TWENTY ONE YEARS AFTER I SUGGESTED IT NINTENDO IS FINALLY OPENING A SINGAPOREAN SUBSIDIARY!! How dare they steal my idea?!?

it's okay to be cis ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

My most right wing opinion is that cops should shoot to kill people doing burnouts in suburban streets.

Getting nostalgic for when we just (correctly) assumed these shooters were gamers.

Absolutely ice cold. I could only dream of being this cool.

Just gunna insult my way to the top

I love that the world’s most luminescent old men are here to proclaim medical news.

Sonic the Hedgehog off the hook!

Im sorry but his expression is killing me lmao

They cannot silence the truth

Deranged stuff, from a sick mind.

God fucking damnit I think the post where I predicted that Blumenthal would be in InfoWars in a year was from my twitter but I fucking called this shit and I want an apology on my desk tomorrow for every tankie dipshit who told me this guy was a socialist Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Luigi innocent!

Why do they hate joking with ya mates?

I do like how China calls “World War 2” the “World Anti-Fascist War”.

@livagar.bsky.social liv liv! I was listening to science in transition and first: great job, second what is the song playing over the end of the final ep? Shazam failed me

“Time to Cut Ties with Israel”: U.N. Expert Francesca Albanese on Gaza Hospital Bombing

In a few years you can have a boob size slider on jerma

There, now its ultimate form...

And they’re correct

Which handsome general is brave enough to save the republic?

wazzzaaaa dude happy birthday lol 😝 hope you’re having a good one wish i was there Also we all know the secret we share. Into the depths of darkness men like us tread. The hunger that drives us away from the light.

Looks like another precision strike on a Hamas command centre by the most moral military in the world www.theguardian.com/world/2025/j...

Finally, instant noodles that include a pack of trading cards showing some girls looking bored with the instant noodles

Ahahahahaha

I routinely get banned/warned from a discord but it vanished from my server list altogether. Normally they're all polite enough to inform me of my transgressions. @cameronwilson.bsky.social did your discord get nuked? Was it the Israelis?

Dumb bitch thinks she’s being cute and sarcastic. theconversation.com/scam-factori...

I just watched like an hour of ads for Royal Match to repair my Duolingo streak.

The boy has slayed me

Heartbreaking stuff

I’m down 34% in a month! Can we put the DEI hires back in charge of crypto? @davidsacks777.bsky.social has sacked it!

Could someone explain why Albo thought an April election was a good idea?

I'm seeing a lot of "Swasticar" but I think "White Powerwall" has slipped under the radar

I just threw up. This is it folks.

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes. Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

Once again the most antisemitic presidency in generations, an administration with *actual Nazis* on staff, is determining which Jews are Jewish and which are degenerates (hint: the latter = the vast majority of American Jews)—with the added bonus of using "Palestinian" as a slur.

Just a normal, nice Australian charity doing normal, nice charitable things. And definitely not an Australian charity promoting the erasure of a people and/or ethnic cleansing. Because that would be wack.

Australia’s media, politicians and universities have been played like fiddles. You can bet the hate speech laws won’t be repealed

We have new laws with seriously dangerous consequences in response to what was a fake plot police believe was designed to divert attention and resources to enable other criminal acts. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

The uh, Jeremy Corbyn influenced part of my brain, says this was a mossad op. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...

Conservatives don’t care if they’re right as long as they win Libs don’t care if they win as long as they’re right

I just did a double funny bone collision on my right arm and I think I’m about to die. Farewell

British police questioned 87-year-old Holocaust survivor Stephen Kapos after he placed flowers in tribute to the Palestinian children killed by Israeli forces.

Can we just put the Pope down?

For the first time in over 20 years, Israel has deployed tanks in the West Bank, after expelling 40,000 Palestinians from refugee camps. This is a prelude to full annexation, and makes a mockery of the ceasefire agreement that Israel continues to violate. [1/3]

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

When is this bastard going to sleep through?