I left the Church years ago. I can’t go back. I do not demand that the Church change for me. But when the Holy Father says stuff like this I feel so connected to the depths of my faith, to the part of the Church that I did not and cannot leave, and I am so happy to feel that way

I just want to listen to my book.

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The best movie of the summer is Tiki Extended Universe.

Did I fail this weekend or did the weekend fail me?

Celebrating by listening to my dad and deleting without sending.

My dead good dad was an immigrant and a depressive. He loved pretending to be wealthy, and my relationship with money (use it to make people happy) is his best and worst gift.

Happy Father's Day to the men who thought they could be my Daddy. I'm undomitable. (Unless)

Pignoli and I would like the stupid fireworks to stop right now.

TIL that the actor Stephen Rea was married to Dolours Price, a notorious member of the IRA.

An Australian named Jacob Italiano means there’s an Italian named Giacomo Australiano

Really wish I could levitate a few inches off the ground so I could get naked and not feel anything touching me.

53 years in the making.

I was so wrong about the World Cup being a depressing mess. It's magic.

No bathrooms, no bags, no chairs. Show up early. Enjoy the parade!

Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing

senegal coach pape thiaw… hello

I'm trying to buy a birthday gift for someone I love a lot who is going through heavy stuff. She's smart and classy. But also hockey and Taylor and good food and wine. What's on your wish list that might be on hers?

Flappy sandals should be abolished. Pick up your damned feet.

The sanitation dudes, Pignoli, and I had a pleasant little conversation about how happy everyone is in NYC and then they skipped my recycling, so now I have to be the asshole who calls the dispatcher.

Ordering more summer weight sweaters with lobsters for those chilly New England seaside evenings.* * Humid nights in the city where I'll be mocked with sea shanties.

I'm 57. I never have to eat a salad made with a vinegar-based dressing again. (I just washed some tortellini.)

I'd surrender to the Tartan Army, iykwim.

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

keep honking, i consider the noise from your car “content” and me driving into the highway median as “engagement metrics”

Concrete jungle wet dream tomato

"I know it's an AI interview but I like it" is going to make me the Joker.

If you were in New York City last night, congratulations, you're a New Yorker.

Welcome to "the ac is too loud" season.

Okay, Desus and Mero, keep the good times rolling, and get together again.

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

Onwards to the Puerto Rican Day parade. Going to be a memorable weekend in NYC.

Little asshole can't even lift the trophy.

God: you can either win an Oscar or the Knicks- Chalamet: KNICKS God: I didn't even finish- Chalamet: BING BONG

This is what it's going to sound like when it happens. I've got to buy another bottle of champagne.

Drums in my neighborhood

You've watched one miracle comeback and you believe that they can do it again and again. I'll worry 4th quarter.

I've been thinking "I'm going to a watch party at Uncle Junior Junior's" to myself and giggling all morning.

Something you think is a grift but that you actually enjoy? I'll start. Witchcraft. Candles, herbs, spellbooks, I have them all. Meditation but make it slightly goth and a lot more expensive.

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

Friend of mine told me about Calcio Storico, which is a violent soccer/rugby tournament played in Florence in June. Players DIE.

There's an actual rainbow in the Bronx on the 12th of June of 2026. 🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈

Patti Smith is my dream of aging with purpose and joy.

do you want to see Patti Smith sing "Because the Night" in an ancient ampitheatre in Verona, accompanied by a full orchestra? trust me that you do & this link will expire in a day: www.raiplay.it/video/2026/0...

She's been gone for 15 years now. And so have I.

play-by-play calls of last night’s winning basket from across Europe

Maybe that reset the timeline.

From @scaachi.bsky.social

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

Protagonist made and served a cappuccino cheesecake with a walnut crust in an hour.