miss universe🕊️🕊️

Fetish

Just found out the guy who smokes cigarettes for a living has a channel where he draws stuff and I think he's one of my favorite artists now? youtube.com/watch?v=s5Px...

it's ok

ANYWAY HERES ITS BUTT

Personal Question

These days you can't even eat a census taker's liver. Because of woke.

✨ FUN FACT✨ I could be so much worse

"what is that?" "It's a cat eating being fed spaghetti" "You're right, that is a cat being fed spaghetti"

a glass of ____________

pov you are lettuce

Someone said these were the inverse of each other and I can’t stop thinking about it

okay, fine, here's an emoji for you

YES

stay silly!

Tim Heidecker casually busting out the best Alex Jones impression I've ever heard holy shit youtu.be/Exu1SEZE9Ug

As it turns out, for those keeping score at home, i am in fact she who is called I Am

im a gay puppy

i'm not built to handle taxes and bills and a job and therapy and geopolitics i'm meant to be woken up by the sun as i'm laying in a big bed together with everyone i've ever loved

Here's a very short video that shows what things look like in real time with the bird singing. #wildlife #birds

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Do you ever just text your mom some stupid unhinged bullshit because i do and it's really funny

she machine on my turing til i complete

Paws

me

big wolfdog paws… 🐾

Quantum circuits made entirely out of Clifford gates are notable for their ability to be efficiently simulated by big red dogs

cure puppy girl depression with this one simple trick

its like this

Hot girls love to hear the wet popping and cracking sounds as they rip flesh from bones with their bare paws :3

*pacifier noises* #puppy #therian #agere #pacifier #furryart #furry

audio log you find of a guy in the middle of transformation into a monster

Dude come over and we can play with ball, dude #furry #furryart

(k)not beating the allegations

I made this stupid thing in response to a now-deleted post and realized that this is *exactly* the "I told you dog!" mouth from the SBAHJ comic about stairs flipped upside down

My paci broke a few days ago and I've never encountered one with a shield that perfectly sized/shaped and mutebuttons have gotten wayyyy more expensive than when I first bought it and I'd have to pay international shipping and I'm genuinely so upset about it :(

a little sister is a special type of toy that thanks you when you break it

Extreme Sex with Gorgeous Transsexuals

So I got volunteered to wear a cage? At least it's cute..

Colored Commission for @acatinajacket.bsky.social ! Wearing a very stylish dragoon kid fit~

magic words

smart puppy