Who says salt isn't healthy? Ours has a personal trainer.

Sadly GCHQ is only on X, but I have found a small error in this year's Christmas Card puzzles. There's an O that should be a Q on the front of the one with Santa's laptop. Let's see if they read Bluesky! #GCHQChristmasChallenge

Be wary of any children's books claiming to have won this prize. It has been awarded to multiple titles with obvious AI art, and I suspect AI-supported writing. The organisation claims that all books are reviewed by experts, but keeps them anonymous for no good reason.

I can't be the only one who sees the Portland protest hero and thinks of this guy:

Ki-tan the helpful but clumsy onion is the mascot for Kitami City in Hokkaido.

@bioconductor.bsky.social Hey, code.bioconductor.org/browse/ is giving me 404..

I'm not sure I get these new lyrics for the Only Fools theme.

I tried to get Copilot to play minesweeper. We have nothing to fear from AI.

Bosai-kun is Japan’s disaster-preparedness rhino.

What are you going to do, stay in bed and let RADAR do all the work?

Dencha, a macaque stationmaster, is the mascot for the Kurobe Gorge Railway in scenic Toyama.

Modern AI tools emulate the classic con-man tricks of mentalism, tricking people into believing that they’re far more clever - and sapient - than they actually are. Fantastic piece by @baldurbjarnason.com : softwarecrisis.dev/letters/llme...

saw this leaf shadow ghost face when i was out yesterday

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

It's only just occurred to me but if each wife has seven sacks and each sack has seven cats, they must be carrying 150-200kg each, plus kittens. Maybe they had some kind of litter (pun not intended)?

I'm not sure if it's been mentioned yet but from Life by Des'ree: "I don't want to see a ghost, it's a sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, and watch the evening news." Worst, or best?

"Is this the Esso audition?"

This absolute icon at Canterbury Pride 🩷🤍🩵

Another batch of Pope noms…

>> The definition of a woman and sex in the Equality Act relates to “a biological woman and biological sex”, the supreme court has ruled << Ok, now define what that means please since you're all experts in biology.

Post your favourite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

Its Nigel Tufnel's birthday so strap in for some fictional favourites on Noisebox Lunchbox today, the show that goes to 11....erm, sorry that should've read 2pm. Heh. noiseboxradio.com

I'm a week late but really enjoyed the EnyALF intro for @alfsplaining.bsky.social

We don't like to blow our own trumpet (PAARP) but we think we've had some pretty blooming amazing shows over the Christmas and New Year period. So much so that we've collected them here into a Mixcloud playlist so you can catch up on any you missed! www.mixcloud.com/Noi...

As is tradition at this time of year, The Man's Daddy has written some new Christmas cracker jokes for you to print out and place into your own crackers.

I'm not great with art but pleased with what I managed for this guide to Noisebox's Christmas lineup. Download (and please share!) the full thing from noiseboxradio.com/schedule/

It's finally getting cold, and the birds are becoming r o u n d

I thought up a very niche joke in the shower this morning: Q: What do you call an impossible Japanese puzzle? A: The Kobayashi Bimaru

This morning I am Duck Talk

Decided to just make that, too.

There should be a german word for when you have an earworm and feel compelled to spread it so that others suffer with you.

BLOG UPDATE: It's the 4th Most-Broadcast BBC Programme of ALL TIME. And to mark the occasion, this update is in the form of a video ("Oh no!" - everyone), but I'll put the text version up tomorrow ("Phew!" - 27 people). brokentv.uk/2023/11/20/t...