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So glad that discord continues to randomly break things one at a time and never fix them so it just gets progressively shittier. Now the stickers menu never loads the first time i open it and i always have to close it and re-open it to use a sticker. Very cool discord.

Push me to my knees and piss down my throat please 😵‍💫💕 grab my mane and make sure i drink every drop,,~

Everypony is tired of this bullshit

I really gotta invest in a blindfold idk what it is lately but thinking about being blindfolded while i serve turns me the fuck on 😵‍💫

Each con, I love showing the photos I'm sent that people took with me, and @ponyvilleciderfest.com is no exception! These are photos with Yaklyn Cosplay, @chickadeevivi.bsky.social, and @izzylulu4807.bsky.social.

Need more mare ass on my timeline fr

Do yall think Beast Boy ever got sick of something and was like "screw this, im krilling myself" and then turned into a krill and skittered away

cw: mlp nsfw, watersports night watch is a bit of a sloppy drunk....and messy #mlp #mlpart #mylittlepony

Theory: it is by deliberate design that some doritos inexplicably have like twice as much flavoring. To keep people eating them waiting for that One More Perfect Chip like some over-engineered tortilla chip roulette

First snow of the season! is here!!!! quick gift for @chickadeevivi.bsky.social because she's full of awesomeness!! :p #mlpoc

"Lets spin this shit" *stirs my soup*

Discord's inability to register a message as read unless you scroll all the way up and then back down is pissing me off, robert

I finished Fallout: Equestria a few hours ago. I think it might be the best story ever written.

Some wonderful anniversary arts @chickadeevivi.bsky.social & I commissioned throughout the month. Pieces as beautiful as the mare I've spent the past year of my life loving. Feat. Art from @sugarbelle.bsky.social @cheddart0.bsky.social & @luc1ddre4mzzz.bsky.social thank you all sm 💛🩷

Dogs will go absolutely fucking nuts at the concept of headpats, but as soon as you attempt such a maneuver it becomes increasingly clear that they have no idea how this process works and will keep their snouts pointed at your hand forever, making it wholly impossible to reach their empty noggins.

doodles of me and the mare moking it up @chickadeevivi.bsky.social

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Deleting Ohio forever

Oh this was canon by the way~

Piss

Ive been a little unhinged this waking period

Bye bye ciderfest! Ive got several sips of moonshine in me, a facemask thats been in owners undies all day strapped to my face, and im headed home <3 (and no im not the one driving) Absolutely wonderful weekend, im so glad i got to come.

@chickadeevivi.bsky.social found the cider at ponyville ciderfest.! Give the mare a congrats, she's earned it :3 💛

Does anyone else's autism ever wanna just call it Spiderfest or is that just me

Made it to ciderfest!

Cant wait to drive 4 ½ hours immediately after my 12 ½ hour work shift is over :3 ,,at least i get to spend the other 5 hours as a passenger and sleep

#mlp #mylittlepony

YCH results dump!! I LOVED drawing this pose sm😭🖤🖤🖤 Share if u also like it ;3 #mlp #nsfw #ych

Ouuuchg My back stingds

Chat this is how i find out i give good head

Walked into Sugarcube Corner (thats not actually what its called) with @lavypone.bsky.social on our anniversary and within 20 seconds we hear an ad on the radio that starts with "you probably dont think much about your toilet" lmaoooo i think she thinks about me lots actually

Feelin like this rn

if you think about it pissing is an AOE ability

Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee

even if there was a real ceasefire, gaza would need your support. your voice. your donations. because the land has been devastated by war that the US supported and paid for

is this funnier with or without context @reddthebat.bsky.social

Lovely little sketch comm i got from @selenophilensfw.bsky.social last night :3

Pony plot :3

CHALLENGE: Can Vivian heat up a large can of beef stew before her edible hits?

Marefriend asleep in bed Do i: A) go out and get her some tea and some foods from the store shes been asking for B) cuddle up to her invasively until i accidentally wake her up

[WATERSPORTS] If the meadows you're frolicking in are remote enough to be doing so nude, it probably means there aren't too many bathroom facilities nearby... But that's as good of an excuse as any to use your friend's mouth instead. :)

@chickadeevivi.bsky.social's special bedside urinal service. If there was ever any doubt that this mare is dedicated to her craft, this should put that to rest. She barely misses a drop even through choking a little on my stream~🩷💛 #watersports #pee #peeing

for every instagram “callout post” on someone drawing pony porn i will draw 2 more pieces to cancel it out

Been a bit since i last was able to give my mare full bedside urinal service ;3 i was sooo turned on from swallowing every last drop this morning~

Gosh my marefriend is the cutest eeper in the world

Girlies really do be pissing for my birthday

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