#NoKings Miami!

🚨🚨To all gov’t employees🚨🚨 If you’re attending a #NoKings march today, don’t bring your fov’t ID. Don’t identify yourself as a gov’t worker no matter what level you are. Leave ALL your electronic devices at home. Every single one - they can’t search what you don’t have. And BE SAFE.

swear her in, you fucking Keebler elf!

I don’t understand why we need a “Columbus Day” when this country celebrates incompetent white men failing up and taking what isn’t theirs all year round.

everything is gender-neutral if you're not a coward.

they couldn't even find 3 different actors. what a shitshow.

so they lied. shocking. 🙄

I could watch this all day

until the recent FCC debacle, I'd never seen a single episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live. and I've discovered that I really enjoy it. so I'd like to thank the world's greatest man-baby, Tangerine Palpatine, for putting it on my radar.

"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

It should be needless to say, but it is perhaps at this moment worth saying, that transgender individuals have the same right as anyone else to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Nothing could be more naïve than to imagine that Donald Trump's effort to put the military on the streets of US cities has anything to do with "fighting crime." He himself is very clear: this is an act of war against the part of the population that does not support his autocracy. Resist or perish.🏴

the fuck is wrong with RFK Jr's face? like damn, he looks like he has radiation burns, like he witnessed Chernobyl firsthand.

what about summarily killing suspected pedophiles and sex traffickers? .....oh wait

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days

If you think an autistic person is "dense" because they asked you clarifying questions, I hate to break it to you, but they needed to ask follow up questions because you didn't explain yourself well enough. Not because they have comprehension issues. Hope that helps 🙃

If a president wanted to become effectively a dictator, he’d likely: 1. Purge govt of non loyalists 2. Weaponize law against opponents 3. Use military to police opposition strongholds 4. Threaten media, schools, businesses w penalties to get them to heel 5. Change election rules in his favor.

If you aren’t uncomfortable learning our country’s history, you are learning propaganda.

who let him out??

I really don't think we as a nation have roasted Kid Rock nearly enough.

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This is beyond nuts. They are not making them adults for the reason they stated. They want to get them into bed. It's disgusting. #USDemocracy

I spent 15 years as a Christian minister. The "Christian right" is neither Christian nor right, and here is a biblical explanation of why. open.substack.com/pub/kellysca...

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Fascism - rule by dictator Oligarchy - gvt by wealthy few Theocracy - ruled by religion Kakistocracy - gvt by least qualified America has produced a most unique system of government A theofascoligkakracy

love this new york times clip. they recently did a story about how sesame street's set has changed over the years, along with our urban politics. IG nytimes

“We’re being treated like animals… I’m brown. If I go out they can stop me every day just cuz of my skin color.” What are we doing? 🇺🇸 (from @rokhanna.bsky.social )

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pausing Hitman 3 because my husband brought me a lil snack

hey guys what the FUCK

Autism is a Spectrum

a little louder for the people in the back

just watched South Park. yeah, THAT episode. Donnie Dirtypants has to be shitting a brick. 😭😭😭

fuck yeah

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For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

Change your vocabulary and stop using the language of the predator. 1. Underage woman = child 2. Sex scandal (involving children) = rape 3. Sex with child = child rape 4. Sex trafficking = rape trafficking 5. Pedophile = child rapist #opdeatheaters

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I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

being complicit in the crimes of the rich and powerful doesn't make them see you as an equal. it just gives them everything they need to burn you later as a sacrificial lamb. when they inevitably close ranks, you'll be on the outside with blood and dirt on your hands, every finger pointing at you.

the nazis are still complaining about it like the whiny little shits they are. Superman has always been woke. get over it.

Lois Lane is giving chaotic bisexual, and I'm here for it.

Remember last you guys said you wanted them to start projecting on the building? They must’ve heard you.

I want the full FBI report on Jeffrey Epstein — including all evidence collected over many years, along with his client list — released because I’m not in any of it. Pass it on.

Caught this on Instagram in a few places: "Superman is a firefighter, not a cop." He's hoping to help or save people, not enforce any laws.

Police respond to crime; they don’t prevent it. True crime prevention begins with investing in social programs and expanding opportunities for communities. If you don’t agree with that then you won’t like my page.

The year is 2030. The Onion is the most respected and accurate news source. Fox News broadcasts exclusively in nursery rhyme format. Somewhere, deep in a bunker, a journalist whispers, “It wasn’t always like this…”