Vro why did they just have kazuya just keep throwin people off the same cliff what was up with that Nintendo

language barrier

Chat i took the lsd that turns you into an evil filly whoops 😔

A Black-capped Chickadee showcasing winter fashion by donning a snowflake accessory.

hey does my voice pass ? [perfectly imitates the coo of a mourning dove]

Chat its still one of those days. I need annihilated.

Honestly kinda stupid how bad some people project their insecurity and cant take criticism lol Like actually with some people the moment you assert a boundary and ask them to stop doing something theyll call you an ass for it, meekly apologize a few days later, and then block you. Thats on them.

One of those days where i need groped, bitten, and scratched up too fast to even keep up mentally until my mind is reduced to a helpless mush and then have my muzzle mounted. 😵‍💫💕

I love having a fan yeah i see u in my notifs and yea it makes the dopamine peanut dispenser in my brain dispense a peanut thank u

Butterflat

Im drunk a lil bit and i wish i could piss on myself rn 😵‍💫

Dear Princess Celestia, Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u Eats u eats u eats u

I have this bit regarding one of my partners where if i walk by her and shes asleep ill just aggressively point at her and she'll never know

When you ate just a lil too much food and your tum feels all overfull and stuff and then finally that big burp comes and you feel a lot better

I have arranged my filing cabinet drawers thus so that, were there a miniature man on an adventure, he could ascend them like stairs unimpeded to attain a collectible item.

"Oh shit i gotta hurry or I'll be late to work!" *hits a red light* *hits a red light* *hits a red light* *hits a red light* *hits a red light* *hits a red light*

#mlp #rainbowdash

Hey y'all, I wrote a story about Cadance and Chrysalis always having been the same individual called "I Am You!" If that sounds interesting, please give it a read! fimfiction.net/story/584899...

Idk whats wrong with me but i literally always forget whether gynecologist is pronounced with a hard g or a soft g

Do yall suppose autism is a prerequisite for making a good youtube poop

Part of my internal sense of humor is just going "god i wish that was me" at the most random shit. Just saw a video of some colorful shrimp in a tank. Immediately thought "god i wish that was me".

Doing fine nothing to see here ignore the brief loss of composure. Internal issue.

Chat i might be impossible to love

I love you so much @lavypon3.bsky.social 💕

*puts on new sleep mask to go to bed* *actual blackout, cannot see even a shred of light* *gets hard* Chat I'm cooked lmao

absolutely horrific, she’s very clearly trying to move out of the way and the ICE agents escalates and murder her

Says something about me, i think, that my heart is racing a little just from browsing blindfolds to order

Twipie

Slightly hungover today weeee

I wish i wasnt at work tonight. Id love nothing more than to spend new years as my love's helpless little plaything 💕

thinkin i could stand to just chill and be somepony's seat cushion for a lil while rn <3

Its a sign. It needs to happen.

Fr need more art of chickadee drinking piss

:3c

So glad that discord continues to randomly break things one at a time and never fix them so it just gets progressively shittier. Now the stickers menu never loads the first time i open it and i always have to close it and re-open it to use a sticker. Very cool discord.

Push me to my knees and piss down my throat please 😵‍💫💕 grab my mane and make sure i drink every drop,,~

Everypony is tired of this bullshit

I really gotta invest in a blindfold idk what it is lately but thinking about being blindfolded while i serve turns me the fuck on 😵‍💫

Each con, I love showing the photos I'm sent that people took with me, and @ponyvilleciderfest.com is no exception! These are photos with Yaklyn Cosplay, @chickadeevivi.bsky.social, and @izzylulu4807.bsky.social.

Need more mare ass on my timeline fr

Do yall think Beast Boy ever got sick of something and was like "screw this, im krilling myself" and then turned into a krill and skittered away

cw: mlp nsfw, watersports night watch is a bit of a sloppy drunk....and messy #mlp #mlpart #mylittlepony

Theory: it is by deliberate design that some doritos inexplicably have like twice as much flavoring. To keep people eating them waiting for that One More Perfect Chip like some over-engineered tortilla chip roulette

"Lets spin this shit" *stirs my soup*

Discord's inability to register a message as read unless you scroll all the way up and then back down is pissing me off, robert