England did the equivalent of going up 14 in the SEC championship and trying to run the ball every down to waste time for the entire 4th quarter just to habe to try to score a last minute touchdown but cant because the momentum gone

Thats on Tuchal how the FUCK do you decide to park the bus and sub all your attackers off and change your whole formation away from what was working for 20 minutes against the GOAT of making things happen

Going to be a long 30 minutes Or its going to be really short

FIFA fixing this shit for real

Insane that Argentina keep getting away with it

Somebody switched our auto lights from dawn/dusk to off (which involves jumping a fence and using a ladder) Didnt ask is directly so thats fun

CRY ABOUT IT

We're more of a women's soccer school

Not convinced we weren't point shaving a loss there like genuinely terrible at soccer

USMNT the most fraudulent r16 team??

Wow, 3 goals on complete defensive breakdowns

Whelp

WHAT A GOALLLL

Always felt the US was a 4th quarter team

this is surprising to me. i thought FIFA only does strange, opaque, absurd things because the cheeto wants them to. i am a bluesky poster who never thought about soccer until yesterday, when i could make it about donald trump.

This whole Balgogun thing is directly caused by people consuming soccer through context-less slow mo/screenshots on tiktok from the premier league this year Its the exact same discourse (regarding the original foul, not the overturn)

and after all it’s called soccer ball

fireworks outside the visiting team hotel all night.... unprecedented, suspicious administrative ruling undoing a suspension ... sorry world you're on CONCACAF turf now, these concacolors don't run baby

Tourist soccer fans consuming soccer through a lens of libby covfefe politics make me want to *redacted*

Might be a few high-profile murders at this rate

nobody tell Utah moms about the name Declan Decklin DeKlynn Dekklyn

ZLATAN: Argentina have doodoo ass THIERRY: Oh.

Not the outcome we deserve

the devil is alive

CABO VERDE YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW

Greatest goal in World Cup history

Oh my god

Boooo

What a save god damn

Cape Verde my god

All I'm saying is 64 teams, 32 from USA 32 from Europe, 4 conferences (east/west of each continent), top 8 from each conference from each side go to a best of 3 elimination tournament, best of 7 from quarters onward Full rosters redraft

Very funny that the venn diagram of "Michelle Obama cant tell me what drinks my kid can have at school" and "we should ban SNAP benefits from being used on soda" is one big circle

MARTINELLIIIIIIIIIIIII MY BOYYYYYYYY

Put her in the black and gold and the Steelers are going to the superbowl

Rep. AOC posts new photo on Instagram celebrating the Knicks alongside Mayor Zohran Mamdani

Hot take i know but I dont like the American broadcast commentators Sounds like Gus Johnson, just loud and obnoxious for a game like soccer Maybe im out of touch but it just sounds really artificial when a guy starts screaming everytime the ball enters the penalty area

Tsamina mina, eh, eh... Waka waka, eh, eh... 60 Million down the drain... Kai Havertz scores again...

ARSENAL FANS, REJOICE 🏆

Very funny to catch a connecting flight (in nashville) to OKC from Virginia because Oklahomans look a very specific way

Is this gas #Arsenal

Reading fan discourse on Pluribus

Regret to inform you that, despite how much I hate Texas, I think they're at least #3.

My Oscar's hot take is yall just want the movie you found more entertaining to win and thats okay

You cant use the taco analogy for warnings and watches on the east coast because they've never had a good taco

REDEMPTION 🙌