Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.

"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"

“Clean me” from Angela is still some of the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a youtube video

Keter-class anomaly

if all the people who thought this way disappeared the world would be unequivocally better in every way

I have to age verify to DM now?

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Daughter (7) basically had a meltdown today because she doesn’t like how overwhelming my mom is around her, won’t give her space, and feels like she can’t be herself around her. While this is not how I will handle it out loud, it’s both heartbreaking and a relief to hear it wasn’t me growing up.

Feels good.

New protein powder pro: much better flavor Unanticipated con: chunks?! of “graham cracker”???

WELP THE BIDET I INSTALLED WORKS

Ask daughters doctor today about when to get her this years flu and Covid booster and she said they’re trying to make sure they even get a Covid booster in at all. Cool. Cool world we live in. 🙃

I am not sure protein powder is for me. I’ve tried various flavors over the years and it feels like I’m choking every one down lol.

If I offer my daughter a compliment or praise something she’s done, she’s started doing this sort of “you’re only saying that because you have to/I’m your only child so of course you’d say that” sort of thing and I’m not sure what is best to say in response? Also going to ask her therapist but

My email says @sidequestcosmetics.com delivered woo

Regarding kpop demon hunters sing along in theaters, I haven’t seen a showing this full since opening night TFA lol

Oh wow Ify accepted my Pokemon Go request hahahaha

Valgavoth my beloved

The dreams have been wild y’all

It’s been a rough couple weeks but at least James Dobson died

I’m so excited for 2 new smoke alarms tomorrow. Safety first! 👴

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Chex mix always hits the spot

I don’t think I have the depth for much analysis and I’m certainly not knowledgeable on the process but damn I just really enjoy going to the movies

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“I asked ChatGPT…” I don’t care. Don’t tell me.

reviving a post from the old site:

liberals can’t even handle anyone to their left criticizing democrats like pete buttigieg and gavin newsom 3 years before the presidential primary about how they have shifted right on trans issues and homeless policies. when is the right time to criticize them????

"the drainage grates are in the shapes of American flags"

God dammit I somehow broke my reels algorithm again. It’s all “walking on the treadmill isn’t exercise” bros. They’re back. They haunt me a few times a year.

I have to pee but also I am very comfortable

It is three years from the election. Three years. And people are already wearing promise rings for particular would-be candidates. It's weird, man. "It's three years from the election, you can't criticize people who might run!" incredible stuff.

If you call the critique of a politician a purity test, I’m going to ask you which community you’re willing to leave behind for your comfort.

People throw around the term "purity test" like it's somehow a bad thing to have boundaries about who you are willing to be in a coalition with. It is good and healthy to be choosy about who you fight for freedom alongside, and apartheid/genocide is exactly where those red lines should be drawn.

i'm not voting for any candidate that won't full throatedly support trans kids playing whatever fucking sport they want to. I'm so irritated with these focus group tested answers about a subject that liberals and Democrats are literally being brainwashed into thinking is a critical issue.

Hear me out

Shiny Happy People season 2 hitting a liiiiiittle close to the ol childhood

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Time to make a hear me out list.

Please be mindful how you talk to the millennials in your life, you never know when they might be experiencing acid reflux ❤️

Mega Dragonite is art, I don’t get the hate.

Superman tonight woo woo

Its even more depressing that NPR posturing towards the center for the last 2 decades did nothing to save them from being called a socialist abomination that must be stopped

I want to participate in group yoga but I’m afraid because I cry every time I do yoga. Sometimes about centering my body and senses and heart beat or whatever snaps my chronic pain and heart condition into sharp focus. It’s not even like a “sad” feeling? The awareness just overwhelms me.

Igniculus: Aurora, what is love known by? Aurora: When it hurts to say goodbye.

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I think it’s time to boot Crunchyroll back up for a bit. It’s been a minute since I sank my teeth into some anime.

“I asked ChatGPT” Unfollow. Every time.