When I was backing up all my shit I found the entire boxartscrewup folder :') Soon™

noriko~

New laptop finally arrived after Couriers Please kicked it around their warehouse for over a week Can every Australian retailer stop using Couriers Please, please? :')

"Cloudy" I think this Eevee might need a trip to Nurse Joy

Grabbin' a bottle of Eevee piss

Expert level is stealing your girlfriend's jacket while she's still wearing it. #roupaz #art #sth

Oh man, I'd forgotten all about the fakeout ending in Rayman 2 if you choose to take the treasure

oh holy shit no wonder my brain has been trying to resolve your name with YEE for the past so many years

New friend :)

"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?" I tragically introduced the internet to Phoenix Games

Oh yeah hi <3 Haven't been on the social media dot coms for a pretty long while, but I finally paid my phone bill and I (hopefully) have a new laptop arriving later this week, so you're all in trouble now

Happy 2026! Ep. #237 - Season 21 starts! “Märchen Maze” (Part 2) pastebin.com/raw/Rpi6KZdd marchen maze subs now

There's only a few more hours left in the year down here, but I just went to grab a big ass frozen Coke from Maccas and somehow dropped it all over the counter in front of shitloads of people and ruined like six other orders waiting to be picked up So I'm calling it early, 2025 is DONE 🫡

ordering takeout pizza online, there was a notes section, thought itd be funny if an ascii cat was printed on the recept.... it might have changed after i sent it....

End of an era for inner case art 🥲

They really washed out the color palette compared to the original Cock Stomping on the SNES

As no-one will ever play it, I would like to show you one of the best bits of Paper Mario Color Splash, the battle theme using Mario 3 instruments when you enter a secret Mario 3 world Make sure you turn on sound!

Problem solved

Took me about a minute to realise this wasn't a bit and the torrent just had Portuguese set as the default audio track

Love that they’re using the star wars font for the date

If the dehydrated piss filter didn't already give it away, the Steam page confirms QUByte Interactive are using AI for Street Racer Collection's promo images ... and it's just to poorly recreate the game's original artwork!? Pointlessly unhinged shit

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Finally, the ultimate indecisive self-doubt scenario is represented once again

Felt like grabbin' some ice cream tonight, but I think I'm okay now 😔

Viewer beware — you’re in for a scare… DVD Challenge #15 - Resident Evil 2 pastebin.com/raw/tQZ8mHW5 Suffer, like G did. Happy Halloween!

SPOOKY new onahole review! It's the Brain Hacker DX from @motsutoys.bsky.social infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/28/r...

ペンドラーのむちむちおなかに抱きついてちっちゃい爪で抱き返してほしいよな…

HE HAS RISEN @infernalmonkey.bsky.social www.ebgames.com.au/product/ds/1...

The Street Fighter crossover starts at McDonald's Japan today. I had to get it because its my last full day in Japan.

POV: it's the hottest bloody day of the year so far and you're surrounded by lava

HELLO?

lol it even includes the small handful of Intellivision IPs Atari *didn't* get to buy during the great Amico fire sale like Astrosmash and Shark! Shark! They went out of their way to license them just for this I love Atari's current management so fucking much man

Give this NPC his own spin-off game ASAP

There HAS to be a "its bark is worse than its bite" joke in there somewhere...

The gang's all here

In honour of Itagaki, everyone should play Devil's Third.

RIP to a legend Devil's Third was a legit work of art. I'll never forget smashing half a bottle of bourbon before booting it up for the first time and spending the night tweeting about Ivan falling through the floor in cutscenes and how his arms would just break when using the jeep's mounted gun

Legend has it most Australian internet connections *still* can't see Mario running

Sorry, bit outta nowhere, but tonight I was reminded of a series of MS Paint comics I used to draw about a video tape and a torn roll of Sonic-ish wallpaper who hated each other I've lost a few over the years (decades...), but bloody hell I still love this one

Last couple of videos have done much lower numbers, disappointingly, despite me not really doing anything different to what I usually do! If you'd like to help matters, please enjoy my video on Tetrisphere for N64 here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsA-...

Also I discovered on the flight that ANA's safety announcements are Pokemon themed Don't smoke on the plane or Jigglypuff will fuck you up

Good, good

a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me

New onahole review! It's the Bread de Ecstasy (a croissant?!) Product provided by @motsutoys.bsky.social infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/12/r...