ordering takeout pizza online, there was a notes section, thought itd be funny if an ascii cat was printed on the recept.... it might have changed after i sent it....

End of an era for inner case art 🥲

They really washed out the color palette compared to the original Cock Stomping on the SNES

As no-one will ever play it, I would like to show you one of the best bits of Paper Mario Color Splash, the battle theme using Mario 3 instruments when you enter a secret Mario 3 world Make sure you turn on sound!

Problem solved

Took me about a minute to realise this wasn't a bit and the torrent just had Portuguese set as the default audio track

Love that they’re using the star wars font for the date

If the dehydrated piss filter didn't already give it away, the Steam page confirms QUByte Interactive are using AI for Street Racer Collection's promo images ... and it's just to poorly recreate the game's original artwork!? Pointlessly unhinged shit

that’s right beg you miserable worm

Finally, the ultimate indecisive self-doubt scenario is represented once again

Felt like grabbin' some ice cream tonight, but I think I'm okay now 😔

Viewer beware — you’re in for a scare… DVD Challenge #15 - Resident Evil 2 pastebin.com/raw/tQZ8mHW5 Suffer, like G did. Happy Halloween!

SPOOKY new onahole review! It's the Brain Hacker DX from @motsutoys.bsky.social infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/28/r...

ペンドラーのむちむちおなかに抱きついてちっちゃい爪で抱き返してほしいよな…

HE HAS RISEN @infernalmonkey.bsky.social www.ebgames.com.au/product/ds/1...

The Street Fighter crossover starts at McDonald's Japan today. I had to get it because its my last full day in Japan.

POV: it's the hottest bloody day of the year so far and you're surrounded by lava

HELLO?

lol it even includes the small handful of Intellivision IPs Atari *didn't* get to buy during the great Amico fire sale like Astrosmash and Shark! Shark! They went out of their way to license them just for this I love Atari's current management so fucking much man

Give this NPC his own spin-off game ASAP

There HAS to be a "its bark is worse than its bite" joke in there somewhere...

The gang's all here

In honour of Itagaki, everyone should play Devil's Third.

RIP to a legend Devil's Third was a legit work of art. I'll never forget smashing half a bottle of bourbon before booting it up for the first time and spending the night tweeting about Ivan falling through the floor in cutscenes and how his arms would just break when using the jeep's mounted gun

Legend has it most Australian internet connections *still* can't see Mario running

Sorry, bit outta nowhere, but tonight I was reminded of a series of MS Paint comics I used to draw about a video tape and a torn roll of Sonic-ish wallpaper who hated each other I've lost a few over the years (decades...), but bloody hell I still love this one

Last couple of videos have done much lower numbers, disappointingly, despite me not really doing anything different to what I usually do! If you'd like to help matters, please enjoy my video on Tetrisphere for N64 here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsA-...

Also I discovered on the flight that ANA's safety announcements are Pokemon themed Don't smoke on the plane or Jigglypuff will fuck you up

Good, good

a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me

New onahole review! It's the Bread de Ecstasy (a croissant?!) Product provided by @motsutoys.bsky.social infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/12/r...

Also hello! Laptop shit itself for good after a pretty solid eight years of sounding like a jet engine, so sry I haven't been active lately I'll hopefully snag something new soon-ish. Prices are absolutely dire at the moment though 🫡

New onahole review! It's Babumi Big! infernalmonkey.com/2025/10/03/r...

Just told her a funny joke

have a Kitsune Miku

not gonna doom about Bluesky too much because it still handily beats the alternative, but the inevitable enshittification of every service I have ever used and ever will use *does* make me just a tiny bit irritable

FUCKING... Yes, it's so 1989 it hurts. The fact it's supposed to be 2015 is both sad and adorable. I mean: hoverboards, Pepsi Perfect (check eBay), dehydrated pizza, and FAXES.

Sure AliExpress, why not

HULK PISS ZONE

Wow what the hell, I thought this was canned years ago

Yeah okay Sunsoft. Making a new Ripple Island game after 37 years and turning it into an Overcooked clone of all things is definitely... something! store.steampowered.com/app/3844150/...

Might have finally secured a blog sponsor for the first time in ages 😭🙏

I'll take any excuse possible to post Teknoman's intro