Noah
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Hey, ho, let's go. 🏠CMH
So this is insane. (on the CDC website)
about 19 hours ago
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This bear is cold 🐻 🥶
about 20 hours ago
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I’m sooooooo tired of people saying that homophobic and/or misogynist straight men are closeted homos. It’s high key homophobic actually 😬
about 21 hours ago
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Mark Harris
1 day ago
My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.
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In positive news, it's only getting better from here on out. We're already gaining daylight and it's the shittiest weather right now.
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What is the coldest day of the year? Mid-January represents statistically the most frigid time of year
While arctic outbreaks linger through March, January is climatologically the coldest month of the year for most. Why is January the coldest?
https://www.10tv.com/article/weather/what-is-the-coldest-day-of-the-year/507-44af477d-7001-4467-b732-da6fcf00af60
1 day ago
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NY Times Pitchbot
2 days ago
Whether it's Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard or Donald Trump screaming "fuck you" in a Ford plant at someone calling him a "pedophile protector," presidential norms have been challenged in the 21st century
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January is kicking my ass this year. If it is for you too, you’re not alone.
2 days ago
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James Stout
3 days ago
None of these people should be able to work in our industry again
add a skeleton here at some point
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The Onion
4 days ago
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating
https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
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Not having a fergalicious day today at all :(
4 days ago
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Guess I need to see Hamnet
4 days ago
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After a week in ruby red SWFL I’m headed back to my blue dot city today, thank god 🔵 .
5 days ago
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Susan Campbell
5 days ago
There’s a bitter irony in these headlines.
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My grandma said I’m getting taller and my legs look thicker. Good bless that shrinking octogenarian.
5 days ago
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Made dinner for the fam here in Florida
6 days ago
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At an “art show” in Cape Coral. God bless. Get me back to my urban liberal oasis.
6 days ago
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Matthew Downhour
7 days ago
One thing Ross’s angle of the shooting reveals is that he had pretty decent evidence that the person he was about to shoot is a Lesbian and I don’t think it’s unwarranted to venture that this influenced his eagerness to kill her
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Tim Onion
7 days ago
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
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Love it when the easy Pips takes me longer than the hard.
7 days ago
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Ron Filipkowski
8 days ago
Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
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I still can’t walk from Tue’s leg day…
7 days ago
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Trying to make myself go to bed earlier this year and not practice revenge bedtime procrastination. But it’s hard 😞
8 days ago
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the Mountain Goats
9 days ago
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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Ken Jennings
9 days ago
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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localswampgay
10 days ago
broken clock, twice a day
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Please clap - I did legs today
10 days ago
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Feeling like a silly billy putting all my food into MyFitnessPal
11 days ago
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Kinda hilarious we’re just supposed to keep putting on our professional drag while government is just off the deep end.
11 days ago
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I just know his balls smell good
11 days ago
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Can’t wait for a job where when I’m off I’m off. Sunday scaries are so stupid.
12 days ago
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The Onion
13 days ago
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At a Beef O’ Brady’s doing karaoke with dad and step mom could we be more Florida rn?
14 days ago
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Wuf
15 days ago
This is the year gay guys wake up that topping is not requisitely dominant, nor is dominance inherently masculine
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Being a millennial home for the holidays means having keurig coffee. I kinda look forward to it tbh. Not for coffee itself but it’s a Pavlovian reminder I’m chilling with my parents for a couple of days.
14 days ago
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Depending on how dating goes this year, I might just try to start a throuple with an existing couple at this point.
14 days ago
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The last few minutes of the Sugar Bowl were nuts.
14 days ago
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Should I try dating again in 2026? Much to consider…
17 days ago
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david alexander
17 days ago
The internet got worse when people started posting for follower/subscriber/viewership numbers instead of just documenting their extremely niche hyperfixations
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Today it is 63° out and tomorrow it will be 27. This is wild.
19 days ago
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adam 🍋
20 days ago
i watched heated rivalry for the butts but instead i got butts and also feelings
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I thought it was very sweet to see Ilya being more vulnerable and playful this episode. The show was really cute and very cathartic I think for us gay millennials, especially those of us who played sports and tried to be straight.
19 days ago
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Vegging out until Monday with zero guilt nil
21 days ago
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Annual tradition.
#savetheneckformeclark
22 days ago
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Thankful to spend Christmas at my mom’s ☺️
22 days ago
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The Onion
22 days ago
Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!
https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
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Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!
Seasons greetings from your old friend Santa! With Christmas just a few short days away, Santa is hard at work at the North Pole, making presents for all you good boys and girls. But this year, Santa ...
https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
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Jae
22 days ago
Close the grindr app and go be with your family
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I hope Santa slides down your chimney tonight and gives you what you wanted. You’ve all been such good boys this year 😎
23 days ago
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I am not worried about my diet until after MLK day tbh. Dry “January” is going to be 1/19-2/21 also.
23 days ago
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Happy Christmas Eve Eve from the gay bar
23 days ago
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