time to prepurchase the stupid sexy bobcat

I hope every driver on the roads around my home knows that every time they honk here theres a random autistic girl nearby that goes "meep!" back at them

God it's so hard to stay strong sometimes

@chickadeevivi.bsky.social pee drinker #nsfw #watersports

Twipie week day 2 prompt- Alicorn Twipie My friend loves Twipie, and I hope she likes it. #twipieweek2026 #twipie #mlp #fanart

Twipie🩷✨

pinkie loves trying out new things with her friends !!!!! #furry #mlp #nsfw #pinkipie #fluttershy #flutterpie #pee #piss #watersports

pee yourself 🫶

Man working sucks can i just be employed fulltime as rainbow dash's hole cleaner instead

Is this how people develop weird esoteric kinks? Just take psychedelics until you start getting turned on by the most bizarre shit possible?

Do you think ponies ever say "in pony" instead of "in person"

Rarity really had no right to be upset about the sewing machine cake. Like dude, it didnt harm anyone, it was high effort and funny, and you even got a sweet snack out of it. That was rainbows best prank of the episode. Rainbow was still a complete asshole that ep though dont get me wrong lmao

spring fever!! #spring #springtime #deer #doe #animation #art

Lets goo i got a fan

Joining the "watching one headmate erotically disassemble the other one" club oh wait im the only member what the FUCK is wrong with yall

Every day on the way home from work i pass a small lawn sign that just says "JESUS" and nothing else. Someday i will put down a small lawn sign on the side of the road that just says "PINKIE PIE" in plain text, much like those in the Jesus fandom do.

It's her it's the toaster repair pony #mlpart #littlepip #falloutequestria #mlpartist #mlpoc #fallout #pipboy #mlpfim

Another day of getting home from work and drinking my wifes pee straight from the tap <3

In the mood to have my wrists and ankles cuffed behind me and be used as a urinal <3

The best thing john fetterman ever did was admit that brain damage makes you conservative lmao

Mare hiccups. It's terminal,,

Inflation fetish booklet called Blorbs Magazine

all this is to say, while it's still important to read rooms and use discretion where appropriate, embrace it and let your freak flag fly. any person who would be hurtful to you over being honest about your kinks in their contexts is not the sort of person you'd want to be intimate with anyhow!

Finished YCH for CuddleDrivenPony! Thanks so much for snaggin another one of these! 💜

Horse legs are strong. Like,, strong enough to throw a horse a short distance. Thats crazy.

deer features I like: these things

cynder !!

Pennsylvania is so funny cause like we built all our settlements in the valleys between mountains but then sometimes you look up at the tippy top of a mountain and theres just like. A random suburban house sitting up there. Like.. ??? Are you lost? Get down from there.

It is kind of a delight knowing my name alone is like a poison to a particular person who needlessly despises me. Your name is nothing to me, while mine slides off your tongue with such contempt that youd use it as an insult. Whiny bitch.

Jfc can someone remove him and all of them from office before they kill us all?

Watching me (i am a slime pony in this scenario) struggle more and more to hold my form together as the frequent introduction of more urine de-solidifies me

Oobleck furry into impact play

I think vinyl and i have completely different ideas of what "drinking from a mare" means

Vro why did they just have kazuya just keep throwin people off the same cliff what was up with that Nintendo

language barrier

Chat i took the lsd that turns you into an evil filly whoops 😔

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

hey does my voice pass ? [perfectly imitates the coo of a mourning dove]

Chat its still one of those days. I need annihilated.

Honestly kinda stupid how bad some people project their insecurity and cant take criticism lol Like actually with some people the moment you assert a boundary and ask them to stop doing something theyll call you an ass for it, meekly apologize a few days later, and then block you. Thats on them.

One of those days where i need groped, bitten, and scratched up too fast to even keep up mentally until my mind is reduced to a helpless mush and then have my muzzle mounted. 😵‍💫💕

I love having a fan yeah i see u in my notifs and yea it makes the dopamine peanut dispenser in my brain dispense a peanut thank u

Butterflat

Im drunk a lil bit and i wish i could piss on myself rn 😵‍💫

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