So this is insane. (on the CDC website)

This bear is cold 🐻 🥶

I’m sooooooo tired of people saying that homophobic and/or misogynist straight men are closeted homos. It’s high key homophobic actually 😬

My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.

In positive news, it's only getting better from here on out. We're already gaining daylight and it's the shittiest weather right now.

Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump screaming "fuck you" in a Ford plant at someone calling him a "pedophile protector," presidential norms have been challenged in the 21st century

January is kicking my ass this year. If it is for you too, you’re not alone.

None of these people should be able to work in our industry again

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

Not having a fergalicious day today at all :(

Guess I need to see Hamnet

After a week in ruby red SWFL I’m headed back to my blue dot city today, thank god 🔵 .

There’s a bitter irony in these headlines.

My grandma said I’m getting taller and my legs look thicker. Good bless that shrinking octogenarian.

Made dinner for the fam here in Florida

At an “art show” in Cape Coral. God bless. Get me back to my urban liberal oasis.

One thing Ross’s angle of the shooting reveals is that he had pretty decent evidence that the person he was about to shoot is a Lesbian and I don’t think it’s unwarranted to venture that this influenced his eagerness to kill her

they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.

Love it when the easy Pips takes me longer than the hard.

Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.

I still can’t walk from Tue’s leg day…

Trying to make myself go to bed earlier this year and not practice revenge bedtime procrastination. But it’s hard 😞

losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

broken clock, twice a day

Please clap - I did legs today

Feeling like a silly billy putting all my food into MyFitnessPal

Kinda hilarious we’re just supposed to keep putting on our professional drag while government is just off the deep end.

I just know his balls smell good

Can’t wait for a job where when I’m off I’m off. Sunday scaries are so stupid.

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At a Beef O’ Brady’s doing karaoke with dad and step mom could we be more Florida rn?

This is the year gay guys wake up that topping is not requisitely dominant, nor is dominance inherently masculine

Being a millennial home for the holidays means having keurig coffee. I kinda look forward to it tbh. Not for coffee itself but it’s a Pavlovian reminder I’m chilling with my parents for a couple of days.

Depending on how dating goes this year, I might just try to start a throuple with an existing couple at this point.

The last few minutes of the Sugar Bowl were nuts.

Should I try dating again in 2026? Much to consider…

The internet got worse when people started posting for follower/subscriber/viewership numbers instead of just documenting their extremely niche hyperfixations

Today it is 63° out and tomorrow it will be 27. This is wild.

i watched heated rivalry for the butts but instead i got butts and also feelings

I thought it was very sweet to see Ilya being more vulnerable and playful this episode. The show was really cute and very cathartic I think for us gay millennials, especially those of us who played sports and tried to be straight.

Vegging out until Monday with zero guilt nil

Annual tradition. #savetheneckformeclark

Thankful to spend Christmas at my mom’s ☺️

Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/

Close the grindr app and go be with your family

I hope Santa slides down your chimney tonight and gives you what you wanted. You’ve all been such good boys this year 😎

I am not worried about my diet until after MLK day tbh. Dry “January” is going to be 1/19-2/21 also.

Happy Christmas Eve Eve from the gay bar