poor motivator for new behavior

I do not fear the Menswear Guy. what's he going to tell me about myself that I am not already acutely aware of. "you dress like you don't respect yourself" good eye ace

In home alone, the same actor who plays one of the bad guys plays the cop at the beginning of the movie.

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chess is more frustrating than fun, maybe

Types of truck: Semi truck Dump truck Monster truck FINAL TRUCK

caves of qud

I did a new walk

Playing Noita makes me appreciate Caves of Qud all the more. Give me a way to reload if you're gonna have so many rare sandbox tools to play with!

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The 2026 calendar is already over 69% funded (nice) www.backerkit.com/c/projects/h...

Roger Ebert knew two things 1) Movies 2) appreciating big titties see below

found an unmaintained slop farm on youtube shorts and I'm losing it

Thinking about girlfriend

Mixing things up in my marriage to the 0.5 mm Pentel EnerGel with a 0.4 mm Sakura Ballsign iD we will make a beautiful polycule

For the last month or so, every time I glance at the news I become unable to think about anything. Even the news I'm reading becomes hissing, anxious noise in my mind. This lasts for an hour at best, and the rest of the day at worst. I dislike this feeling.