Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

2015: “oh no, it’s the dystopian future where everyone is playing dumb hypnotic games on their little screen.” 2025: “The dumb hypnotic games are actually best-case scenario; everything else your little screen can do to you is worse.”

The only thing I want to hear from elected officials or candidates is that, the moment they possess the power to do so, they will hold Trump and his accomplices responsible for their rampant lawlessness. It's a litmus test I will 100% apply regardless of who it is. This is a pass-fail test.

RIP Ozzy 🦇

Kiiiiinda feel like these might be the #Epstein files...

“ICE gets a bigger budget than the Marine Corps” is a simple fact that should be communicated very widely because it clearly expresses how crazy and radical this is

Good to see @cnn.com laser focused today.

AHAHAHAHAHA theonion.com/biden-faces-...

There’s a good guy version of “flood the zone with some truly insane shit and see if the other guys can stop it all” that Democrats could do, but that’ll never happen until dying of natural causes goes on just an epic run

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfa...

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

Was that the worst #wrestlemania main event of all time? It's definitely up there. Match, booking, finish... tremendously bad.

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

Alex Ovechkin scores career goal #895 setting the NHL record, the entire bench clears to celebrate

Laser focused

Sweeping tariffs announced by President Trump hit a remote Australian territory with a 10% tariff, despite no people living there. Reuters footage from 2012 shows part of the territory, Heard Island, mostly covered by ice and home to penguins. Read more: cnn.it/4ccK3jC

“No one in power is fighting back because, in my lifetime, no one has ever wanted to lose Republican customers. Not even Democrats.” www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

Also, on a less existential note: this piece of shit is costing us money

Do people not realize what has happened? Do we not realize how bad this is??

Because there was no guillotine for j6, the world has been plunged into a global depression for the whims of one soggy brained idiot. The riots and chaos coming this summer cannot be understated.

All you need to know about Twitter

Sic semper tyrannis

Personally, I think it is bad that Trump and Musk are ruining America on purpose.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

The chiefs can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

Anyone talking about there being egg rations under Trump?

If anyone is listening, America is in trouble and we need help.

Couldn't pay me to get on a plane under Trump.

Fire Mcdermott.

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

I've heard on good authority that you can fix the tiktok outage by uninstalling, rebooting your phone, then reinstall from the store. Tell everyone!!

TikTok is back up. This is all such performative nonsense by the kleptocrats and hypocrites who run DC. And we look like idiots to the CCP. Bluff called and we are flaccid.

Would you rather get rid of LinkedIn forever, or Twitter?

Anyone remember Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend?

Modems knew the horrors of the internet and warned us with their screams. We silenced them at our own peril.

Never going to McDonald's after I do crimes ever again 😡

You can hate on “Baby it’s Cold Outside” all you want but my least favorite is “Rudolf.” It’s about an atypical being rejected by his peers until he is deemed a useful commodity by an authority figure and then lauded. Fuck you, reindeer.

Are eggs still expensive?

I think one of the best features #bluesky @bsky.app could add is the ability to not see when people repost their own posts.

There seems to be a vast under-appreciation for the lines we’ve crossed and the world we’re in. Trump’s win has basically put us in a post-rules world. People in power don’t feel constrained by rules and any remaining checks don’t feel empowered to be checks. This reality has not set in yet.

Every boomer's selfie

Eberflus has to be fired before the ride home.

The #discover feed shouldn't include people I already follow

A different movie called Wicked and it's about medieval prosecution of Issac Newton. The closing song is called Deifying Gravity.

I like when cats get up from their nap to spin around and go back to napping.

Nice

I'd like to know why my discover feed is 90% the same as my following feed. And the timeliness should open to where I left off, not the most recent.