Maria Teresa
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Friendly witch. Bronx, Italian, chihuahua lover. she/her
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Rebecca Fachner
about 13 hours ago
Ok, letβs do this A Warren Harding thread!! Wherein I reveal A. The coolest thing about him B. The nickname he gave to his most favorite appendage (yes, that one) Buckle up kids, Warren Harding was a real piece of work (thatβs what she said)
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Posting so much bc I have a social thing almost every night this week and that's a little nauseating.
about 12 hours ago
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I'm making my bed with holiday flannel sheets.
about 12 hours ago
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If everyone were being honest, what percentage of the responses to "post a gif from a movie you've seen more than 6 times" would be porn?
about 12 hours ago
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I haven't done anything too stupid yet this weekend but I guess I still have a few hours.
about 12 hours ago
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One of my favorite things about the Irish policeman is how much he despises U2.
about 13 hours ago
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Today I will find out just how load bearing the white chocolate that's been in the fridge for going on 16 years was.
about 20 hours ago
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I hate that he looks so happy.
about 20 hours ago
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I was actually thinking of Jason Clarke, who is Australian. The brain filing system is fascinating.
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1 day ago
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We're so cozy but if we don't move one of us is going to pee the bed. Not sure if it will be Pignoli or me.
1 day ago
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Why don't the streaming services do playlists - like every Christmas show of every series from the 80s, 90s, etc?
2 days ago
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I like it when you all are sassy.
2 days ago
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NYC, where you're stuck in traffic at 1230am bc you're an idiot.
2 days ago
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I just left therapy after a very hard session and the last of the fall leaves are circling and crunching and the moon is bright and bold, and maybe I can be the person who I long to be. But first I need gas and to find out how my Irish policeman escapes death.
3 days ago
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juan
4 days ago
to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
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Nobody is playing 3D chess bc our brains have rotted and sprouted weeds.
4 days ago
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The Irish cop in my mystery series dreamt in Molly Bloom and I was both delighted and cringing out of my car.
4 days ago
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Every night, right about now, I really want to read a book. I don't.
4 days ago
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Goodbye to all that pie. Welcome Cookie Season. What are we making this year?
6 days ago
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Back in 1991-2, I had a crush on the shy boy in the marketing department of the publishing house where we both worked. His name was Holden McCormack. He died of AIDS related pneumonia, probably, no one said it aloud. I like to say his name aloud sometimes.
7 days ago
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I need a sign from the universe but make it kind.
7 days ago
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Nick Pettigrew
7 days ago
I named my fists Milli and Vanilli because they've not had a hit since the 80s.
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My mom, who will be 86 on Dec 18th, and is in pretty good health except she's bad for mine, has started a new hobby - preparing for death.
7 days ago
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I call my fists The Nun and The Priest bc you'll never see them coming.
7 days ago
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regular beef ππ¨
about 1 year ago
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Is it failure or a win if you still have leftover pie on Monday? (It's apple crumble, not homemade, but still good. Needs ice cream.)
7 days ago
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Linda Holmes
7 days ago
So many things about this are awesome: Every member of the ensemble is fun to watch, the blue suits are perfect against the adorably busy background of the TD, the music is tremendous, the physicality of playing instruments really comes through β¦ just the whole thing is utterly fabulous.
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Tits McGee
7 days ago
Listening to Last Christmas because it is an all-time banger and George didn't die on Christmas Day for you to disrespect his memory by participating in Whamageddon
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Good morning. This week is going to feel like a month. I think we can do it?
7 days ago
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Went to a holiday fair yesterday and one of the vendors was selling a Stars Hollow coloring book that she had "designed herself." It was all AI slop. Among actual artisans! And she said it was her bestseller!
8 days ago
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Has there ever been a bad sentence that included the word "slippers"?
8 days ago
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A raccoon is getting railed on my terrace and it is LOUD.
8 days ago
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My social battery lasts about 37 minutes and it had to run for 3 hours today. I am dead.
8 days ago
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Cat Manning
9 days ago
A story Stoppard told several times, in several places:
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I left my butter out overnight and it's still not warm enough to bake with. My kitchen is apparently 60 degrees. My bedroom, on the other hand, is 85. Thank you, steam heat and old house, for making me feel like menopause all winter long.
9 days ago
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Started to make it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit.
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10 days ago
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Forgot the dog bed had an underside for awhile and found a whole entire other dog under there.
10 days ago
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Happy Pie Breakfast Day for all who celebrate.
10 days ago
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I didn't have heat and hot water when I woke up this morning, and a nice tech came on his holiday and fixed the ancient furnace one more time, and now the radiator cranking has made me tear up. Thankful indeed.
10 days ago
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Started to make it. Had a breakdown. Bon appetit.
11 days ago
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James Acaster is so good at being the most emotionally intelligent 12 year old you've ever met.
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11 days ago
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Once again stunned by the lack of chocolate in this (my)house.
11 days ago
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Do I want to do crafts with a cocktail or bake cookies with a cocktail or eat cheese with a cocktail?
11 days ago
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I just did a little burlesque with a flannel sheet. Tis the season.
11 days ago
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Reset the days since crying over a dog on the internet to 0.
11 days ago
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The potatoes aren't reward enough for leaving the house at 7am. I must also promise myself a little treat.
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11 days ago
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Whomst has cursed me with the Kenny Rogers verse of Islands in the Stream?
11 days ago
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Ordered the wrong potatoes for the only dish I was craving so I'll have to go to the store in the morning? Help me, Yukon Golds. You're my only hope.
11 days ago
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My map lady warned me THREE TIMES yet here I am stuck in stubborn ass traffic.
12 days ago
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I'm trying to say yes to invitations before I stop getting invited to things. So invite me, I'm not exactly fun or interesting, but I'm a decent simulacram.
12 days ago
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