I'd like to talk to my therapist about anything that isn't how shitty things are.

Just heartbreak after heartbreak these days.

I'm holding back on unloading all my nervous energy here, bc who needs that.

My old man chihuahua doesn't understand the concept of clothes so we had a fight this morning.

I occasionally get real into something creative, like watercolors or mosaics, and 2 weeks later, I remember that I can't even take a good pic of my cute dog.

Anyone able to commiserate with me about Isabel Klee and Simon?

If there’s any one thing I believe in, it’s this

Everything is terrible so they are probably busy, but I'm begging the Etsy witches for three months of 65-degree weather.

Oh fuck, I've concluded that I have to do things.

I'm at home on a very cold day in NYC and this old house is freezing. I was not made for extreme temperatures or loss of any small comfort. (Yeah, I know, layers.) Anyway, anyone who lives in MN is a hero on a regular day.

Soft launching seasonal depression by posting what I see from under my comforter.

Even when you delete Twitter for 2 years, your brain still generates a tweet every 8 minutes or so. You just don’t have anywhere to put it, so eventually the tweet gets reabsorbed by your brainstem. Can’t be healthy.

Kitchen Time! Pumpkin muffins, work brownies, egg bites, sheet pan lasagna. Plus 12 other chores. Italian music. Long day's journey into sads.

I'm having so much trouble with getting out for Pignoli's morning walk. We've been up for an hour and I do not want.

Blogged about something that has vexed me my whole life. Why is there no comfortable reading position??? How have we not figured this out!!!

You come to me, on this, the day of my daughter’s rotisserie

Maybe it's because I yearn for tenderness more than anything else, but Amy's chat with Aubrey Plaza was so achingly tender. Aubrey had a contractual duty to promote a movie, and Amy's took care of it and her.

Thursday by The Cure: I don't care about you Doesn't even start Never looking back Watch the walls instead I don't care about you Doesn't even start

I'm looking for prints for my drab office walls and there's so much ai garbage out there that I'm going to end up with the same Van Gogh that's hung in my offices for 30 years.

What if, stick with me here, things weren't so terrible?

Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis

Of anyone can tell me the last name of my fifth grade bully, I'd like to Google him tonight. I keep thinking its Vinny D'Onofrio.

Black sesame paste in my noodles was a bad idea. Brain won't let me eat my lunch.

Just learned that Michael McDonald and his wife, Amy Holland, have been married since 1983 and that old people can be hot.

someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore

Happy first Sunday of 2026. I'm managing my fear ad loathing by making bread and cookies and prepping egg bites and Dan Dan noodles. Some cleaning/resetting to follow. What are you up to?

Only way through is by dissociating.

What I'm learning from the hockey show is that "fuck you" is how you should respond to your situationship.

How dare next week be 5 workdays?

This is to Italian culture what Mr Brightside is to white American culture. But also, wtf, she's practically in blackface? www.instagram.com/reel/DS-ZA7Y...

Why is every charming Italian-American influencer also a right wing, anti-immigrant idiot?

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti. Mattia sips on an espresso during his. Truly the heroes we need during these times.

Mad at me about the weather. Gorton’s angriest little fisherman.

1st lesson of 2026: I just got reminded that one of my sliding doors moments wouldn't have ended in happily ever after either. I just wanted him to pick me, and he never did/never would.

How has the Chopped prize remained $10,000 over 147 seasons, 20 years, and a restaurant crisis?

People are dumb in different ways and The NY Post has a headline for all of them.

Coffee and 3 potato chips dipped in leftover chocolate sauce. You won't see me being "good" in 2026.

Waking up in 2026 playing chicken with my little dog's bladder.

I don't want to say I'm hopeful about 2026, bc that's against my brand, but maybe a little.

I bought a new planner/journal, a walking pad, $$ shoes for me archless feet, and warm sweaters and corduroy pants. I'm not sure what those mean for 2026, but they're definitely a desire for movement.

My big resolution is to use the word "dingus."

Omg get something done Maria

Her essay will haunt me forever. May she rest in peace but also may she haunt that man to his grave.

Do not go gentle into the good might. Rage Rage and party all night.

I'll shell out for a ticket to Ocean's 14.

Aggressively dumb is certainly a choice.

Has anyone bought a $300 walking pad and used it regularly? If so, please explain how to be a better person.

Due to completely foreseeable circumstances, I plan to be exactly the same person I've always been in 2026. I'm just playing around with the edges now.

Maybe it's time to admit that, yes, I am lazy.