Need this immediately

it’s so laggy out here

Happy #humpday from the archives! Damn, I need a daddy to help me shave my ass and legs again

Can we talk about how white privilege extends into the parking lot or is this too woke..

Cumdump Yoda like Refuse any loads I do not

If you see this, QTP with one of your favorite Pokémon! 💚

Throwback for #humpday, damn I can take it 😮‍💨

I gymed today so I deserve Pokémon Champions before bed

A gay hitting legs on #humpday? Groundbreaking

Something that will put me to sleep in an instant is a wig styling video. Jaymes Mansfield has put me down so many times

Took a break from studying to look at the list of Pokemon in Champions and my baby Dodrio REMAINS left out

Be careful what you douche for!

AHHHH THIS IS HUGE

Staring down the barrel of the end of undergrad, but participating in gay little traditions like this should make the next month bearable

Happy #humpday from all my sweaty humps

I wasn’t built for WW3, I was built for shiny hunting pokémon and gay sex

Opening my word document to continue writing my paper and trying to figure out what posessed me to stop mid-thought- I have zero clue where I was going with this next paragraph

Did you guys remember to yearn today

The 11th hour #fcf post from the archives

Pre #fcf celebration?

And if I am taking you to lunch… don’t you EVER say, “Oh, I’m fine with wherever,” bitch where do YOU want to go?

Happy #humpday ft. my new shorts that you’re going to have to peel off my cold, dead body

I should get a fucking medal for my caffeine management today

Researched some things regarding ranching and equestrian care for fanfiction-writing purposes and now I am getting nothing but horse care ads.

Wide feet divas MAKE SOME NOISEEEEE. I got gifted converse for my birthday and had to return them because I’m not cramming my foot in that

Cher-nobyl

Found my new leg day shorts!

Biggest ick for me is anytime a gay man says he's not into feminine guys because he's a "real man". So you're okay with sucking dick but draw the line at guys wearing blush? Please shut the fuck up...

I’ll co-sign

Incredibly grateful for all of the amazing people I’ve met recently, both digitally and physically. 🥲🥲

Watching old drag pageants always makes me feel so nostalgic

A LABEL BEING CREAT DOES NOT MEAN AN ITEM HAS SHIPPED

I think everyone needs this video, thank you

If your gay is trying to grow a mustache all of a sudden... check on that queen

BEST ACTOR MICHAEL B. JORDAN !!

I genuinely think a Chicago trip would heal me

Side note: HOW DOES THIS MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE??? ITS SPRING BREAK WHORE

Seeing Bosco this summer…. I need to get sluttier

Last class before spring break and the only thing that’s making me go is this goddamn extra credit

My dipstick would come out clean no shade (I just changed my oil)

I think everyone should orally salute the work from home divas

This was all the promo I needed to finally buy it

don’t have to tell me twice

30 minutes of cardio after chest and shoulders kicked my ass, but your dad gave me another 2 hours of cardio later 😜

Having queer friends in college is so fun until the check comes to the table.

I just finished hr

You’re telling me when I get the flu is when these daddy bears want me?????

Sad because I’m sick but then I remember I have suckable tits

The boss came by to check on my work today at this event.