Guy who's perpetually stuck in the 2010s: Oh great. We're getting NINTENDRONES in FFXIV. This is going to make Duty Finder SO fucked up. Guy who just jerked off to Asuka for the tenth time today: going to be what now

Wow Seven Mech Pilots is my favorite film-

Rapier users.

Don't listen to the doubters: a gorgeous, dominant woman with a hypnotic voice CAN save you. She WILL save you. All you need to do is listen to her simple instructions, let go of your old self, and embrace the warmth of a new dawn as the person she wants you to be. 🥰

Someone left an uncooked chicken leg on my chair

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel" ACHILLES: fuck you

LISTEN FOLKS, THERES THINGS, STUFF THAT COMES FOR EVERY MAN EVENTUALLY, BALDNESS, WITHERED SKIN, MENTAL DECLINE, WELL I'M NOT HAVING THAT SHIT!! DR JONES BIG NATURALS YOUTH PRESERVATION SERUM. WE MADE IT WITH HORSES, WE TOOK CHEMICALS OUTTA HORSES TO MAKE YOU JUST AS HEALTHY AS THEM, ITS FANTASTIC

the warlock familiars

girls with horns

The bisexuals gun

😭

similarly: the horror of the slow realization that all the cute girls an artist draws are having bad things done to them by cis men 🤢🤮 not by BEAuTIFUL LESBIANS like god intended. that disembodied dick better be CONFIRMED to belong to a woman or i am OUT 😤❌

Once again I must stan this excellent story. You need a little they them bird getting absolutely butt blasted into submission by this large condescending kitsune. READ THE PLAY BY PLAY BELOW

Guard releases feeling a bit like

we aren't locking in, we are locking out (disassociates and goes 'doll mode' immediately clattering to the ground limo and unresponsive)

The artist

Real Cis Guys Know 😤

drew an egg

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

I have woven you a dream of exposing and observing.

actually she does bite lmaoo opps 😂 #hellsing #serasvictoria

I gotta draw more faces like this lmao

Idly scrolling through my photos and I can’t remember where tf I saved this from but it’s too good not to post

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

happy lesbian week

Mech that is a knight and its pilot who's full of worms and held together by duct tape and drug abuse

the penne opticon

トロン＆グスタフ　DASH２６周年おめ～！ #MegamanLegends #ロックマンDASH

Girlfriend: "I never realized how much taller you are than me until I saw you with glasses." Me, bewildered: "Well... They say the glasses add two inches." Girlfriend, delirious after getting off a nine-hour flight: "Wow... I need penis glasses."

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Monday morning creatures

:)

Too many jesters don't know how to entertain a crowd

slightly misaligning the robotgirl during her preprogrammed routine so she bumps into walls for the rest of the day